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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in the Foundation cafeteria, unless a Research Official wishes to have it removed for testing. A sign is to be posted next to SCP-XXXX warning personnel not to mix the drinks for any reason.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a ██████ brand coffee dispenser. Upon inspection, SCP-XXXX shows no difference from standard machines produced by the same company. SCP-XXXX was discovered in █████████, Illinois by Agent M██████ after several reports of persons staying awake for periods of up to 14 days, along with several other reports of persons falling asleep at the wheel. SCP-XXXX only functions when ground coffee is placed under the drip area (the flavor and brand of the grounds do not matter, the outcome is always the same). On the front panel of SCP-XXXX, there are three buttons, labeled French Vanilla(SCP-XXXX-1), Decaf(SCP-XXXX-2), and Hot Chocolate(SCP-XXXX-3). Upon pressing one of the buttons, the corresponding liquid is dispensed in enough quantity to fill a standard 4-oz. Styrofoam cup. The anomalous qualities of SCP-XXXX do not become apparent until the chosen beverage is consumed.

The owner of the gas station where SCP-XXXX was held prior to Foundation custody, a Mr. Stan Suddarth, showed reluctance to have it removed. He was interviewed on ██/██/██ before being given Class B amnesiacs and returned to his gas station with false memories.

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Dr. P███████ (P): "So, Mr. Suddarth…"

Mr. Suddarth (S): "Call me Stan. Mr. Suddarth was my father."

P: "So, Stan, how did you come about acquiring SCP-XXXX?"

S "You mean my coffee machine?"

p: "Yes, that."

S: "Well, speak of the devil, I got it form my father. He owned the gas station before me, you see."

Upon consumption of SCP-XXXX-1, the subject no longer needs to sleep regularly for a period of up to 4 months, depending on the quantity ingested. Several of the D-Class personnel who drank SCP-XXXX-1 reported a light, energetic feeling, with the downside of needing to defecate much more frequently, i.e, subjects who normally defecated once per day instead needed to go up to four times more often. SCP-XXXX-1 has shown no other negative effects. (See Addendum XXXX-02)

Subjects who drank SCP-XXXX-2 experienced an completely different feeling, albeit with the same effect. Subjects no longer required sleep for an extended period of time, but experience a feeling one subject described as "feeling like I'm pinned under a burning couch." Unlike D-class who drank SCP-XXXXX-1, those who consumed SCP-XXXX-2 did not report needing to defecate any more frequently.

When SCP-XXXX-3 is consumed, however, subjects experience a completely different effect. Upon ingestion, the subject immediately falls unconscious, and cannot be wakened by any external stimuli. Subjects sleep for a period of 3-19 hours, and upon awakening report feeling warm and well-rested.

Mixing any of the drinks results in the subject becoming permanentlycomatose (See Addendum XXXX-01).

Research Note: For God's sake, stop giving D-Class victims of SCP-966 SCP-XXXX-3. We're researchers, not torturers.