Jimsparrow - SCP drafts

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX must be kept locked in standard commercial model safe. Any person who handles it must make sure to keep on their person (either pockets, wallet or purse) a minimum of 4.50 U.S Dollars issued in 2005 or earlier.

If contact with SCP-XXXX is broken, before resuming it the amount of money on the person making contact must be checked again and, if necessary, money must be added to complete this amount.

An intravenous drip of an isotonic solution with a capacity of at least 5 litres must be kept in the same room where SCP-XXXX is stored. Any personnel who will interact with SCP-XXXX must have a backup personnel trained to administer the isotonic solution as needed.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a printed store receipt covering the purchase of 5 litres of water with a total price of 4.50 USD, dated February 12th, 2006. It includes a note in the back, stating "Out of money. Will return the water instead tomorrow.", handwritten in blue and crossed out in red ink.

Whenever a person makes direct contact with it, 4.50 dollars will disappear from their pockets, purse or wallet. Experiment logs show that counterfeit currency, foreign currency and dollars issued after 2005 are not recognized as valid money by SCP-XXXX.

If the person touching SCP-XXXX doesn't have on their person enough money that can disappear from their person, 5 litres of water will disappear from their body instead. The ensuing sudden dehydration is in most cases life-threatening.

The address printed on the receipt is ██ █████ street, ████████ ████, ████. Further investigation on the store where it was issued couldn't locate the clerk for interrogation.