K'lynn Fester File - SCP XXXX "The best life is no life."

Item #:SCP - XXXX

SCP-XXXX Containment cell, SCP-XXXX-2 and SCP-XXXX-3 are not visible.
SCP-3001-1

Object Class: Euclid

Special containment procedures: SCP-XXXX-1 is to be contained within a 16.5ft x 16.5ft x 16.5ft concrete containment warehouse, inside a padded Kevlar containment case situated at the exact centre of the containment cell, located at site-██ lower levels. No guards are permitted to enter cell at any time due to incident [REDACTED]-(see addendum).No personnel are allowed inside SCP-XXXX's containment cell at any time. All testing is prohibited.

Description: SCP-XXXX is split into 3 separate entities, SCP-XXXX-1, SCP-XXXX-2 and SCP-XXXX-3.

SCP-XXXX-1 is a 210mm x 297mm aged A4 paper with the written phrase “The best life is no life” accompanying a large sketch below depicting a biological lifeform with no clear organ patterns, being seems to be [DATA EXPUNGED] and mutilated. Being theorised to be a representation of SCP-XXXX-2.

SCP-XXXX-2 is a memetic spacial phenomenon over a 5ft x 4ft x 5ft area, this effect is only applied to those who directly read SCP-XXXX-1, those who do not understand written English are not affected by SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX-2’s effects span approximately 1 hour - 6 hours total, during this time period subjects will experience disturbing images and biological formations at the corner of their vision, subjects report seeing veins and arteries, vascular organs, fat, cartilage and [REDACTED]. SCP-XXXX-2 may be is an intangible protoplasmic fleshy mass, presumably sentient, only existing within subjects peripherals, being cannot be directly observed.

SCP-XXXX-3 is a humanoid figure of average height and width estimated to be 5.7 ft. tall and of unknown weight, SCP-XXXX-3 lacks any genitalia, nails, feet or internal organs. SCP-XXXX-3 skin is pale, translucent and membranous, veins and muscle tissue are visible. SCP-XXXX-3 has no apparent skull. SCP-XXXX’s neck is connected to a muscular appendage similar to an umbilical cord, visually fading towards the roof of the containment cell, presumably connected to SCP-XXXX-2. SCP-XXXX-3 will levitate 3 inches off the ground 6 inches behind subject during the phenomena, SCP-XXXX-3 will place its hands over subjects eyes, both subject and SCP-XXXX are pulled upwards and fade from existence, often spilling bile, saliva, urine, feces, blood and other bodily fluids, as if rejected.

If any other being physically observe SCP-XXXX-3, SCP-XXXX’s effects will be completely nullified, if subject survives after having direct contact with SCP-XXXX-3 the effect will be nullified, but the subject will retain traumatic memories, that often devolve into insanity, these subjects will often refer to SCP-XXXX-2 as: "The false god", "The subjugator", "Father" or "[DATA EXPUNGED]" If subjects are not given to SCP-XXXX within a 3 day timespan, the immediate area surrounding SCP-3001-1 will emit a loud wailing and screaming noise measuring 438.10 decibels (dB), roughly 2 x louder than a sperm whale.

SCP-XXXX-1 was located inside an isolated ███████, in █████,Russia █/█/████ SCP-XXXX-1 was found next to pile of human liquids later identified to be the remains of [REDACTED] by personnel Prof████. Further investigation by Prof████ Concluded that [REDACTED] would often write about the "Imperfection of humans", though SCP-XXXX-1 far predates [REDACTED]. SCP-XXXX-3 was first sighted after Prof████ entered the facility with SCP-XXXX-1 inside his briefcase, SCP-XXXX-3 was later observed inside Prof████ office.

Addendum:

Time: 9:24 pm █/█/████ (338th test)
Subject: Class-D ██████
Result: Class-D Reported reading “Can you see me?” on SCP-XXXX-1, Subject and result dismissed.

Time: 8:17 pm █/█/████ (339th test)
Subject: Class-D ██████
Test: Exposure to SCP-XXXX-1
Result: Class-D Reported reading “[REDACTED]” on SCP-XXXX-1
Prof ██████”Class-D██████ and Class-D ██████ Had no relations, this must be recorded.”

Prof ██████”This confirms that SCP-XXXX-1, is in itself, physically anomalous.”

Time: 8:18 pm █/█/████ (344th test)
Subject: Class-D ██████
Test: Range X-ray operated by Class-D Personnel.
Result: Class-D Reported seeing [DATA EXPUNGED] images could not be recorded.

Time: 8:18 pm █/█/████ (349th test)
Subject: Class-D ██████
Test: No tests were currently scheduled.
Result: Large amounts of red viscous liquids similar to human blood, (DNA analysis inconclusive) found inside SCP-XXXX-1 containment cell, liquids had no clear origin, large amounts of [REDACTED] inside liquids, all samples destroyed.

Time: 8:18 pm █/█/████ (350th test)
Subject: Class-D ██████
Test: Lethal radiation emission during test:
Result: Significant damage to cell. No significant effect to SCP-XXXX.

Prof ██████”SCP-XXXX may not even exist, not in our definition of the word, SCP-XXXX-1 and 2 may only come into existence inside a subjects mind or perspective, its physical form just doesn't exist, not in our world, not in any other.”

Time: 8:18 pm █/█/████ (353rd test)
Subject: Class-D ██████
Test: No tests were currently scheduled.
Result: Subject reported seeing different imagery on SCP-XXXX-1

SCP-XXXX-1 8:18 pm █/█/████ (353rd test)

[LEVEL 5 CLEARANCE REQUIRED]
[CLEARANCE ACCEPTED]

Time: 8:16 pm █/█/████ (360th test)
Subject: Guard ██████
Incident: Guard██████ attempted to destroy SCP-XXXX-1
Result:[REDACTED]

Class-D██████ “It bled doc, it fucking bled! It's part of it doc! I knew it!”