KryptKreeper

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored in a 3m x 3m windowless room. 1 D-Class is to enter the containment chamber on a daily basis. Due to the violence the D-Class may potentially demonstrate, this procedure is to be overlooked by 1 armed guard for termination as necessary.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a ceramic jar in the shape of a snowman with two penguins flanking the sides. SCP-XXXX will cause varying levels of annoyance when viewed by an individual. This ranges from mild irritation to extreme rage. It has been determined, through various tests (See Addendum XXXX-1), that these affects are correlated to the disposition of the viewer. This effect does not take place when viewed on photograph, film, or video. In addition, the subject will address SCP-XXXX with familiarity, as if it is an everyday inconvenience. The more outraged subjects have attempted to destroy it and, after several unsuccessful attempts at doing so, will proceed to attack nearby personell, and sometimes themselves. The object's anomalous effects become null after exiting it's sphere of influence.
This sphere of influence initially measures 2 meters, but has been known to slowly increase (Addendum XXXX-2). During this period, SCP-XXXX will emit a high-pitched squealing sounds, which get progressively louder, that will cause migraines and, in extreme cases, cranial explosion. This effect, however, may be nulled by regular noise-cancelling equipment.

Discovery:SCP-XXXX was discovered in the kitchen of a suburban home in ██████, Alabama. It was brought to foundation attention when the following radio transmission was intercepted from local police force:

Officer ████:Chief? Chief. Come in. We've got a 10-33.

Chief ███:How severe is the situation?

Officer █████:

Addendum XXXX-1: