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Item #: SCP-XXXX-J

Object Class: Really Annoying Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-J cannot currently be contained, due to its anomalous nature.

Description: SCP-XXXX-J is an anomalous property found in objects that are less than 4in. x 4in. large moving at speeds more then 100 60 40 Miles Per Hour. Whenever objects that meet these requirements are purposely trying to be "hit" by an object designed to do so (Baseball Bat [sic], Tennis/Badminton Racket [sic]), the object will pass through the object trying to hit it. Researchers agree that SCP-XXXX-J uses this method by creating miniature inter-dimensional space-time portals that open up on contact with the object trying to hit it, and are completely sure of the theory. aren't sure of the theory.

The following are tests that were done to improve the margin of SCP-XXXX-J's anomalous abilities

I think we all wanted to see Dr. [REDACTED]'s athletic abilities, really. -Researcher [REDACTED]

Request for re-shuffle of research team for SCP-XXXX-J -Dr. [REDACTED]

Denied. -O5-4