Hello, this is my placeholder tab I guess. The SCP I've been working on is the tab directly to the right of this tab, "The Director of Site-03."
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is the Foundation Primary Anomalous Storage Containment Site, and SCP-XXXX-A is the Site Director. This is the primary containment site for aberrant appliances, anomalous artifacts, divergent devices, heteroclite hazards, odd objects, and unusual utensils. All staff are to divest themselves of any anomalous objects(including weapons and equipment), and use only standard issue weaponry. This site is strictly off limits to any and all SCPs which exhibit self-awareness, sapience, or sentience. SCP-XXXX-A is willingly restricted to Site-03. All personnel are to refuse any personal gifts from SCP-XXXX-A. Site is maintained by D-class personnel under the supervision of members of MTF Eta-7, all of whom are E-Class in addition to their MTF status.
Site-03: As stated, this site is the primary storage for SCPs which are non-sapient, non-sentient, and non-living, as well as any other items which exhibit anomalous properties that yet defy SCP classification at this time. Further information is classified for Level 4 clearance.
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Site Security: Each squad of Eta-7 is to be rotated from the site every month, hence the unusual arrangement for twelve individual squads assigned to MTF Eta-7. Should any MTF members express a desire to remain posted past their assigned rotation, they are to be remanded into custody of Dr. ████████ for psychological profiling and assessment of hume levels.
Description: SCP-XXXX-A is a Caucasian male, brown hair and beard, and has Foundation issued identification for [NAME REDACTED]. Subject has an obsession with collecting antiquities, art, memorabilia, and usually(but not limited to), anomalous items. Subject is non-aggressive, and co-operative with the Foundation, though is unaware of the size or scope of the Foundation. The subject has a stable and unchanging Hume rating of ██/██, the nature of which was only ever theorized by [DATA EXPUNGED] most likely causing the anomaly.
The subject causes anomalous objects to loseweaken anomalous affects within an area. This zone extends 150 meters, and appears to draw the subject to anomalous items within this area. The subject does not consciously react to the objects, but is drawn to them despite this. Skin contact from SCP-XXXX-A will cause the object to be unable to manifest it's properties. However, at up to five meters distance from SCP-XXXX-A, other individuals may still be affected by the object. This affect will diminish the further away the objects are, with full restoration of previous anomalies at an hour in case of physical skin contact, or upon the object reaching 151 meters distance without skin or visual contact.
Testing has shown the anomalously non-anomalous nature of this "enforced reality" is a constant, although how this is achieved is not yet fully understood. Subject does not have any ability to alter reality at this time, though this may change. Subject has no awareness of potential for reality alteration, nor any awareness of their own anomaly. Exposure to the subject for more than two months has been shown to cause ██% of exposed individuals to cease hume fluctuation, and █% of those so affected take their own lives1.
Despite an enforcement of reality equal to [REDACTED], lies and falsehoods are still effective, allowing relatively easy control of the subject. A job offer was made to bring them into Foundation custody, and the subject believes that they hold a position as the Curator of a private collection(Site-03).
Acquisition: SCP-XXXX-A came to the attention of the Foundation after a botched burglary left three dead as a result of accidental activation of an anomalous object. The three burglars were killed by SCP-XXXX-44. An upper torso was later recovered from ██████, but other than the legs, no other traces of the bodies could be found. The responding police were unable to approach due to extreme gravitational anomalies, and MTF Iota-10 intercepted the dispatch. Class A Amnestics were given to all involved officers and short term observation of the subject began. Subject matched description of a person of interest found at several Marshall, Carter, and Dark auctions, as well as an AWCY infiltrated art exhibition2.
Subject worked as an appraiser for [REDACTED], and through careful manipulation, was brought into Foundation custody. On site housing was built and then offered to subject in order to secure their personal collection. Collection assessed and assigned designations SCP-XXXX-1 through SCP-XXXX-827.
Incident Report: SCP-XXXX-A-1
Interview begins
Dr. ████████ sits down across the table from Agent Gene Sarmouth, who is soaked with multicoloured inksDr. ████████: Can you explain for the record what happened to you, Agent?
Agent Gene smears ink up and down his arms
Agent Gene: I, I guess so. I just asked to borrow a pen. Needed to fill out some paperwork, and he had like, a half dozen sticking out of his pocket protector.Dr. ████████: Who did?
Agent Gene: You know, uh, the Director.
Dr. ████████: Yes. Continue?
Agent Gene: Well, I borrowed the pen he offered, and I guess something came up while I was about halfway through, so he left the room. By the time I finished, I'd forgotten I'd borrowed it and just set it down at my desk.
Dr. ████████: Go on.
Agent Gene: I went on lunch, and when I came back, I just blanked and picked up the pen and…
Agent Gene shuddersDr. ████████: And?
Agent Gene: The pen started spraying ink all over. My whole office looks like Jackson Pollock had a bender in there. And it won't come off, either. I've tried water, paint thinner, alcohol, gasoline, I even tried cutting a layer off, but all I have to show for it is a tye-dye Ka-Bar.
Agent Gene continues smearing ink across his armsDr. ████████: We'll put in for a transfer for you, get you into a clean room, find out what we can about the pen, and see if we can fix this.
Dr. ████████ moves as though to pat Agent Gene on the shoulder, then reconsidersDr. ████████: It'll be alright, it's only ink.
End Interview
*Addendum:* I hope that staff keep the presence of mind from now on to avoid embarrassing situations such as these. The man wears lethal clothing, he could loan you a knick-knack that'll rip your soul from your body. Agent Gene got off light, and that's considering that the best we could do was to dry the ink onto his skin.
~Dr. ████████
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: