Karlof's 2470 Proposal

Item #: SCP-2470

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2470 is to be kept in a standard low security containment locker at Site-20. Testing with SCP-2470 must be approved by Dr. Karlof.

Description: SCP-2470 appears to be a standard prank "joy buzzer" of an unknown make and manufacturer that runs on four standard AG3 alkaline batteries. When the "shocking" end of SCP-2470 comes into contact with bare Human skin of either sex, subjects go into a state of what has been described as pure ecstasy akin to an orgasm for 10 to 15 seconds before the subject returns to the condition they were in before SCP-2470 was used. It is to be of note that no sexual fluids are expelled during this process and there are no long-term side effects from being exposed to SCP-2470, no matter how many times a person has come into contact with it. Upon being disassembled, SCP-2470's mechanical contents matched those of standard joy buzzers of similar make and models.

Experiment Log 2470

Experiment 2470-1
Date: ██/██/20██
Subject: D-200129
Results: Subject, a 27 year old Caucasian male of good health, was asked to press the working end of SCP-2470 to his palm. Upon doing so, subject immediately fell to the floor and rapidly convulsed for approximately 11 seconds before effects subsided. Subject reports a sensation that he described as "better than sex".

Experiment 2470-2
Date: ██/██/20██
Subject: D-159939
Results: Subject, a 41 year old Hispanic female of good health, was asked to press the working end of SCP-2470 to any part of her body. Upon pressing the device to her wrist, subject goes limp and begins to moan in in a sexual manner for approximately 14 seconds before effects subsided. Subject reports extreme pleasure from use and requests to repeat experiment. Denied.

Experiment 2470-3
Date: ██/██/20██
Subject: Junior Research Assistant Sanders
Results: Subject, a 25 year old Caucasian male of good health, retrieved SCP-2470 from it's locker on Site-20 without permission and proceeded to use SCP-2470 on himself a total of 46 times over the course of 31 minutes inside the restroom during subject's lunch break. Subject has been demoted to janitorial duties for the next 3 weeks for misuse of SCP-2470.
Note: Although not an official experiment, we've at least learned that there are no long term side-effects to using the thing multiple times. -Dr. Karlof.