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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Following the events of Incident-XXXX-01, SCP-XXXX must be stored in digitally locked safe located in one of the rooms of the Light Containment Zone. The safe combination must be known only by the Senior Researcher for SCP-XXXX. Testing may only be carried out by the Senior Researcher in a secure chamber, accompanied by no less than two (2) other Senior Research officers.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a white ceramic coffee mug with an internal volume of approximately 250 ml. It is chipped in several places around the top rim and at the base of the handle. No branding or identifiable markings have been found anywhere on the object. The interior or SCP-XXXX is lightly stained by liquid residue. After analysis, this liquid has been found to be a mixture of cow's milk, white sugar, and DNA from the Citrus bergamia tree, leading researchers to believe the mug was last used to store Earl-Grey Tea.

SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties come into effect when any amount of Great British coinage is placed into it. The effect does not usually occur if foreign currency or notes are placed into the cup. SCP-XXXX has responded to Ukrainian currency on one occasion (See Incident-XXXX-01). After a subject has dropped the coinage, they will vanish, and a disembodied voice hereby referred to as SCP-XXXX-1 will address the subject and thank them for their generosity. The origin point of this voice is estimated to be roughly 0.6 m above SCP-XXXX. How SCP-XXXX-1's voice is produced is currently unknown, and is only audible to the subject placing the coinage. All attempts by outside observers to listen to the voice, or for anyone to record the voice of SCP-XXXX-1 have been unsuccessful. Subjects listening to SCP-XXXX-1 may talk back and hold basic conversations with SCP-XXXX-1.

SCP-XXXX-1 identifies under the name 'Sam' or 'Samuel', and as of writing has not revealed its full name or other identifiable information, usually changing the subject or completely ignoring that it was bought up. In the event that a subject attempts to explain to or ask about SCP-XXXX-1's anomalous nature, SCP-XXXX-1 will again change the conversation topic or ignore completely the questions addressed. It is also ignorant to its current location and containment at the foundation. As far as it is concerned, SCP-XXXX-1 is located on ███████ █████, London. Visits to this location have uncovered no sign of anyone resembling SCP-XXXX-1, nor any evidence of its existence there.

Conversations with SCP-XXXX-1 will usually begin with a telling of a story to the subject. SCP-XXXX-1 describes itself as a homeless man living on the streets of London in the year 20██. Stories that it tells will generally begin with benign events, such as meeting someone on the streets or looking for food. However, as the story progresses, the events retold by SCP-XXXX-1 become more and more dubious in nature, as near impossible (or incredibly unlikely) events occur in the story (Test Log).

Addendum 1 Whilst SCP-XXXX functions on any flat surface, coin acceptance time decreases significantly if placed on flooring. Staff members have assumed that this is due to the fact that SCP-XXXX-1 prefers flooring as a comfortable seat, rather than desks or tables.

Test-Log-XXXX: The following are summarizations of interactions with SCP-XXXX-1. For full transcripts of conversations with SCP-XXXX-1, ask Dr.██████.

Coinage Placed: 20 pence coin (Great British Currency)
Effect: Coin disappears after two (2) seconds.
Story Summary: SCP-XXXX-1 was taking a night time walk across Waterloo Bridge when it
was assaulted by a group of intoxicated males who began pushing and verbally abusing it. SCP-XXXX-1 fled from its attackers until it was cornered in an alleyway. Before the attackers could come any closer, they burst into flames. SCP-XXXX-1 describes in great detail the horrific nature in which the men burn and ultimately died. SCP-XXXX-1 ceases communications.

Coinage Placed: 5 cents (United States Currency)
Effect: No effect, coin remains in SCP-XXXX until removed.

Coinage Placed: 10-pound note (Great British Currency)
Effect: No effect, note remains in SCP-XXXX until removed.
Notes: After retrieval, it was observed that the note had significant tearing on its left side not present before testing.

Coinage Placed: 1 pence coin (Great British Currency)
Effect: Coin disappears after five (5) seconds.
Story Summary: SCP-XXXX-1 had spent its day searching for food in refuse and waste. It then tells of how behind a ███████ Restaurant, it discovers an entire three-course meal including lobster, caviar, prawn cocktails, and other foods. It then recounts of how the food around it became animated and began to dance and sing songs. At this point of telling the story, SCP-XXXX-1 hums a tune recognisable as 'An Ode to Joy' by Beethoven. SCP-XXXX-1 ceases communications mid-way through its recital of the tune.

Coinage Placed: 1 rupee (Indian Currency)
Effect: No effect, coin remains in SCP-XXXX until removed.

Coinage Placed: 1 half-pence coin (Currently unused Great British coin)
Effect: No effect, coin remains in SCP-XXXX until removed.

Currently the only known instance of SCP-XXXX accepting foreign currency. Also currently the last record of interaction with either SCP-XXXX or SCP-XXXX-1.

Coinage Placed: 2 kopiyky coin (Ukrainian Currency)
Effect: Coin disappears after three (3) seconds.
Story Summary: SCP-XXXX-1 becomes present, but does not tell a story. SCP-XXXX-1 is confused and becomes unresponsive to foundation staff. As time passes, SCP-XXXX-1 becomes more and more distressed, exclaiming phrases such as screaming profanities and ‘it isn't fair' and 'why did you bring me here?' repeatedly. After approximately seven (7) minutes of this, SCP-XXXX-1 screams and then ceases communications. A further two (2) minutes later, SCP-XXXX begins to violently wobble on the floor, and 282 separate coins are ejected from it in a single eruption. All coins collected from this eruption are either 20 pence, 50 pence, or 1 pound coins.
Notes: Coins ejected were estimated to travel at over ███ m/s. Two members of research staff were injured, suffering from major bruising and concussions. Whether or not this was a deliberate attack on foundation staff, or merely an uncontrolled event is still being determined.

Addendum 2 Following the events of Incident-XXXX-01, open testing of SCP-XXXX is temporarily halted. Seeing as SCP-XXXX-1 appears to be somewhat sentient and greatly emotional, we need to be sure that it is not going to cause more harm to personnel during testing. All further tests must be overseen by myself in containment. - Dr.██████