SCP-2258, Signs

A recreation of SCP-2258-1

Item #: SCP-2258

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2258-1 is to be stored in a type M medium standard humanoid anomaly containment cell at Site-06-3 with a Scranton Reality Anchor present. All instances of SCP-2258 will be stored in standard containment lockers held in Area-02. Any public incidents of SCP-2258 will be reported as an XK class end-of-the-world scenario and will automatically dispatch Mobile Task Force Gamma-7 (Red Herrings). Witnesses will be administered Class A amnestics.

Description: SCP-2258 is a collection of signs containing SCP-2258-1, and are commonly mistaken as bathroom signs, wet floor signs, etc. SCP-2258 signs can contain strange and unusual warnings along with associated pictures describing the anomaly (e.g. Warning! Wormhole in Floor). These anomalies can range from harmless anomalies to XK end-of-the-world scenarios, and will be designated as such.

SCP-2258-1 is a two-dimensional entity commonly linked to a "Bathroom Sign Man". It has been proven that SCP-2258-1 creates SCP-2258 anomalies and activates them. Usually, after placing a sign, SCP-2258-1 will emit a hume frequency 2x the background level and de-materialize into, theoretically, a pocket dimension.

Recreation of SCP-2258

SCP-2258's main anomalous properties are when an entity known as SCP-2258-1 creates a sign. Whatever the sign anomaly describes, will happen. Therefore, SCP-2258-1's potential to create is hypothetically limitless¹. While SCP-2258-1 is potentially very dangerous, it can be contained, but with extreme precaution measures.

SCP-2258-1's pocket dimension has been accessed via Kant Counter, a manned exploration was provided.²

Incident Log 2258-1

 INPUT CREDENTIALS 

Incident Log here

Exploration Log 2258-1

 INPUT CREDENTIALS 

Exploration Log here

Addendum 2258-01: During SCP-2258's cell time, SCP-2258 has written a note in what seems like his alien language. Translation is available here

 INPUT CREDENTIALS 

5. 5 years they've kept me here. Nothing but desolation and depression. You know the foundation…right? Anyway, here's a little fun fact: They say they're cruel, not cold. That statement is false. They've killed hundreds of people, and the people who were there, remember nothing. They say I've come to destroy…but they're missing the big point. I've come for peace and consequence. Humans shall know my wrath, but only because they think they are higher, stronger, and better than everyone else. I want them to be safe, but they won't listen…Mark my words, Administrator, you will get what's coming to you. Everyone will. Until then, good luck trying to survive the next containment breach

-[DATA EXPUNGED]

Now I'm scared every time I go to the bathroom
-05

Footnotes

1. See Incident Log 2258-1

2. See Exploration Log 2258-1