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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Due to the telertational abilities of SCP-XXXX a proper containment is not feasible, However, SCP-XXXX preffered location is staff quarters -13 located at Outpost ███████-1. Personnel who wish to interact with SCP-XXXX are free to do so, but must not offend, displease, or irritate SCP-XXXX under any circumstance. If this rule is to be violated the offender is to be assigned new staff quarters, located at least 25 meters from staff quarters -13
If SCP-XXXX is not to be found at staff quarters -13 it will most likely be located near the male toilets.
No unique measures are required to contain SCP-XXXX as it seems to only show friendly behaviour to the staff at Oupost ███████-1, SCP-XXXX is not to be relocated to any other location as it will teleport back to staff quarters-1 at Outpost ███████-1.
Although SCP-XXXX has been seen teleporting staff lunches into microwaves and preparing it, it does not require any nourishment. SCP-XXXX has an unexplainable interest in microwaving Hamburgers and Apples, for this reason the staff working at Outpost ███████-1 are adviced to not bring this to the staff quarters.

Description: SCP-XXXX is mannequins right-foot produced by ████ █████████ Mannequins in 20██. It has no signs of any wear or tear. It is covered in a coat of Tanned Brown coat of paint, comparable to the skin colour of a caucasian homo-sapien. SCP-XXXX does not have toenails, when asked about this by the staff members SCP-XXXX instantly teleported away, presumably to avoid talking about this subject, therefore staff have been denied to talk to SCP-XXX about it's footnails, violation of this rule will result in a staff quarters relocation for the offender.

Scp-XXXX is able to communicate via telepathic abilities, it has been observerd talking to multiple humans at once. Communication with other animals has been attempted with the help of Dr. Gralin.

Animal Reaction
Chimpanzee After being exposed to the chimpanzee in a cage SCP-XXXX started to teleport nervously around the chamber. SCP-XXXX continiued with this behaviour for 16 seconds until finally teleporting back to the staff quarters at outpost ███████-1.
Mouse After exposure to the mouse SCP-XXXX did not seem to care much, the mouse then proceeded to climb over SCP-XXXX which ended in SCP-XXXX teleporting above the mouse and attempting to crush it, after 6 minutes of teleporting above the mouse SCP-XXXX stood idle until the mouse stood still, SCP-XXXX then proceeded to teleport above the mouse, this time succesfully crushing it. After this it teleported back to the staff quarters at outpost ███████-1 where many staff members complained about the blood in and around the microwave.
Goldfish After the curtains between SCP-XXXX and the small aquarium containing 1 goldfish were opened SCP-XXXX seemed to show interest in the goldfish, teleporting closer to the aquarium. It then requested a chair to stand on to observe the fish. After Dr. Gralin provided a chair SCP-XXXX teleported ontop of it with the toes in the direction of the aquarium. It proceeded to stand idle for 25 minutes until it finally lost its interest and teleported back to outpost ███████-1.
Hummingbird After the release of the hummingbird, SCP-XXXX immediately teleported away from the chamber back to outpost ███████-1. After it was brought back to ask why it teleported away instantly, SCP-XXXX showed signs of jealousy. Dr. Gralin suspects that SCP-XXXX shows interest in being able to fly.

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX

Interviewer: Dr. Gralin

Foreword: The following interview took place 2 days after the discovery of SCP-XXXX. Dr Gralin was tasked with interviewing SCP-XXXX in the on-site interrogation chamber. The interview was transcribed by Dr. Gralin as SCP-XXXX only speaks telepathically.

<Begin Log, [██-██-201█ / 15:21]>

Interviewer: Can you hear me alright?

Person: (Shouting) YES HELLO I HEAR

Interviewer: I can understand you, you don't have to shout.

Person: (Still shouting) OKAY YES! I UNDERSTAND.

Interviewer: Okay then, can you tell my anything about your origin?

Person: YES I'M A FOOT.

Interviewer: That's not what I mean, where do you come from?

Person: I DONT KNOW

Interviewer: What is the earliest memory you have?

Person: I TELEPORT ALOT. I COME TO SNOW AND SAND THAT HAPPEN FOR WHILE. THEN I COME HERE AND I LIKE HERE. I HOPE I STAY.

Interviewer: What is it you want to do here?

Person: I HELP. I LIKE IT HERE.

Interviewer: You are usually at the staff quarters. Why is that, is there anything in particualr that interests you there?

Person: YES, PEOPLE ARE NICE. WE TALK ABOUT STUFF. MOSTLY HUMAN STUFF.

Interviewer: You seem to have build up a relation with the staff here. So why do you keep microwaving staff lunches?

Person: I HELP WITH MAKE FOOD! EVERYONE ALWAYS DOES FOOD IN MICROWAVE, SO I DO IT BEFORE THEM SO THEY DONT HAVE TO

<End Log, [15:24]>

Closing Statement: Dr. Gralin and the staff appeared to react positively to SCP-XXXX's presence in the staff quarters. After 3 weeks of further research regarding the effect of SCP-XXXX on the staff it has been given permission to freely roam teleport the staff quarters and Dr. Gralin's office.

Addendum: Since the discovery of SCP-2285 multiple flyers have been put up by the staff, these flyers range from complaints about SCP-2285's microwaving or information regarding SCP-2285.
The following is the third flyer in a series of 9 in total:

The following is a list of the flyer titles regarding SCP-2285 written by the staff.

  • What the fuck is a mannequin leg doing in the staff quarters? -anonymous author
  • Who is microwaving my fruit? written by ███ ███
  • Information regarding SCP-2285, written by Dr. Gralin
  • Who is microwaving my fruit, update, written by ███ ███
  • petition to remove SCP-2285 from the outpost, written by █████ ██████
  • petition to remove the petition to remove SCP-2285 from the outpost, written by ███ █████
  • SCP-2285 will not be removed from the facility, written by Dr. Gralin
  • Stop microwaving my fruit SCP-2285, written by ███ ███
  • SORRY 4 PROBLEM!!! -From SCP-2285, written by ███████ ███████