Some sort of evil being that kidnaps people, then disfigures them for his 'plays'?
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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a standard large anomalous item storage locker at Site-37. No other precautions are necessary to keep me it contained.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a rectangular sheet of mica measuring 215 mm by 280 mm, so carved as to resemble a paper document. The anomalous affect of this item is activated whenever a subject begins writing a report primarily focused on SCP-XXXX. Th5
e subject will find the report already completed, and several extraneous details new facts will be added. The structure and syntax of the report vary based on the subject, but the content of the report is consistent.
Item #:SCP-XXXX
Object Class:Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: A 3 meter tall wall must surround SCP-XXXX. This wall must be at least 0.5 meters thick and separated from the object by no more than 10 meters. There may be only one access to the structure, a reinforced steel gate.
Large gatherings of actors and/or writers must be monitored for SCP-XXXX-1 appearances. If an appearance occurs, Protocol Hotel Champagne 37 is to be used. Any attempt of conversation from SCP-XXXX-1 should be politely rejected.
Instances of SCP-XXXX-2 that show signs of hostility to guards or attempt to escape are to be terminated. Guards are not to fire upon SCP-XXXX-2 inside the structure, failure to comply will result in suspension without pay.
As of ██/12/2000, no personnel above Level 2 rank are allowed within 3 kilometers of SCP-XXXX
Description:SCP-XXXX is an abandoned theater located in ██████, Russia. The theater itself has very few anomalous properties, but it is the apparent resting place of SCP-XXXX-1 and the only known source of SCP-XXXX-2. The theater is, however, capable of changing its interior structure in very minor ways, such as the movement of windows and doors. No pattern has yet been seen among the movements.
SCP-XXXX-1 is an amorphous entity appearing to be a cloud of black smoke. When it is not modifying its form, it appears to be a black-cloaked humanoid. SCP-XXXX-1 will manifest wherever there is a large gathering of persons involved in the creation of theater and/or film performances. SCP-XXXX-1 will seemingly randomly choose a human from the immediate vicinity and surround him, before demanifesting. No trace of the captured person has ever been found at the demanifestation site. SCP-XXXX-1 has also been seen in and around SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX-1 will also attempt to engage any nearby beings in polite conversation. It will do this whenever it sees a human who is not currently engaged in obvious activity. It speaks at the level of an adult human1, however it has only ever spoken about its 'plays', and indeed, seems to know little else. It can be dispelled using strong air currents, see Protocol Hotel Champagne 37 for more details.
SCP-XXXX-2 is a collection of disfigured human beings living inside SCP-XXXX. There are approximately 30 instances of SCP-XXXX-2. 12 of SCP-XXXX-2 have been morphed to heighten certain aspects of human beauty, however these changes appear to be haphazard and, in the words of one subject "like if a blind man were to make a statue by reading about the human body." These specimens are designated SCP-XXXX-2a. The other instances of SCP-XXXX-2 are distinguishable by enhanced muscle structure. These specimens appear to function as guards, attempting to obstruct damage any component of SCP-XXXX. These specimens are designated SCP-XXXX-2b.
Every 3-5 days, a small sign will appear outside SCP-XXXX, advertising a play. The play's titles are not consistent with any play's performed outside of SCP-XXXX, implying that the plays are generated inside SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX-2a will then gather on the stage area of SCP-XXXX, and begin to perform the play, lasting 20-60 minutes. SCP-XXXX-2a appear to be capable of limited speech during these events. The script of the plays are variable, however they will always concern hospitality and human nature. After the performance, SCP-XXXX-1 will manifest and ask any persons inside the viewing area if the play 'made them think'. Synopses may be found in Log-XXXX-56
Addendum: As of ██/██/20██, SCP-XXXX has begun to perform plays about the Foundation, including 'Bright's Day Out' and '[DATA EXPUNGED]'. '[DATA EXPUNGED]' has been performed no less than ██ times.
A paper entitled 'Уведомление о сносе' (Notice of Demolition)
All text translated
11/12/196█
This structure is CONDEMMED. NO ENTRY fine, please come in. It is to be demolished rebuilt as soon as possible.
