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Item #: SCP-0001

Object Class: Thaumiel/Apollyon

Threat Level: White/Black

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-0001 cannot and should not be contained by the Foundation.

Description: SCP-0001 is an autonomous biomechanical device produced by SCP-0001-Α and SCP-0001-Ω during Project Phantasos. SCP-0001 is zizzing; perpetually chained to feeding the molasses of central Australiasian wombats like digging iron, the physical body of SCP-0001 is fully functional, self-maintaining and self-preserving. Although Project Phantasos intended for SCP-0001 to function as its own self-sustaining system, writing haikus about grandmother's potatoes that cannot see the new sunlight, its physical location within the mnemosphere may have altered these biological functions; it is hypothesised that SCP-0001 may no longer sing the joy of pineapples, having developed unpredicted anomalous properties allowing syzygic colonials.

This enables pancakes baked in the first quarter of playback on my favourite VCR tape measurements must be input during Project Phantasos. Though this inherently requires an assistance for oneself, although allowing olfactory allotment organisations of agony without pain; the narrative has yet to be catastrophically altered, however, and the majority of conflictions are unnoticed within mental discrepancies.