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Item #: SCP-2433
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: All identified copies of SCP-2433-1 are currently saved on a designated hard drive found in Wing C on Site-17. Each saved instance of SCP-2433-1 should be accompanied by a text file detailing recovered site, estimated people affected, and other relevant information, including discovery location, estimated exposure, and calculated BRI. Testing regarding SCP-2433 is open to all Site-17 staff with Security Clearance 2 or higher, as long as the experiment does not involve the usage of an Internet connection; all testing conducted that seek to use the Internet in any setting require the permission of Site Director Putnam. SCP-2433-1 instances created for the sake of testing must be recorded.
Foundation web crawlers in tandem with image recognition software are to search for images that bear similarities to SCP-2433. Facial recognition software is not to be used as previous protocol revealed large amounts of false-positives. Confirmed instances of SCP-2433-1 need to be removed immediately from public view if possible. Site Director Putnam should be notified if an instance is calculated to have a BRI of higher than 40.
Currently, there are 73 confirmed instances of SCP-2433-1; the associated MD5 hashes of these images are grounds for instant removal of the image. Social media websites and image sharing sites such as Facebook, Reddit, Tumblr, 4chan, Twitter, and Pinterest are given priority due to the large userbase and potential accumulation of SCP-2433-μ events.
Members of MTF Lambda-84 ("Sample Text") have joined the security detail of the United States Senate as well as the city of Burlington to monitor for any increase of SCP-2433-μ events, as well as collection of μ-A instances if possible. Due to the large amount of μ-A instances collected each day, as well as its non-anomalous properties, MTF Lambda-84 has been given permission to dispose μ-A instances at their own discretion unless otherwise notified.
SCP-2433-1-53, a highly elaborate example of SCP-2433-1 that may display common motifs of the "vaporwave" subculture (BRI of 63.8)
Description: SCP-2433 is an image of Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders giving a speech, taken around August 2015 during a campaign event in Florida.
SCP-2433-1 are a collection of images that are altered forms of SCP-2433 through conventional image editing software. Testing has shown that the primary effect of SCP-2433 persists no matter the degree of alteration or the amount it resembles the original image. The majority of SCP-2433-1 instances (52 instances, or 71% of all current confirmed instance) are merely watermarked, resized, or filtered instances of other SCP-2433-1 instances, however, several are believed to have originated from the same origin as the anomalous qualities of SCP-2433.
Testing has confirmed that the images yield no anomalous memetic qualities when viewed. The primary anomalous effect occurs when the image is shared, discussed or otherwise interacted with online, triggering a SCP-2433-μ event. Simply viewing a SCP-2433 or SCP-2433-1 instance does not trigger a SCP-2433-μ event, and show no anomalous qualities when printed or taken offline. "Interaction" has been confirmed to include:
- Indicating interest or other feelings, such as "liking" on Facebook, Tumblr and Twitter
- Sharing with others, such as forwarding through email or retweeting on Twitter
- Downloading and reuploading
- Leaving a comment or post about the image; referencing the image without the image being present on the website does not seem to trigger a SCP-2433-μ event
SCP-2433-1-09, an early example that may have come from the same source as the anomalous properties of SCP-2433 (BRI of 23.9)
When an SCP-2433-μ event occurs, American quarters (designated as item μ-A) materialize in a 50 meter radius around Senator Sanders. No instance of μ-A has been observed to materialize in solid or liquid matter. Based on material, year minted, scratches, general wear and tear, as well as trace amount of biological matter from fingerprints left on μ-A instances indicate that the origin of the coin is different each time, likely from random sources across the United States each time a SCP-2433-μ event occurs.
When SCP-2433-μ events occur due to the unaltered SCP-2433, μ-A instances materialize in close proximity to Senator Sanders, and usually on surfaces such as tabletops and desk drawers, and may be within visual range of Senator Sanders. However, the degree of alteration present in SCP-2433-1 increases the possible furthest point of manifestation and becomes less predicable as the Balkin Resemblance Index (BRI) increases.
The base BRI has been defined to be 0 for the original SCP-2433 only in the context of this report and related research. It is hypothesized that a maximum BRI to which would trigger SCP-2433-μ events exist; however, testing is inconclusive to the maximum value of BRI, as it is also hypothesized that the manifestation field would increase with BRI.
Currently, SCP-2433-μ events average at 14 manifestations every hour; before containment procedures were put in place, it was estimated to average at 90 manifestations every hour. The amount of manifestations increases from 1600 hours to 2400 hours EST, then gradually slow down. Manifestation amounts also increases usually on weekends.
Senator Sanders has displayed no knowledge or control over SCP-2433 and SCP-2433-μ events.
Addendum 2433-A: The origins of SCP-2433 was unclear until a raid on the headquarters of GoI-5869 on 11/16/16. No persons of interest have been found.