Signed,
The Department of Safety друзьям из[ILLEGIBLE] (Friends from [ILLEGIBLE])[Struckout text appeared to have been lined out in black ink. The italic text was crudely written underneath.]
A fallen section of roofing, engraved in Russian
I am [UNTRANSLATED TEXT]
[ILLEGIBLE] use of your building.
I will be [ILLEGIBLE] very soon.The untranslated text appears to be written in Cyrillic, however the arrangement of letters is seemingly random2.
Several hundred pieces of plaster walling, arranged to form Cyrillic lettering (several sections had been stepped on or otherwise disturbed)
I am truly sorry for the loss of your [ILLEGIBLE].
I have tried to [ILLEGIBLE] your concept [ILLEGIBLE].
[ILLEGIBLE] actors need to be beautiful.
This is a log of plays performed by SCP-XXXX. Plays recorded here are those considered to be significant to research efforts.
The Cat and The Hare
A play about a cat which tries to convince a hare to let it into the hare's burrow, but fails until the hare has a near-death experience. Written in an Aesop style.
This was the first play performed by SCP-XXXX while in Foundation custody.
O My Elder
A play about a young boy who learns to respect his elders.This play featured several "shady individuals", who in the opening scenes abducted the boy's sister.
[Over the course of several months, these shady figures became more prominent, along with references to the letters "SCP" and 'Foundation"]
A Surely Contemptible Pregnancy
This play took place on/in Site-██, and showed SCP-231 as an innocent girl "locked up for nothing". After the play, SCP-XXXX-1 asked the audience (D-6129-5 and
-6) how the play "made them feel". This was the first play to explicitly mention the Foundation.
[DATA EXPUNGED]
This is the only play so far seen to have an episodic structure. Each play consists of reenactments of events involving Foundation personnel within 2.7 kilometers of > > SCP-XXXX. As of ██/4/2002, there have been 47 unique "episodes"
Item Number: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: The item is stored in a secure storage locker on Site-██. Testing must be approved by no less than two Level 3 Personnel.
Description: SCP-XXX is a brass spectacle frame consistent with designs from the early 20th century. Engraved into the inner surface of the left arm is a line of currently untranslatable pictograms. SCP-XXXX appears to be self repairing, but cannot reattach parts that have been removed without physical contact with the parts.
SCP-XXXX-1 is a pair of lenses, apparently handcrafted, that fit into SCP-XXXX with sub-millimeter precision. They appear slightly green tinted, however this effect does not manifest in images(they appear perfectly clear). When SCP-XXXX-1 is fitted into SCP-XXXX and placed over the eyes of a subject, the subject gains low-level emotional telepathy(that is, they may experience the emotions of others). This effect is limited to the area that may be seen through the lenses.
In approximately 1.732% of cases, the subject will experience
Item Number: SCP-2000
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:[REDACTED]
Description: SCP-2000 is a stainless steel device appearing similar in construction to a "trackball" design computer mouse. The object has 5 small circular buttons on its dorsal surface. It must be connected to a 1██ volt power source using the included plug to activate its anomalous properties.
Upon activation, SCP-2000 will manifest SCP-2000-1 and -2. SCP-2000-1 is an intangible square plane, 1.375 meters to a side. Measurements have shown that the plane is indeed 2-dimensional; it has no thickness. SCP-2000-1 is invisible to electronic sensors, but observers report it appears to be made of an indistinct white fog.
SCP-2000-2 are distinct 2-dimensional shapes that appear inside of3 SCP-2000-1, which are entirely tangible. As SCP-2000-2 are infinitely thin, any object intersecting the "side" of a moving instance of SCP-2000-2 is cut along the plane of SCP-2000-2. They can be divided into SCP-2000-2-A and -B. SCP-2000-2-A are immovable objects which range in size from 2mm to 15m. Larger instances of SCP-2000-2-A appear to have open areas inside, containing various other instances of SCP-2000-2. SCP-2000-2-B are objects that manifest as regular polygons, usually measuring 30cm on the diagonal. They are mobile at speeds of up to 5.3 m/s.
