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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in the oversize safe object locker in Site 19. Object testing must be approved by a Level 3 or higher staff member.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a standard TSHIRTGUN "Bleacher Reacher Pro" t-shirt launcher, capable of firing a folded t-shirt up to 91.44 meters. SCP-XXXX is unremarkable in design and looks no different thn any other t-shirt launcher of its make and model. SCP-XXXX's anomalous effect manifests when a blank white t-shirt is place in SCP-XXXX and fired. When the trigger is pulled by the user, a new t-shirt will be created, containing a reference to a piece of popular media the subject is familiar with. Each t-shirt has an anomalous effect related to the content of the shirt. When fired, the t-shirt launcher emits audio from the 2012 film “The Avengers”, specifically Chris Evans (as Captain America) saying “I understood that reference.”