Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a 20x20x20 room with a glass divider and a hole four inches in diameter in the middle of the divider to allow the umbilical cord holding SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-B together. Both rooms are to be stocked with a bed, a television with streaming capabilities, and other objects for entertainment purposes.
Meals are to be issued three times a day in occurrence with the normal breakfast, lunch, and dinner times. SCP-XXXX-B is to be given portions that would be handed to an average child of the age of eight.
SCP-XXXX is to be monitored by two guards at all time. No member of personnel is allowed to let SCP-XXXX-B make personal contact with SCP-XXXX at any time for any reason unless sanctioned by Dr. Ruby.. Personnel is also not allowed to accept any sort of cooked meal from SCP-XXXX.
Description: SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-B were found at ██████████ Elementary school in █████████ Country, ████████ after the disappearance of ██ children. The small size of the school allowed SCP-XXXX to continue on for roughly ██ years.
SCP-XXXX expresses an obsession with feeding anyone who asks for a meal. It will go to any lengths to make the best home cooked meal with the ingredients it has at its disposal. Typically the meat of the dish is made up of parts of SCP-XXXX-B. The umbilical cord attachment heals any wounds received and acts as a natural pain killer during the process of removing limbs, organs, or flesh from SCP-XXXX-B.
The umbilical cord also can maintain and act as SCP-XXXX-B vital functions. The only organ that the cord cannot replicate and function as is the brain. If removed from the cord even after initial attachment for less then a minute with no previous injuries it will result in the immediate death of SCP-XXXX-B.
When SCP-XXXX is not attached to a form of SCP-XXXX-B the umbilical cord will search out a new subject to turn into SCP-XXXX. The preferred age range is between the age of 6-12. However the highest age that SCP-XXXX is willing to use is 16. Anything beyond that SCP-XXXX's cord will ignore and continue to look for another target in the suitable range.
If separated from a suitable target long enough SCP-XXXX will go into a hibernation mode. Sleeping for 23 hours of the day and waking up long enough to eat, drink water, and occasionally clean herself in the shower. After a month the
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Interviewer: Dr. Ruby
Dr. Ruby: So SCP-XXXX would you state your name?
SCP-XXXX: Oh, am I being interviewed? It reminds me of the little ones back at ██████████ who would come up to interview me for the school paper. Nothing ever made me smile more. Oh my dearie I've blathered on long enough. The name is Fran.
Dr. Ruby: Fran, can you tell me why you use SCP-XXXX-B in your cooking? Why not use other ingredients like beef, pork, or chicken?
SCP-XXXX: Because when you're cooking on a budget you've got to do whatever it takes feed the little ones. They've got to grow up big and strong. The best way to that has always been a good hearty meal.
Dr. Ruby: So you would rather use human flesh than actual other meat recommended for human consumption?
SCP-XXXX: I never said that. I said when you're working on a budget you have to do whatever you can to feed the little ones.
Dr. Ruby: How big was the budget typically? At least what were you working with on a day to day basis?
SCP-XXXX: [REDACTED].
Dr. Ruby: Well, that is…moving on.
SCP-XXXX: Are you hungry dearie?
Dr. Ruby: No thank you. I ate already.
SCP-XXXX: Look how skinny you are! You need a little meat on those bones. Bring me the girl and let's cook up a wonderful stew.
Dr. Ruby: As I said I am not hungry. Now, can you tell me why you chose children over adults? Adults are larger and are capable of producing more meat are they not?
SCP-XXXX: I have my reasons.
//SCP-XXXX is silent for the rest of the interview. Dr. Ruby asked a few more follow up questions but eventually terminated the interview after a few more minutes. //
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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: No direct contact should be made by any member of personnel excluding staff with O5 clearance. All other SCPs are to be cleared from Site- ██ and [REDACTED] will be enacted should SCP-XXXX manage to cause a containment breach.
Currently SCP-XXXX is being housed in the center of Site-██ inside a room with ten inch thick steel walls and doors welded shut to prevent personnel from being tempted to let SCP-XXXX out or come into any direct contact with it.