When SCP-2000 is active and the track ball is rolled, SCP-2000-2 will be 'scrolled', appearing to move at up to 26 m/s. SCP-2000-2 appear to fade out past the boundaries of SCP-2000-1, with new objects appearing from the opposite side. When the buttons are pressed SCP-2000-2 will change to an entirely different arrangement of SCP-2000-2.4 If SCP-2000 is deactivated and reactivated again, it will display the same location as before.
SCP-2000-2-B appear to vocalize to each other in an as yet untranslated language. This, their reaction to objects impinging on SCP-2000-1, and their use of SCP-2000-2-A as tools support the theory that SCP-2000-2-B are sapient, although no meaningful communication has been established at this time.
| Designation | Description | Distance from Location Alpha |
|---|---|---|
| Location Alpha | The largest instance of SCP-2000-2-A yet seen, containing no less than 300 equilateral triangles, as well as a hectacosaheptagon (127-sided shape) The triangles appeared to be protecting the larger shape | N/A |
| Location Beta | Various large square SCP-2000-2-A, with many smaller SCP-2000-2 inside. Appears to function as a factory park. | 451 m |
| Location Gamma | Many smaller SCP-2000-2-A, which function as homes for SCP-2000-2-B | 1.984 km |
| Location Delta | A massive collection of rectangular SCP-2000-2-B, arranged around a large perimeter, enclosing Locations Alpha, Beta, and Gamma. | 2.54 km |
| Location Epsilon | [LEVEL 5 CLEARANCE REQUIRED] [SEE DOCUMENT 2000-632 FOR DETAILS] | ██.█ km |
Communications Between Dr.██████ and Site Administrator █████
10/27/19██
My team has been successful at decoding the language of SCP-2000-2-B. With your permission, we could design a communication
system ~Dr.██████
10/30/19██
Request approved ~Site Administrator █████
Communication Log 2000-154
Test 1
D-2000-01 relayed a standard Foundation first contact message at Location Alpha.
Result
12 SCP-2000-2-B immediately destroyed the communication device.
Just a minor setback. We should be able to replace it in a week.
Test 2
D-2000-01 relays the same message at Location Beta
Result
SCP-2000-2-B listen closely, and at the conclusion of the message abandon their work to converse on the implications. This continues for █ minutes until a group of triangular SCP-2000-2-B enter Location Beta and terminate all SCP-2000-2-B present
Good progress on researching the society of SCP-2000.
[TESTS 3 THROUGH 9 REMOVED FOR BREVITY]
Test 10
D-2000-03 relays a Modified First Contact Message (Class 74) at location Epsilon
Response
Communication device is removed from view, SCP-2000-2-A show no audible response.
Test 11
D-2000-03 is instructed to find and retrieve the communication device
Response
Test successful, several other 3D forms noted within Location Epsilon. 3D forms appear to be aware of D-2000-03's presence. Now designated SCP-2000-3
Test 12
D-2000-03 is instructed to remove largest instance of SCP-2000-3 (Type 32 stellated icosahedron, 36 inches across)
Response
SCP-2000-2-A show extreme agitation at the loss of SCP-2000-3. SCP-2000-3 does not respond. SCP-2000-3 does not obey gravity and moves freely about the chamber.
At +2 minutes, SCP-2000-3 attacked D-2000-03, resulting in █ casualties and a Site-wide lock down. SCP-2000-3 was returned to SCP-2000-01 at +3 hours, 23 minutes
Test 13
D-2000-07, with Dr. █████ dictating, attempts to interview an instance of SCP-2000-2-B at site Epsilon
Response
Dr. █████: Hello SCP-2000-2-B
SCP-2000-2-B: Hello SCP-2000. [makes notes on "pad"]
Dr. █████: I'm not an SCP of any kind. I'm merely a being from a higher dimension.
SCP-2000-2-B: Please. There's no such thing as a higher dimension. SCP-2000 is merely an anomalous object with high-level memetic effects.
Dr. █████: Be as that may, we have a job to do here. What is your name?
SCP-2000-2-B: Arthur S.
Dr. █████: What do you do here?
SCP-2000-2-B: We keep anomalies like you locked up, so as to preserve the natural order.
Dr. █████: One last thing: Have you received any objects which allow communication with a one-dimensional plane?
SCP-2000-2-B: Come again?







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