SCP-2287

Item #: SCP-2287

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2287 is to be kept in a concrete cube measuring 5mx5mx5m. The concrete walls should be exactly 1m thick in all places. The cube should be suspended 1 m above the ground by a 0.5m thick steel cable. Only personnel with a level 4 key card are aloud into the SCP's containment area.

Description: SCP-2287 is a 1.8m high humanoid creature with abnormally long arms. It also has abnormally small eyes. It also appears to have a large brain.

Interviewed: SCP-2287

Interviewer: Dr █████

Foreword: Before this event, no one knew that SCP-2287 could speak

<Begin Log>

SCP-2287: Hello

Dr █████: What the fuck! You can speak!

SCP-2287: Of course I can speak. I am a human.

Dr █████: No, your not human.

SCP-2287: Oh I didn't know I wasn't human.

<End Log>

Closing Statement: After this event, SCP-2287 refused to speak to anyone for a year