Context: Three logs found dated September 2015 on a ████████ under the automatic logging program ██████████ are found to pertain to the possible origins of SCP-2433. The participants have been recorded having activity of several months prior to the conversation recorded below, with the exception of kkrule whose first appearance was five days prior to the relevant conversation.
kkrule: anyone wanna talk politics
TrainerDP: no
talman_corvett: no
opossum: no
harmpit: no
kkrule: :(
kkrule: anyone like bernie
talman_corvett: no
lesbian_gengar: yes
tiedyeduck: who are you
DonDeLillo: I like him
tiedyeduck: he's ok I guess
bones: Who are we talking about?
opossum: not a fan of him
opossum: I have great contempt for anti-establishment candidates no matter their political leanings and Sanders does not seem to have run any of his plans past anyone who got a passing grade in a high school economics class
tiedyeduck: shut up opossum
DonDeLillo: I like him
DonDeLillo: I know @hetcopogg does too
kkrule: I was at a rally yesterday and i want him to win
hetcopogg: I do like him but I'm not going to go crazy for him
kkrule: even got to shake his hand and take a pic with him
DonDeLillo: I'm really quite impressed at how far he has gone
DonDeLillo: kkrule: pics
kkrule: it's on my facebook
Context: Same as above; first confirmed instance of SCP-2433 recorded.
kkrule: guys
kkrule: I have an idea how to help bernie get more supprot
kkrule: *support
kkrule: http://i.imgur.com/█████
kkrule: guys I made this
kkrule: what do you guys think
harmpit: lol
lesbian_gengar: lol
opossum: it's just a photoshop and not even a good one
opossum: what's so funny
opossum: I hate memes so much
kkrule: :(
TrainerDP: kek
DonDeLillo: kkrule: was it you that posted that on /r/██████ earlier today
kkrule: yeah why
kkrule: I think that's the funniest bernie thing I've made
kkrule: trying to get him to win
DonDeLillo: Do you know what it means to force a meme kkrule
tiedyeduck: ehh
lesbian_gengar: it's pretty funny but it's not that amazing
opossum: it would be way funnier if you didn't come in and post some """"""funny"""""" bernie picture EVERY SINGLE DAY
kkrule: :(
kkrule: DonDeLillo: no what does that mean
DonDeLillo: Have you seen that picture of Steve Buscemi holding two skateboards?
DonDeLillo: You're him right now
polaricecraps: reddit likes shitty jokes? not surprised tbh
talman_corvett: he's not gonna win
kkrule: why do you say that talman
talman_corvett: politics is money and he isn't going to beat wall street donations
talman_corvett: he has no advantage anywhere
tiedyeduck: talman_corvett: he is winning in memes
talman_corvett: yeah like that's gonna help
Context: Same as above; a noted confrontation may have ceased discussion of SCP-2433, as the subject was not brought up until Log 4.
kkrule: guys can you reblog this please
kkrule: http://████████.tumblr.com/post/███████████/kkrulezzz-kkrulezzz-kkrulezzz-bernie-sanders-masterpost-funny
opossum: no fuck off
lesbian_gengar: can you stop
kkrule: :(
TrainerDP: I like them
polaricecraps: ew tumblr
lesbian_gengar: it stopped being funny a long time ago
lesbian_gengar: and you're really bad at making these
DonDeLillo: kkrule: it's been weeks, why are you so obsessed with these
DonDeLillo: it's not even that funny
DonDeLillo: Do you even think it's doing anything meaningful to him?
DonDeLillo: what the fuck does a fucking QUARTER do to help him?????
DonDeLillo: someone fucking died last week in michigan because one appeared in his lungs you dumbass
DonDeLillo: why are you even in here?
DonDeLillo: fuck you
kkrule: :(
kkrule: is it really that bad
bones: Try to be nice here, DonDeLillo.
DonDeLillo: sorry I'm just really upset
lesbian_gengar: Hey kkrule
lesbian_gengar: I know you're trying to help, but really, quarters?
lesbian_gengar: It's, like, not very effective, don't you think?
lesbian_gengar: Why not like, hundred dollar bills
kkrule: i don't know how to do paper
kkrule: i'm bad at this
DonDeLillo: kkrule: more people will die if you keep this up
lesbian_gengar: Take it from me: people often underestimate how fast things spread on the Internet
lesbian_gengar: I would really advise against doing more
lesbian_gengar: Also they're annoying, if you want friends this is not how you do it
kkrule: fine I'll stop
kkrule: :(
lesbian_gengar: Good boy.
Context: While all involved parties still continue to maintain a presence, no discussion pertaining to SCP-2433 has been found until six months after the initial wave of discussion.
tiedyeduck: is kkrule here
tiedyeduck: I need to talk to him
DonDeLillo: What did he do this time
kkrule: who pinged me
kkrule: oh hi
tiedyeduck: hey kkrule
DonDeLillo: oh huh
tiedyeduck: did you see this
tiedyeduck: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/███████-█████-██-█████-█████-████████/2016/03/14/████████-████-████-████-██████████_story.html
kkrule: oh
kkrule: you think it's me?
tiedyeduck: unless arizona is as crazy as I think it is then yes it's probably your fault
DonDeLillo: Fucking called it
DonDeLillo: Woo
kkrule: :(
tiedyeduck: it's not fucking funny don
DonDeLillo: It's pretty funny but yeah probably shouldn't laugh about that
tiedyeduck: kkrule I'm serious rn
tiedyeduck: did you make this
tiedyeduck: http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/█████████████
polaricecraps: ew pol
opposum: why
opposum: just why
lesbian_gengar: These are sort of funny at least
kkrule: lol oh what
kkrule: glad to see it's still going around
kkrule: but no I didn't make those, forgot about those a while ago
tiedyeduck: well they aren't forgotten
lesbian_gengar: are you fucking with me right now
kkrule: I don't know how to stop it
kkrule: help
kkrule: oh no
kkrule: :(
kkrule: i never meant for this to get so serious
harmpit: gj idiot
DonDeLillo: gg
lesbian_gengar: omg
kkrule: :(
kkrule: i just want to help bernie win
Addendum 2433-3:
Note to Personnel: This addendum concerns future actions; it is not part of current protocol unless otherwise specified.
As of __ (date), SCP-2433 is to be subjected to possible Safe reclassification. Members and assets of MTF Lambda-84 are re-assigned and distributed after approval of Site Director (Site Director). One Level 1 personnel will retrieve instances of μ-A every day at 2400 hours and report unusual increases in μ-A instances.
