Jimsparrow - SCP drafts

Water

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX must be kept locked in standard commercial model safe. Any person who handles it must make sure to keep on their person (either pockets, wallet or purse) a minimum of 4.50 U.S Dollars issued in 2005 or earlier.

If contact with SCP-XXXX is broken, before resuming it the amount of money on the person making contact must be checked again and, if necessary, money must be added to complete this amount.

An intravenous drip of an isotonic solution with a capacity of at least 5 litres must be kept in the same room where SCP-XXXX is stored. Any personnel who will interact with SCP-XXXX must have a backup personnel trained to administer the isotonic solution as needed.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a printed store receipt covering the purchase of 5 litres of water with a total price of 4.50 USD, dated February 12th, 2006. It includes a note in the back, stating "Out of money. Will return the water instead tomorrow.", handwritten in blue and crossed out in red ink.

Whenever a person makes direct contact with it, 4.50 dollars will disappear from their pockets, purse or wallet. Experiment logs show that counterfeit currency, foreign currency and dollars issued after 2005 are not recognized as valid money by SCP-XXXX.

If the person touching SCP-XXXX doesn't have on their person enough money that can disappear from their person, 5 litres of water will disappear from their body instead. The ensuing sudden dehydration is in most cases life-threatening.

The address printed on the receipt is ██ █████ street, ████████ ████, ████. Further investigation on the store where it was issued couldn't locate the clerk for interrogation.

Insects

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX must be kept in a well-lit, ventilated room with an area of at least 8 square meters, with double mosquito-netted doors. All personnel that enters the doom must wear full beekeeper's suits. Decontamination with insecticides must be followed after any visit to the room.

Any subject exposed to SCP-XXXX must be kept in isolation, subject to the same containment procedures as SCP-XXXX, until exposure symptoms cease.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a swarm of mosquitoes, identified as belonging to the species Haemagogus Aeritinctus. They don't seem to require food or water for their sustenance and reproduction.

While they don't seem to transmit any contagious disease, any person bitten by a member of SCP-XXXX will begin producing more members of the swarm in the following days. The onset begins on average 5 days after exposure (with a minimum of 2 and a maximum of 10), reaches a peak on average 29 days after onset, and subsides around 22 days after the peak.

Mosquito production stars as a buzzing sound in the subject's ears, after which a mosquito manifests itself trapped in the audtory canal, and after a few minutes of struggle flies out the ear.

Besides mosquito production, subjects manifest no ill symptoms, and after the onset most of them have been able to resume their normal lives. The only long-lasting consequence seems to be a certain degree of hearing impairment.

Exposure to SCP-XXXX doesn't cause any immunity, so special care must be taken to prevent reexposure on infected subjects.