Cameras are installed in the room and when they stop [DATA EXPUNGED].
Description: SCP-XXXX takes the form of a twenty-foot tall statue made out of limestone. Despite the fact that it has been dated to be at least ten-thousand years old no visible signs of erosion have been observed. When not in direct contact with a being of at least human level intelligence it assumes the shape of the The Beast from the Book of Revelations from the New Testament with a few minor modifications. The original description of the beast noted it having seven heads with ten horns. The statues at the present moment has nine heads with eighteen horns however it has been documented in various media over the centuries that [REDACTED].
SCP-XXXX seems to be able to change it facial features and when it does the surveillance cameras in the room will power down for five minutes exactly and then turn back on and continue to function normally. Although many different faces have been recorded the two most common faces to appear are the following.
- All nine faces start to smile wider then the average human mouth can stretch. A forked tongue is seen sticking out from between the teeth. These faces typically appear after recent contact with a human subject.
- All nine faces will express a mixture of disappointment and sadness. Two minutes after the change has occurred an unknown black liquid will begin to pour from its tear ducts for five minutes. Exposure to this through direct contact with skin is the equivalent of six hours alone with with SCP-XXXX.
Despite having no normal means of communication D-Class personnel that have spent more then five minutes alone with the statue have heard talking of some sort after five minutes of exposure to it. It is not currently known if this is due to the influencing manners of SCP-XXXX or if the statue is sentient. See Addendum A1XXXX.
When it comes into any sort of contact with any humanoid the subject will slowly become filled with rage and a bodily transformation begins to occur. At first impression the statue will transform into an image of something or someone that had a significantly negative impact on the subjects past. The more recent contact with the negative impact the quicker the subject will submit to SCP-XXXX's effects. The average time period to full submission to its effects is six hours in which the subject will be reclassified as SCP-XXXX-B.
Addendum A1XXXX: Upon the fourth attempt at contact with D-Class Personnel D-Class 45691 was able to directly communicate with SCP-XXXX. It made the following list of demands.
- A personal caretaker to cater to its every whim. Denied
- An interview conducted by Dr. Alto Clef. Denied. A meeting with Dr. ██████ was approved instead.
- [REDACTED]
- A meeting with SCP-682. DENIED
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Interviewer: Dr. ██████
Foreword: SCP-XXXX faces Dr. ██████. ██████ noted later that it had taken the form and tone of SCP-███. Which after a containment breach two week earlier Dr. ██████ was reassigned to [REDACTED]. His Despite the fact that to all observation equipment had not recorded any change in physical appearance other then changing its facial structure to its normal smiling pattern.
Dr. ██████: So, what exactly are you?
SCP-XXXX: Next question.
Dr. ██████: That's not how this works.
SCP-XXXX: It would drive you mad trying to explain what exactly I am.
Dr. ██████: Alright then. Let us go through you list of demands. My first question is, would you stop looking at me like that? No, that's no any better. To hell with it. What do you want with all these D-Class personnel?
SCP-XXXX: Simple doctor. I just wanted to [REDACTED]. Then take that and [REDACTED]. Then after another five minutes [REDACTED]. [REDACTED]. As you can see, very simple.
[Dr. ██████ then leans to the right and begins to vomit. He continues on for a minute before wiping his mouth off with his hand and sits back up in his seat.]
Dr. ██████: After that brief intermission let's get back to this list of demands. The music I think I could understand, the caretaker isn't too far of a stretch. But a personal meeting with 682? What could you want with that damned lizard? He's already enough trouble for us, although you were good at causing nothing but trouble.
SCP-XXXX: Because I know [REDACTED]. I thought he would like to know that.
Dr. ██████ Hmmm. Should have led with that, at this point it seems like an arbitrary thing. But you would know all about that wouldn't you? YOU LOWLY [REDACTED].
//Dr. ██████ grabs the chair and begins to smack SCP-XXXX with it. Two guards come in quickly and pull him out //
Dr. ██████:
Closing Statement: [Small summary and passage on what transpired afterward]
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