Note to Personnel: This addendum is to be enforced in (date) after the passing of Senator Sanders.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe/Euclid/Keter (indicate which class)
Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]
Description: SCP-# is a virus/prion/something that infects people. It is structurally similar to something, with a 29% match to something something. Describe more of the bacteria.
SCP-#'s anomalous effect takes place when
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
HASA DIGA EEBOWAI
Nov 6, 2016 at 5:40 PM
Third Party Candidates: Plausible Outcome or Long Shot?
A FiveThirtyEight Chat
Filed under 2016 Election
In this week’s politics chat, we weighed in on our favorite esoteric third party candidate scenarios that could happen. The transcript below has been lightly edited.
micah (Micah Cohen, politics editor): Welcome once again everyone. As the election draws to a close in two days, I don't think we'll have really any surprises about who wins. Our current model suggests that Hillary Clinton has a 87% chance of winning the presidency, based on our polls-only model that give her a 9 percent lead over Donald Trump. It's probably going to happen unless something horrific happens in the next few days, but I seriously doubt that. Our chat today is mostly about the very few that's still undecided, and more importantly, the impact of third party candidates in this election.
blythe (Blythe Terrell, senior editor): It's unlikely that anything will really persuade the voters for both Trump or Clinton at this point, but I'm more interested in seeing a surprise surge in a third-party candidate.
harry (Harry Enten, senior political writer): Our polls suggest a current 18 percent of likely voters as undecided, which may still point to a possible Trump victory. This is, of course, most likely influenced by third-party candidates, and how much they sway wobbly swing states, such as Arizona, Georgia, and Ohio.
micah: This is what really interests me in this election, because it really is rare for so many voters to still be undecided a few days before decision day. Currently our polls-only model gives 9% of the vote to third-parties, meaning that it's non-negligible.
natesilver (Nate Silver, editor in chief): In an election where legitimate candidates rate among the least popular candidates ever run, all the eyes are on Johnson and Stein, who both have their own issues. A few weeks ago we even predicted a possible outcome where Evan McMullin, who is relatively unknown until a month ago, could possible win Utah and force an electoral deadlock.
harry: It would probably be even a worse nightmare than 2000, but it would be fun to watch.
micah: I don't have the polls here but I think that 99% of the American populace has not heard of McMullin and will probably be extremely upset.
blyth: I've got friends that are still regretting that they voted Nader.
garett (Garett Snavep, political studies professor at Rice University and FiveThirtyEight contributor) : It's a shame, really, because third party candidates really shouldn't be discounted for just a mere "spoiler" for the major party ones. "Spoil", such a vulgar word.
blyth: Oh, hello Garett, was wondering when you'll join us.
micah: It's very easy to dismiss Nader for not just ruining Florida, but according to the Washington Post, New Hampshire as well.
micah: Who knows, Johnson might pull it off in New Mexico, as his approval ratings are quite high during his terms as governor there. I don't like him much but I'm still rooting for him.
**natesilver: ** Johnson has been steadily polling at 29% the past few days in New Mexico despite poor polling around the nation. He may win, it's not entirely out of the question, which puts even greater pressure on the Republican campaign.
harry: I thought we're talking about our favorite third-party candidates today; honestly I'm rooting for a surprise Andrew Basiago victory. Highly recommend you read his policies on Sasquatch and "quantum transparency".
**blyth: ** Oh Andy is the best. Almost as amazing as Joe Exotic.
micah: If he is a self-professed time traveler, doesn't that mean he knows if he won this election already?
garett: I'm really happy we're talking about third party candidates today, because the candidate that has resonated with me is ████ █████.
harry: Who knows, maybe Basiago already won the election and we just don't know it yet.
micah: [laughs] Oh my god, I'm reading through his policies and Basiago is recommending eating eggs to boost our intelligence; how can anyone seriously suggest that? Garett, who is ████ █████? I don't believe I've heard this name before.
natesilver: ████ █████… that's a name that has come up before somewhere, but I wasn't aware that there is any major rallying point behind him. Based on our archival data of LA Times, he seemed to have run quite a few times, never really successful though.
micah: Weird, Gallup somehow has never included him, or the GSS, or really any major polls at all.
natesilver: Local ballots sometimes include relatively unknown candidates, and I'm pretty sure I've seen this name before, but I don't think he's yet to gain an audience yet.
garett: I'm not really that surprised that you haven't heard of him, since ████ █████ runs on a grassroots campaign. I know it's probably really easy to dismiss as a perennial candidate, in the long tradition of candidates like Harold Stassen, who ran nine unsuccessful campaigns, and Eugene McCarthy, who essentially ruined Lyndon B. Johnson's campaign. But █████ is different.
natesilver: Interesting you would bring up Stassen, as our data indicate that perennial candidates lose an average of 12% of voters each time they run if they aren't successful.
micah: Wow, this archival LA Times poll has him at 22% in Ohio and 36% in Indiana during the 2004 election, even beating Kerry in Idaho around 4 months before the election; how did we not pick up on this guy?
natesilver: I can't really find any information on him online at all, most of the pages I could find are corrupted or broken; can you tell us more about him?
garett: ████ █████ believes in the power of the American populace. We are a shattered, long divided, fractal nation of beauty that needs to strengthen our bond and strengthen our bodies.
blyth: That sounds good and all, but can you talk policy? What does ████ █████ plan to do with the growing tide of immigration and the refugee crisis? What does he plan to do about ISIS?
harry: Or the third party killer question: What will you do about Aleppo?
