Hippo
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[SCP-3034] [] — The Counting Station
DON'T LET HER FINISH

[SCP-3035] [] — Science Bugs
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[SCP-3041] [] — The Red Knife
And why do I own a crib?

[SCP-3054] [] — Cragstaff Sanitarium
You are sick. You are broken. We will fix you.

[SCP-3045] [] — bzzip.exe
NOTE: At this point, further testing was discontinued on account of Researcher Xiao-jin's computer inexplicably filling with bees.

[SCP-3043] [] — Murphy Law in... Type 3043 - FOR MURDER!
HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU REWRITING MY STORY INTO YOUR OWN FUCKING STUPID HUMPHREY BOGART FANFIC NONSENSE

[SCP-3057] [] — Fossil Fuels
Before being amnesticized, witnesses confirmed that instances of SCP-3057-4 did, in fact, have feathers.

[SCP-2639] [] — Video Game Violence
we are unstoppable nigh-immortal digitized death-gods who have spent 10+ years practice-killing each other in endlessly looped murder-orgies

[SCP-437] [] — Summer of '91
That was a pretty crazy summer, y'know? Sometimes I really miss that place.

[SCP-3079] [] — 300 Tricks: Stage Magic Made Easy
NOTE: No method for accomplishing this trick is provided.

[SCP-2753] [] — Let's Play Jenga!
High art carries high risk!

[SCP-2679] [] — The Many Graves of Jeannette Parslov
Come back to us.

[SCP-3074] [] — Kafka's Parking Garage
Thank you for choosing Izatova Parking Center. Have a pleasant day.

[SCP-2571] [] — Cragglewood Park
Mr. Blair, have you always been an only child?

[SCP-2419] [] — The Laughing Men
Throw them back into the incinerator where you found them.

[SCP-3143] [] — Murphy Law in... The Foundation Always Rings Twice!
When it comes right down to it, me — them — hell, even you — we're all just characters in that trashy dime-store novel called life.

[SCP-3089] [] — That Old Time Religion
Remember how we explained that successful people don't actually need any of their toes to walk? Well, that's going to come in handy for Secret Number Six.

[SCP-3117] [] — A Monster-Shaped Hole
I'm not talking to you.

[SCP-3128] [] — Let's Play Monopoly!
Hey, guys? I'm, uh. I'm using this.

[SCP-3138] [] — A Sepulcher by the Sea
Should it prove feasible, all non-canonical corpses are to be extracted, examined, and catalogued.

[SCP-3241] [] — The SS Sommerfeld
Have you ever seen a Scranton Reality Anchor go critical? I have. Words like "Biblical" come to mind.
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