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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a standard secure locker approved for the safe containment of anomalous literature. SCP-XXXX should remain in a protective plastic comic book bag when not used for testing.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a comic book made from 84 sheets of standard white printer paper and written with pencil and illustrated with crayons. The comic, entitled "The Flash is Fucking Bullshit and I Hate Him" is credited to an author named ███████ ██████ who remains unknown to The Foundation. Readers of the comic in all cases have developed extreme anomalous effects, including an altered perception of time and increased running speed for short periods of time. Many of these powers are noted to be variations of powers held by the fictional character The Flash, owned by DC Comics.

SCP-XXXX was discovered in an ancient Mayan temple, buried with a well known and respected jmen who died in 426 C.E.