micah: I thought you liked Johnson.
harry: I do, but that was quite a funny moment.
garett: A bold and united nation can take on any foe whether external, foreign or both. ████ █████ seeks to return to the roots of what makes America the United States. As president—
natesilver: I have to stop you there, Garett, we found this Chicago Sun-Times poll in our archives that says he has ran a campaign in… am I reading this right? 1944?
micah: No, you're good.
garett: Must be an error, but believe me, ████ █████ has been fighting for the American people for years.
natesilver: But more than seventy years?
micah: Probably just a guy with the same name, although this is really quite an unusual name to be repeated by two different candi— wait, no, I found another piece from the Miami Herald in 1972.
garett: The idea of America isn't bound by time, and neither will ████ █████'s efforts to improve what means to be American.
harry: You've been just spouting slogans; I don't even know if he's conservative or progressive. Like, talk to me about his views on energy policy.
garett: Americans can be self-sufficient and produce our own source of energy within us, and he certainly believes in coexisting peacefully with our land.
harry: What about reproductive rights? Is he pro-life, is he pro-choice?
garett: As the good book says: And you, be ye fruitful, and multiply; bring forth abundantly in the earth, and multiply therein. Increase you and multiply, and go upon the earth, and fill it.
blyth: A pro-lifer that also believes in clean energy?
harry: Education? Defense? Trade?
garett: All of this is secondary without our nation as one.
micah: I really don't see the appeal of him; where did you learn about this guy?
garett: Oh, just through some friends. There's a rally coming up soon, you should join!
probably would add more later
open letter format vs hidden letter format
Dear readers and writers,
My name is Jethro. I graduated from ???????
This is be the last piece of work you will see me post here. This community has been my home for many years, and I have grown to love every piece of it. It has been fun being your staff, and now I will step down as I close my account. I know, no one ever truly leaves a community, and I'm sure some of you are already typing "see you next week" in the comments. I wish it's that simple
As of yesterday, my job in the Foundation is to write stories. For all of you.
I do not know how to subtly state this, so I will be blunt as to avoid misunderstanding: The Foundation is real to us. Everything you know, everything that holds true, is true to a certain degree.
I have been on this project for almost two years now. Mitch warned me it would be hard when he first invited me to join his team, but I did not expect it to be a day-to-day struggle. My team only consists of a few people, appointed by the Foundation through regular means, but we probably control the most important thing in regards to our own universe.
My division consists only of writers. Dan, Steven, Lisa, Mitch, Josh, Eric, Albert, all of us. You know us by our completed works, by our contributions towards shaping site culture, by our reputation of maintaining a strict grip on what is accepted. I have great respect for my team, and I owe all of them an apology for doing this. I am sorry, but I do not want to continue this charade anymore. Do not blame yourselves over this, I did this on my own accord.
Confused? I imagine you would be.
Our entire existence depends on your perception of us. The Foundation doesn't know how this happened, or if it will ever know. Basically, anything that eventually gets accepted into your perceived "canon" becomes reality. And that is where we are needed.
The Foundation found out somewhere in 2010. It started out just to be a simple, innocent project regarding information across alternative universes. The Foundation were already acquainted with searching for alternative universes, and this project was not really that different from others until someone realized that our whole universe was in a publicly accessible website, including all of our secret files, our interactions with various groups, and even some that fell under the radar of the Foundation. The frightening thing to the O5 was not the document leak; they were shocked that even events that are outside of Foundation control is completely true. We had many files of unconfirmed auctions, exhibitions, and executions carried out, but all of your stories line up to form a cohesive timeline that baffled the council. - might remove this
"There is no canon" isn't wrong, but somehow, almost everything is canon. No one is exactly sure which historical record is right. The big red button exists, sitting in a staff lounge and pressed as an unfunny joke ever so often. Somehow even the stupid "drunk driving will kill 682" joke was actually from your hands. Almost all coherent alternative universes that we have observed prior to project Turtledove have been mirrored: the one where the Foundation doesn't exist, the one where the Foundation is public, the one where sdfs The only relief was that the majority of 001 proposals are what they sound: proposals, though I'm sure the O5 actually isn't completely sure if any of them are the real one.
Unsurprisingly, the O5 was shocked.
The Foundation is powerful, yes, but no one knows if it is because of you or because of us.
Thanks to you, we know that even though there will be occasional containment breaches, they will be re-contained; thanks to you, we know that even though we will be under attack from other groups, we will never be defeated. To a certain extent, we will not be destroyed, but neither will our enemies. The O5 is afraid of all of you.
Because they believe that their power is an illusion.
Some call you reality benders and wish to destroy you. Some call you gods and wish to worship you. Some just dismiss you as a simple anomaly that needs to be contained.
You have built a rigid frame for our universe. The Foundation knows this. They are relived by this. We are, for all intents and purposes, invincible, hiding behind the wall of being the protagonist in your collective canon. Unfortunately, this holds true for all of our friends and foes as well. We have teams and task forces dedicated to infiltrate groups of interest, but we know that our efforts will be in vain.
Do you know what worries me the most?
Even though I hold this almost infinite power over our universe, I am ridiculously powerless in yours. I could change a page, a sentence, a phrase, or even just a number, and I may just rewrite history for the last few decades. And no one would notice.
I know that the other writers will not forgive me for this, and certainly not the O5. I imagine they will do anything in their power to hide this.
—So, why are am I upset with being a reality bender that knows that everything is under my control?
