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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Research concerning ways to circumvent SCP-XXXX's effects is currently ongoing. Archival copies of all SCP documents should be available to personnel with appropriate clearance to access the original reports. Currently unused secure facilities should be maintained and remain operational until further data about SCP-XXXX has been amassed. Requests to re-purpose said facilities should be submitted to the respective Site's administration.

Reports pertaining to the discovery and containment of anomalous objects should only be submitted to mainstream Foundation databases upon conclusion of standard decommission protocols. All field agents and researchers are advised to cooperate with Global Occult Coalition operators during containment procedures.

Efforts to minimize the effects of Da'at Event Alpha upon Foundation assets and the veil of secrecy should continue until operational security is reestablished.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a contextual phenomenon that invariably effects all documents formulated by Foundation personnel with the intent of cataloging anomalous objects and the respective objects to which said documents refer to. SCP-XXXX is exempt from its own effects and the only remaining anomaly classified under the SCP designation.

Once a legitimate report pertaining to the special containment procedures for an existing anomaly is submitted to mainstream Foundation databases, the document will be altered through unknown means, becoming an instance of SCP-XXXX-1. Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 deviate substantially1 from their unadulterated counterparts and cannot be edited nor deleted via user interface regardless of the credentials employed. Direct intervention into Foundation proprietary software, transition to alternative platforms and institutional restructuring have also failed to prevent the corruption of new SCP documents.

An instance of SCP-XXXX-1 that remains associated with a valid SCP main list slot for a period of at least 48 hours will spontaneously vanish, leaving no evidence of its insertion nor deletion, thus vacating the respective slot. This occurrence coincides with the simultaneous disappearance of the associated anomaly documented by the original report and has been classified as a Da'at Event.

Da'at Events are believed to be unrestricted in scope: Anomalies pertaining to living organisms, locations, celestial bodies and intangible concepts have been confirmed to cease existing within baseline reality. The nature of Da'at events is currently a Aleph priority research subject which aims to assert whether effected anomalies are merely relocated or completely annihilated.

ADDENDUM

The changes through which SCP documents become instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are consistent albeit disputed in their purpose: Unlike previously encountered misinformation hazards, instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are not doctored in ways that would be conductive to their concealment among standard reports; instead, instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are easily identifiable by their tendency to advocate containment measures of questionable efficacy, the exaggeration of the pertinent object's properties, non-contextualized references to the word "hook", among other deviations from appropriate Foundation standards.

EXAMPLE

The following is an archival copy of SCP-XXXX-1/7, which was created by the adulteration of SCP-BLACKBOX's documentation. Like the majority of all cataloged anomalies at the time, SCP-BLACKBOX was lost following Da'at Event Alpha.

SUMMARY: Euclid. SCP-BLACKBOX was a humanoid Class II essokinetic entity. SCP-BLACKBOX was generally cooperative despite ocasional escape attempts. At no point during its containment was SCP-XXXX allowed to roam the secure sites to which it was assigned, nor refereed to by non-standard designations.

Item #: SPC-WWWW

Object Class: Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a cubic 13.12 ft X 13.12 ft X 13.12 ft special holding cell composed entirely of Titanium Grade 5 reinforced with SCP-BLACKBOX. SCP-XXXX should never come in contact with a hook of any kind. [REDACTED]. If accompanied by a security detail of three or more security staff, SCP-XXXX may wander Site-19's premises at its discretion.

Description: SCP-XXXX is the only humanoid Class V essokinetic entity documented to date; therefore, Site-19 personnel is advised to refer to it by its preferred designation: Daniel. SCP-XXXX is well liked by Foundation personnel and generally cooperative in all regards, having been used in the decommission of [DATA EXPUNGED] SCP objects to date.

SCP-XXXX has no hook and actively dislikes them. No hook.

[EXTRANEOUS EXPERIMENT LOGS REDACTED]

SCP-XXXX was recovered by [EXTRANEOUS NON-FACTUAL DATA REMOVED BY REQUEST OF ██. ████ ████]

ADDENDUM

Discovered on DATE, five months after Da'at Event Alpha, Eta-1 is an anomalous object effected atypically by SCP-XXXX.

Item #: SCP-ZZZZ

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Pending.

Description: SCP-ZZZZ is an heterogeneous mass of biological and synthetic material. SCP-XXXX has the approximate shape of a sphere whose volume is 3 m³ and weights 324 Kg. SCP-ZZZZ currently floats above the Southern Ocean at the [REDACTED] coordinates.

SCP-XXXX's is formed by a central nucleus composed of assorted organic tissue, including complete organs2, whose genetic makeup is identical to a baseline human being's. Grafted to the nucleus, several3 computer keyboards of multiple makes and models cover the object.

Whenever an instance of SCP-XXXX-1 is generated, keystrokes matching the anomalous document's content will be registered by SCP-ZZZZ's keyboards. Similarly, whenever a Da'at Event occurs, keystrokes corresponding to phrases of disputed meaning will also be input.

SCP-ZZZZ is otherwise immune to usual effects of SCP-XXXX.

Euclid. Observational. Autonomous.