CAN = Confirmed Abnormal Nexus
CART = Concrete Anomaly- Ready to Transport


Item #: SCP-3xxx

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures:

Description: SCP-3xxx refers to an safety pamphlet written in English entitled "Safe Working Conditions and You: A Factory Guide". SCP-3xxx is not printed on paper, but on a form of vellum of unknown composition, and consists of forty-one pages.

Individuals who read SCP-3xxx

Electronic copy below as per Federal Records Act

UIU File 1958-092: Codename: Edison

Summary: Subject is deceased, no body remaining. Five FBI operatives killed in confrontation with subject's allies at Thorston, Kentucky. All members of opposing force deceased, all technology confiscated and placed into storage.

Link to the Silber Age of SCPs.

(I couldn't resist the pun.)


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Prometheus Labs is a team of displaced Axis, Soviet, and Eastern European scientists whom no country wanted to employF

"Don't talk about the dinosaurs - it'd be a shame if you got mauled by a lion when you get back to Texas"

BEHOLD THE END OF ALL THAT EVER WAS, IS, AND EVER WILL BE. I mean, uh, hi. Sorry, Lovecraftian Slip.

An article that explores anarchy and non-human sapience, conveying paranoia.


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