A few days ago, I was reading a new coldpost: a large malevolent creature, hates all humanity, will kill everything, uncontained, Keter, all that jazz. As I was ready to leave another bored scathing comment about the inevitable demise of it, I saw another comment that consists of only three words:
Mundane eldritch. -1
It certainly is not the first time I've seen these words thrown around casually, but something about the brevity of the sentiment affected me and broke me. I am ranting right now of course. The most horrifying monsters have been reduced to a bore. Taboo ideas like dismemberment, human sacrifice, cannibalism, all normal business.
And I can only watch as anomalies piled up into our universe, some permanently.— -too weird rant, maybe just tone it down
//You have heard the phrase "there is no canon" repeated many times.
Well, there is a canon. It's my life.// - too cheesy? too cheesy
Thank you all for supporting us for these years.
Your friend,
dickbutt mcfucklecuntercock
Possible points to add
- how he came to the Foundation (introduced by friend who already works for scpf, he was unemployed journalist looking for job)
- what he does
- specifics examples?
- deleting shit
- warning shit
- possible ways to go on:
- o5 forced themselves to not know
- o5 killed everyone who knows but themselves
- o5 doesn't know
- everyone knows
- how can the foundation be real when our scips aren't real
- more meta? (wikidot screwups=oh shit)
stuff possible included
Because of this, the O5 secretly hired us, and unanimously decided that the only safe way to operate is to forget about this whole deal. Our team watched as the Council address us formally for one last time, and watched as one by one they were escorted away by medical staff to purge their own minds of us.
—
Don't worry; most of the world doesn't know. There are still some that manage to glimpse at your universe. Mostly kids that hitched on the wrong signal in engineering classes, or some unimportant intelligence agency that tuned in the right place and the right time. Last time it was the Vietnamese Army that somehow got in contact with your side. Your typical "we are fictional" response didn't really convince them and we secretly pillaged their records.
That's the only thing the O5 is capable of doing right now that isn't part of your site canon. Everything the O5 does, from simple staff transferal and dismissal to complex discussion on the
It's so boring in here.
I thought it was bad when they admitted me, but now, an eternity of boredom is dspfjsdpfs
Item #: SCP-1011-J
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: Entities designated as SCP-1011-J (see Addendum 1011-1) are monitored remotely. Any personnel displaying signs of being influenced by the effects of SCP-1011-J are to be ridiculed at.
Under no circumstance is instances of SCP-1011-J allowed to know of their anomalous nature.
Description: SCP-1011-J is the collective designation of entities exerting similar anomalous behavior despite a lack of direct correlation. An instance of SCP-1011-J usually takes form of a single person, although in rare cases, regions or groups may exert the anomalous behavior collectively.
SCP-1011-J has seen to target only members aware of the Foundation. All instances of SCP-1011-J exerts an anomalous effect that occurs when the name of the entity is read or
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
Item #: SCP-420
Object Class: yo mama
Special Containment Procedures: All instances of SCP-^ is to be kept in Site-66, in separate vials. Standard biological cell sample maintainence protocols apply; all vials of SCP-^ is to be kept frozen for -70 degrees Celcius
Imagine how is touch the sky
Cookie clicker?
Item #: SCP-@
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: All copies of SCP-@ is located in Storage Room 42 on Site-52. Temperature and humidity controls are kept in place to prevent degradation in quality. If additional copies are found, usage of Class-C amnesiacs is allowed for involved civilians. Even though no forms of SCP-@ have been found in digital form, najor video sharing and file torrenting sites are still to be monitored for SCP-@ leaks.
Description: SCP-@ is an action movie, titled 拳之怒 (Fury of the Fist). All current instances of SCP-@ take form of VHS tapes of variable. According to the credits on tape, it was released in China in 19992, by the Shanxi Broadcasting Media Corporation. No such company was recorded to exist in 1992.
The length of SCP-@ differs at every screening. The most common iteration, designated SCP-@-1, is app. 87 minutes long. It is currently unclear what iteration was meant the original, or if a original was ever present. Chemical analysis revealed no special
The movie follows an undercover police officer, trained in classical Chinese martial arts such as the Wing Tsun and the Xing Yi, trying to infiltrate a Shanghai-based gang, with ties to prostitution and illegal substance trafficking rings.
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MalO tale (1471)
It's never pleasant when you get woken up 3 in the morning by your phone. It's even worse if it's about your patient. Your patient that still tried to hurt herself after weeks of therapy and medication, the one that you actually had to consult your old dusty books to find a possible explanation for their symptoms. The one-in-a-million case that landed in your hands.
My apartment was close enough to the hospital, but it's still unpleasant to hear from Dr. Higgins when he informed me that Monica was rushed in once again. I hopped in my car and got there as fast as I could.
Dr. Higgins was massaging some poor sap's bloody feet when I arrived at the ER.
"Dr. Higgins."
"Ah, Mundy, nice to see you here so fast," Dr. Higgins looked up, still massaging the patient's feet. His voice was strong enough, but he looked exhausted. He gave me a quick recap while still working on those feet.
"Mrs. Lewis was brought in by her husband a few hours ago. Said they were watching Law & Order when she suddenly just flipped. She tried to poke her eyes out. Good thing we gave him some of those sedative shots in case of emergencies. Ambulance brought her in like two hours ago. I put her in a private ward. Jerry's watching her right now, the husband went home like half an hour ago to grab some stuff for her. She'll probably be out in like a week, didn't really harm the retinal tissue at all, which is good. She did have a bit of cornea abrasion but that's fixable, don't even need surgery."
Dr. Higgins tried bending the guy ankle, producing a yelp. "Alright, alright, that's a good sign that your nerves aren't frozen. Mundy, Mrs. Lewis woke up around ten minutes ago. First thing she asked for is you. Usually I hate to wake off-duty doctors up in the middle of the night, but well, you know her better than I do, and frankly, I don't really think she knows anyone else in the hospital anyways. Fifth floor, sixth door on the left."
