Ivan Raikovich
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a deadlocked storage room in site 15. No less than three guards are to be posted outside the room, each one with at least level 2 training against psychological attacks, and not one is to be aware of how to access the storage room, or have knowledge on what is inside. Any non-authorised personnel within a 50 meter radius is to be terminated immediately. No interaction with SCP-XXXX is permitted without level 4 clearance.

Description
SCP-XXXX is a chair with grey padding and a blue frame. On the back of the chair, a sign is hung from a nail, stating "Out Of Order! Please fix!". None of the materials that make up the chair have been identified.
SCP-XXXX draws all humanoid entities to its location within a 50 meter radius via an electronic message transferred to the humanoid's brain via unknown methods. Humanoids drawn towards SCP-XXXX will now be referred to as instances of SCP-XXXX-2. Nothing at the time of writing is capable of halting SCP-XXXX-2's progress toward SCP-XXXX apart from termination.
Upon making contact with SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX-2 will immediately start shouting phrases in an unknown language whilst getting into SCP-XXXX.
When SCP-XXXX-2 is settled in SCP-XXXX, they will abruptly cease shouting, and a short cheery jingle will play from SCP-XXXX, and then a seemingly prerecorded message will play, saying "thank you for your co-operation, and we wish you good luck in the next world!" SCP-XXXX-2 will then enter a relaxed state, and be slowly absorbed into SCP-XXXX through unknown means. SCP-XXXX will then state that repair was unsuccessful in the voice of SCP-XXXX-2.

Addendum
Dr █████ requests that SCP-XXXX to be terminated with immediate effect. Reason given was That SCP-XXXX was causing low morale among staff, and he had a "gut feeling" that it had to do with SCP-XXXX's psychological effects.
Request pending approval.
Request denied by Site Director ██████, reason stated was that "we don't just terminate SCPs off gut instinct. if we did that, we would only have about twelve left".