Item #: SCP-2287
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2287 is to be kept in a concrete cube measuring 5mx5mx5m. The concrete walls should be exactly 1m thick in all places. The cube should be suspended 1 m above the ground by a 0.5m thick steel cable. Only personnel with a level 4 key card are aloud into the SCP's containment area.
Description: SCP-2287 is a 1.8m high humanoid creature with abnormally long arms. It also has abnormally small eyes. It also appears to have a large brain.
Interviewer: Dr █████
Foreword: Before this event, no one knew that SCP-2287 could speak
Dr █████: What the fuck! You can speak!
SCP-2287: Of course I can speak. I am a human.
Dr █████: No, your not human.
SCP-2287: Oh I didn't know I wasn't human.
Closing Statement: After this event, SCP-2287 refused to speak to anyone for a year