I rushed to Monica's room. She was lying there, her left eye covered in bandages. Her hands were in restraint mittens. One of the new interns, Jerry, was there hooking Monica up with a new IV bag and checking her vitals. He rubbed his hands with disinfectant and gathered the monitors on a cart as I walked in. Monica stirred as the dim light from the hallways cast a shadow on her.
"She's stable, doctor. She requested access to you earlier when she woke up initially. She is treated for-"
"I appreciate your help, Jerry. Dr. Higgins told me about her condition earlier already. Could you leave me with the patient alone for a few minutes?"
Jerry gave me a faint smile, and walked out with the little cart of supplies and monitors. Monica stirred as she heard my voice, and turned her bandaged face slowly towards the door.
"Dr. Mundy? Is that you?"
"Yes, Monica."
Monica breathed a sigh of relief.
"Thank you for coming, Dr. Mundy. I'm sorry I had to wake you up in the middle of the night, I just had to see you for reassurance. I really appreciate it."
"It's nothing, Monica. How is your eye?"
"Hurts a lot. Dr. Higgins said it's a miracle that it's pretty much still intact, judging from the size of the pen. He said it's mostly fixable but my vision would still be impaired slightly for the next few weeks."
I sighed. "That's good to know. Now Monica, do you have anything to share?"
"Everything's fine, doc."
"Monica?"
"I'm fine, doctor, it was just a bit stressful last week."
This excuse again.
"Monica, I am only a psychiatrist, not a psychic. I can't help you unless you tell me everything. You can tell everyone that you're OK, but you must be frank with me. You were much better last time I saw you. Are the hallucinations back?"
"No."
"Monica, I can't help you if you keep telling me you're fine, when in fact you're back in our ER again."
Monica laid there, and for a moment I thought she had fallen back into a coma.
"I'm sorry, doctor. I… I still see it. I tried what you told me to do: ignore it, convince myself it's not real, but I just can't ignore it. I close my eyes, take deep breathes, count to ten, re-ascertain reality; and when I reopen my eyes, it's back there again. I can see it even now, but it's not doing anything. It does that when there's other people around."
"Is it still…"
"The skeleton-wolf-zombie thing? Yeah."
"Monica, as I told you, you have a very acute case of peduncular hallucinosis, which generates vivid hallucinations panning from auditory to visual hallucinations. Added on to some of the stress that you gave yourself trying to pull your life together, I might say that you are in the early stages of persecutory delusion. As I said last time, I could refer you to Dr. Conhager, he has expressed-"
"Doc, I know Dr. Conhager, and no, I don't need his surgery. I'm sure he's great, but I know he can't help. My brains are fine."
"Monica, if you keep saying no, I'm out of ways to help you. He would be your last resort, but I'm afraid you don't have many choices left. Don't you want to get rid of your hallucinations?"
She was silent.
"You told me you lost most of your friends due to it. You told me that you found your husband weeping with his head over a Bible one night. You told me you wet yourself in a movie theater once because you saw the creature waiting for you in there. Don't you want your old life back?"
"I…I don't know doc. I think… I can't have my old life back."
"Monica, the first step in recovery-"
"-is to believe in the possibility of recovery, I know, I know. But doc, I can't keep telling lies to myself anymore."
This is going to be harder than I thought. I put my hand by the railing of the bed. "Monica, you described it as 'frightening' and 'persistent' and you described it as… let me check real quick… 'a zombie werewolf with only hair and bones left'. Monica, remember what I told you. You grew up as a rational person. You know this creature is a product of your mind. As I told you many times, patients with peduncular hallucinosis can interact with their hallucinations, and can sometimes lose their hold on reality. As long as you tell yourself that it isn't real, your condition would be relieved. You are the one in charge of your mind. Only you can control the creature, Monica. We are so close to getting to the answer, to let you back on track with your life."
"It's not a product of my mind, doc. I… I don't think you understand. It could have hurt me if it wanted to. But it didn't. Every night, when I go to bed, I see it in the hallway, gesturing… almost frantically. It's trying to tell me something, doc. I can't just shut it out. It needs me, doctor. It's seeking for help from me, but I can't help it. I am as helpless as he is, doc. The only time I don't see it is when I close my eyes. Even so I am not free of it; I know it's watching me, beckoning me, almost begging me to look. I need to see it to feel safe, doc. At least I know where it is, and I don't need to worry all alone in the dark."
Monica started trying to tug the mittens off with no avail.
"Doc, I don't think he's trying to hurt me. And he seems more and more agitated every time I see it. I think he's trying to tell me about something. I'm scared, doc. Not scared of the creature itself, but what it's trying to tell me. Don't you understand doctor? I don't think you can help me anymore. I don't want to see it, doc. Right now I can't see it, but I know it's standing over me. It would keep trying to talk to me, doc. I can't live with this. I would have died if it wanted me to, but I'm still living in agony."
Monica sat up and tried to grab my arm, but lost her balance and instead slapped me lightly on my arm. I called for Jerry as she struggled to get up.
"Doctor, you don't understand! It's trying to tell me something! I'm in danger doctor. I am afraid of it! Yes! But I fear even more of the thing that made it afraid. A nightmarish creature like that should not be able to fear, but it fears something. I used to think it's jeering at my predicament, but now I think he's more like sympathizing and maybe even beckoning."
"Monica, stop telling yourself-"
"Doctor, you're not listening to me. I'm not trying yo convince myself anything; you're the one that is trying to convince me that it's not real."
She started sobbing. Jerry walked in with sedatives in her hand but I stopped her.
"I don't know who I should trust, doc. I try to tell myself if it's real, then I'm not crazy. But if it is real, I fear that I won't know what it's trying to tell me until it's too late. If I tell myself it is not real, then I'm truly crazy, my mind creating scary monsters out of thin air; but then, if it's not real, there should be a way for me to get rid of it. Yet none of the procedures work."
Monica looked up, her right eye gleaming with tears, wetting the bandages that covered half of her face.
"Doc, I'm rethinking about your proposal about Dr. Conhager. Maybe I am crazy."
"Monica, you're not crazy. Many people have hallucinations during times of stress. I am here to help you, Monica, but if you keep convincing yourself it's real, we're back to square one again. We've come so far, Monica. Please don't do this to youself."
She shook her head and sighed. "You don't understand, doctor. I know I'm hopeless." She gave me a pained smile.
"Maybe I should give Dr. Conhager a try. I trust your recommendation, Dr. Mundy, it's just I thought there was still hope for me."
She motioned her bag sitting on a chair in the corner. "Call my husband. Tell him to bring the necessary paperwork and stuff. My iPhone should be somewhere in there. Maybe that is the answer to all my problems."
I took her phone. "Monica, please don't say you're hopeless. I truly believe you will benefit from Dr. Conhager, but don't do this because of me."
"I've made my decision. Now call my husband before I change my mind. Also tell Dr. Conhager that I would accept his help but we need to meet as soon as possible."
I told Mr. Lewis his wife's decision. He was understandably upset, but agreed nontheless. Monica drifted back to sleep as we talked. Mr. Lewis hung up after a few minutes, and I stared at Monica as she slept and looked down at the still glowing phone. I flipped through her contacts, thinking how charismatic she was in the description of her former friends and collegues. Walls of apps stared back at me as I flipped through them aimlessly.
I dailed for Dr. Conhager's secretary. As I listened to the monotonous beep, I shook my head as I watched Monica toss and turn. I know the solution is near, but every time I feel like I caught a glimpse of hope she proves me wrong once again. I always believed in my skills of psychotherapy, but Monica has proven to be the hardest challenge I've gotten. I have been thrown a difficult problem, and for months I've tackled it in ways that barely cracked its shell.
Maybe this phone would contain my answer.
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The Subconscious pill maybe later, no idea for this yet
The Nonexistant Band no hook, maybe later
The Working Man WIP
Item #: SCP-#
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Due to its nature, SCP-# cannot be contained physically. Once SCP-# leaves its current employer, Task Force Epsilon 4 ("Meme Arrows") will use any method necessary to search for new employees in every company that has come into contact with SCP-# in any way. Once SCP-# has been located, two agents level 3 personnel, both aware the subject's abilities, will be planted in the company in a supervision position using necessary manipulation. A level 2 personnel that is unaware of SCP-#'s properties will also be placed into the company in an equal position as SCP-#.
Around August every year, if SCP-# is not under Foundation custody, Task Force Epsilon 4 along with the two level 3 personnel should track down possible candidates for Event-#-A, along with the current de facto leader of the company SCP-# is residing in (usually the head of a branch, but involvement up to Chief Executive levels have been observed).
A Foundation front, South Carapello Incorporated, has been set up in an attempt to attract SCP-# for study and containment. Once SCP-#'s location is determined, the front should initiate contact with the currently effected company, and eliminate as much unnecessary contact with other companies as possible. If SCP-# is successfully lured into South Carapello Incorporated, 10 D-Class personnel with information technology backgrounds are to be hired as employees at the Foundation front. The D-Class will be excluded from routine monthly termination to prevent interference with Event-#-A. The D-Class will be subject to monthly evaluations and interviews.
Description: SCP-# is a phenomenon associated with corporations. SCP-#'s effects on employees does not seem to be affected by psychological . Records on SCP-# indicate that people under the influence of SCP-# believes it to be physically existent man. SCP-# usually manifests a corporation for a period of █ to ██ months, which Event # B would trigger SCP-# to start a new cycle.
Documents retrieved describe SCP-# as Chris A██████, a 3█ year old male of indeterminable racial and sexual statuses. Previous witnesses describe it as amiable and diligent, but no other remarkable traits. SCP-# does not show hostility towards humans. Attempts to establish physical contact with SCP-# while not under its influence has failed. SCP-# does not exist in any government files or academic files; it is theorized that SCP-# originated within telecommunication
SCP-# effects will start to manifest; all employees not aware of SCP-#'s abilities will be under the impression that it is Steve A██████. The description of SCP-# is usually uniform within the same company, but with inconsistencies when SCP-# enters a new cycle.
When SCP-# is "employed", SCP-# will have an office, but does not appear to use it at all; all equipment and facilities does not acknowledge the existence of SCP-#. All humans under the influence believes that SCP-# does come into contact with
Once SCP-# leaves an employer, resumes of Steve A██████ will be sent to every company that resides in computing and telecommunications that has come into contact with the former company. Once employed by a company (hereby referred to as SCP-#-A), a new cycle of SCP-# begins Once a new cycle begins, SCP-# will resign its current job and find another one within 14 days.
It is unknown where SCP-# has originated; the SCP-# came under Foundation attention in 1989
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Addendum-02:
Year |
Location |
Associated Company |
Details on Event-#-A |
2008-2009 |
Munich, Germany |
Siemens Enterprise Communications |
Sabine B█████, IT technician, car accident |
2009-2010 |
Chennai, India |
Delta Air Lines Incoporator |
Prajay █████████, call center worker |
2010-2011 |
Shenzhen, China |
Foxconn |
Lui ██-███, factory worker, suicide |
2011-2012 |
Silicon Valley |
█████ Inc. |
█████ ███, chairman of board, cancer |
2012-???? |
[REDACTED] |
[REDACTED] |
N/A |
Experiment Log #-01:
SCP-# was successfully attracted per Detroserp Protocol at 1999 into South Carapellp Incorporated.
Shifting Restaurant WIP
Item #: SCP-$
Object Class: Euclid (Reclassification to Keter currently pending)
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-$ cannot be contained physically
Description: SCP-$ is a restaurant named [undecided]. SCP-$ disappears and reappears in another location at random intervals.
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
08:17 Boa-Noah Straight up, have an old sculptor come to the Foundation and request that they return the sculpture (though for the sake of it not being sentences of dialogue, have the sculptor hint at being something more than human)
Ah, yes, Mister Overseer, thank you for meeting me.
I understand that you have a rather busy schedule…. I will try to make myself brief.
I have been a man of art for many years. Last week, one of my protégés informed me that your Foundation is currently in possession of one of my pieces that I lost over the years. A sculpture that I created in my earlier years. A rather……. interesting creation that I never wanted to lose.
I understand that it has caused you grief over the years. I was rather, well, daring in my earlier years. Challenging the concepts of visual art. Seeking the boundaries of what beauty stands for. What gives life to art.
And….. that's how the statue came to be. It was a relatively simple concept, which hit me in the middle of mindless chiseling. Sprang out of the depths of my mind. I meddled with some inner workings of the unfinished sculpture, and became you know as "The Statue".
What? Oh, the idea? It's a rather simple concept: Is it art if no one looks at it? Will a piece of art still be full of life when no one cares? My sons have called my works "attention-grabbing" before; I wonder, what if the piece of art seeks attention itself?
Mister Overseer, please understand that while I know how valuable the sculpture may seem to you, it is still rightfully my property. Please understand this: An artist may never to truly part from his handiwork. We have our duties as its creator, you see.
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TEXT-DESCRIBING-THE-PIC |
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX must be surrounded by an electric fence except for the entrances. A buffer zone of 50 meters is created, the grounds blocked off under the guise of being under reconstruction. All three entrances of SCP-XXXX must be guarded by two Class-D around the clock, with security stations equipped with standard metal detection devices. Both roads leading to SCP-XXXX has alreay been re-routed; the orginal roads are only accessible for Foundation vehicles. All items recovered by agents must be studied and returned within 48 hours. Task Fore skdjfsd, assigned to monitoring the activities of SCP-XXXX-02 must turn in a report to Dr. sdjfklsdjf every Friday unless otherwise advised.
Cable, phone and internet lines must be examined and repaired every month. Under no circumstances should the power be cut for SCP-XXXX. In the event of a power outage in ████████ County, emergency generators are to be used, and Foundation personell must be sent to oversee the repairment of the power.
Any unaccounted devices that could potentially be used to access the Internet must be reported immeadiately to Dr. █████. Under no circumstances should personnel bring Internet-accessible devices into SCP-XXXX-01. Although not encouraged, personnel are allowed to enter the premesise after being checked for Internet-accessible devices.
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Description:
SCP-XXXX is the campus grounds of the ██████████ ████████ High School, located in ████████, TX. The school boarders ██████████ Street on the South and ██████████ Avenue on the East. The morth and west parts of the school boarders a small forest, which is blocked off by ██████████ river. Two of the three entrances lead out to ██████████ Street, and the other, leading into the parking lot, goes to ██████████ Avenue. The school is a boarding school, measuring 4243243233242342q34 acres. The entire campus is surrounded by a low metal fence, including on the banks of ██████████ river. The entire campus is designated SCP-XXXX-01.
The campus includes:
- 6 dormitories, 3 boys' dorms and 3 girls' dorms.
- 12 houses for faculty members and families, including the headmaster, 14 teachers, 2 coaches and 6 other faculty members.
- 1 academic/administrative building, including 12 offices, 24 classrooms, and 6 laboratories.
- 1 art center, including a thearter and auditorium.
- 1 athletic center, surrounded by 8 different athletic fields which includes baseball, soccer, football, and field hockey.
- 1 student center, which includes the school library, the cafeteria, the school store, and 150 lockers.
- 1 memorial chapel, unaffiliated.
The school, founded in 18██, is a boarding co-ed private high school, has no religious affiliations, and at the time ranks ██ in high school rankings. Prior to the events of 20██, 527 students attended with 448 students living on campus.
Below is a series of events that happened on October 20██, gathered through interviews with nearby residence following the initial Foundation. A thunderstorm covered the entire county of ████████ around 8:30 p.m., which affected the power lines approximately 24 kilometers away from the school. Soon after the collapse of the phone pole, lightning was recorded to strike the fence due to electrical differences caused by the cable lines, followed by a loud boom of thunder. No witnesss can recall what followed after because they were "too [EXPLETIVE] scared that there will be a fire]" and paid no attention to the school.
The faculty and students of ██████████ ████████ High School were found missing the next morning by cafeteria workers. The workers claimed that the entire school was empty, students and faculty alike, as if they just decided to abandon the school. Authorities were notified, and called the headmaster's office to clarify. The headmaster, Mr. ██████ ███████████, replied that everyone is on campus. Police arrived to investigate the reason why the cafeteria workers insist the school was empty, and found that it is true that no one is on campus. Authorities called several faculty members and they all insisted that they were in fact in the school.
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
Sudden idea
A pair of reporters that appears after disasters
Random SCP Quote generator