Picture found on body of Harry Williams.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a 10 meter by 10 meter containment cell resembling a child's room. SCP-XXXX is to be provided with a child under the age of six(6) years old, designated SCP-XXXX-2. When SCP-XXXX-2 is approximately five(5) and a half (1/2) years old, it is to be replaced with another child. The previous child is to be given amnestics and released to an orphanage. During the exchange of children, the younger child is to be released first. The elder child is to be coaxed out, with no personnel entering the containment chamber at any time.
Description SCP-XXXX is the designation given to four(4) animated costumes of the children's show "Teletubbies". SCP-XXXX are hostile to any human life over the age of six(6), and will attempt to attack any humans above the age of eight(8) with nonlethal force, applying a gradual increase in severity with age, with lethal force being applied at ages 13 or over.
SCP-XXXX-A (Tinky-Winky): SCP-XXXX-A Appears to be the de-facto "leader" of the group, and can be seen giving orders to others.
SCP-XXXX-B (Dipsy): SCP-XXXX-B Notably more tolerable of personnel, seems to become agitated at a much slower rate. SCP-XXXX-B seems to be responsible for feeding SCP-XXXX-2 by producing a gelatinous substance, with appearance resembling pudding. Analysis of this substance shows that it contains high nutritional value, and is capable of sustaining human life.
SCP-XXXX-C (Laa-Laa) SCP-XXXX-C
SCP-XXXX-D (Po): SCP-XXXX-D appears to be the smartest and most adaptable of the instances, and takes the role of problem solver in the social hierarchy. SCP-XXXX has lead numerous escape attempts, including Incident-XXXX-4, resulting in 5 casualties.
SCP-XXXX will treat humans under the age of six with a friendly demeanor, and children exposed to SCP-XXXX tend to see SCP-XXXX as their friends.
When there are no children under the age of six(6) within a 20 meter radius of SCP-XXXX, instances of SCP-XXXX will proceed to move toward the closest dense population center.
SCP-XXXX was discover at ███████, UK, residing in a house belonging to Ben and Iva Williams, who lived with their child, Harry. Ben and Iva Williams were found dead in the basement of the house, with severe bruising on the neck and head. Harry had alerted the local police to SCP-XXXX, suspected to be from aggression to her age (6.5 years old). An embedded agent followed the police to the household, where SCP-XXXX proceeded to assault the local police, ending in four(4) casualties, including Harry Williams. MTF-50f "Top Hats" was called, and was able to intercept local reinforcements, and were able to contain SCP-XXXX in a mobile containment unit, using agent Johnson as bait.
SCP-XXXX was then transferred to site ██, where SCP-XXXX breached containment █ times in an attempt to reach children until current containment procedures were established, leading to a relatively passive containment from SCP-XXXX.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special containment procedures: The current whereabouts of SCP-XXXX-A and SCP-XXXX-B are unknown. When the locations of the two have been established, O-5 approval will be made on an extraction plan to separate SCP-XXXX-A and SCP-XXXX-B from their current possessors. After recovery has been made, SCP-XXXX-A is to be stored under armed guards showing a desire to better the world. SCP-XXXX-B is to be stored under armed guards expressing a desire for truth. Extensive psychological testing is to be conducted every week to confirm loyalties.
Description SCP-XXXX-A and SCP-XXXX-B are two stones measuring approximately 10cm in diameter. SCP-XXXX-A is a white spherical stone inscribed with the word "Truth" chemical testing to determine the composition of SCP-XXXX-A has failed.
SCP-XXXX-B is an exact replica of SCP-XXXX-B, instead inscribed with "Ideals", and composed of a matte black matterial.
When SCP-XXXX-A and SCP-XXXX-B are brought within 10,000 km of each other, the following will occur:
SCP-XXXX-A and SCP-XXXX-B will inevitably fall into the possession of an individual who shares their ideologies (Truth or Ideals). The social class of the individual does not matter. The individual will begin to spread the ideologies of either truth or ideals. For example, the bearer of SCP-XXXX-A would point out more easily attainable solutions while the bearer of SCP-XXXX-B would come up with more ideal, but ultimately more improbable solutions. The bearers of the stones will climb the political ladder until they are drawn into conflict with the other, as their conflicting societal views limit the other's accomplishments. These conflicts will become more and more drawn out as time goes on, eventually culminating when one triumphs over the other, with their political ideal becoming the norm in society.
To date, the confirmed bearers of the stones have been:
President ████████ ███████ and President █████████ █████ recorded in 186█
Prime minister █████████ █████████ and ████████ █████, recorded in 191█
Chancellor █████ ██████ and Prime minister ███████ ██████████ recorded in 194█
Current possessors of SCP-XXXX-A and SCP-XXXX-B unknown, current political climate assumed to be caused by an ongoing conflict of SCP-XXXX. Investigations into current world leaders are ongoing.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is be contained in a standard anomalous object containment vault in Site 64, and is not to be removed except for testing purposes. Proposed tests must be approved in advance by both Dr. Johnson and Dr. Deets. SCP-XXXX-1 is not to be loaded into SCP-XXXX except during testing, and is to be stored in a separate containment unit.
When conducting tests, SCP-XXXX is to be handled by Site 64 security staff only. One officer is to hold and fire the object, while a second is to observe the proceedings to minimize risk of accident or foul play. Researchers and D-class are forbidden from firing the object due to safety and security concerns respectively. Due to the accuracy of SCP-XXXX being in line with similar products, a maximum one (1) meter distance is to be maintained from the intended target to prevent accidents.
Under no circumstance is SCP-XXXX to be used in cross-testing with other SCP objects. Following Ethics committee ruling on 4/05/20██, testing on humanoids has been forbidden.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a heavily modified Nerf™ brand dart gun which demonstrates anomalous transformative properties when paired with SCP-XXXX-1, a foam dart discovered loaded within SCP-XXXX at the time of recovery. SCP-XXXX does not demonstrate these properties when firing Nerf™ darts other than SCP-XXXX-1, nor does SCP-XXXX-1 demonstrate these properties when fired from a different Nerf™ dart gun.
When SCP-XXXX fires SCP-XXXX-1 into a target, said target will instantaneously be altered in such a way that the result is perceived as "worse" or "inferior" by the individual wielding the object. This transformation can range from minor alterations to complete molecular reconstruction. The law of conservation of mass does not affect transformations caused by SCP-XXXX, and noticeable increases or decreases in mass have occurred often in testing. The resulting objects or organisms do not show any evidence of anomalous traits.
The outer shell of SCP-XXXX is composed of steel, with bronze inlays used as decoration. While not impervious to physical damage, disassembly of SCP-XXXX has proven impossible due to it's anomalous nature. All tools attempting to deconstruct the object will be transformed into broken or fake equivalents, precluding examination of the object's interior. This seeming behavior of self preservation is the only time SCP-XXXX has altered objects beyond those hit by SCP-XXXX-1.
Recovery: SCP-XXXX’s anomalous properties were discovered during a birthday party for 10 year old Jacob Pierce in ██████, Oregon. It is presumed SCP-XXXX was fired at a concrete wall, resulting in the concrete being replaced by common soil. The wall promptly collapsed, resulting in the death of four children including Pierce. Foundation involvement came after the family sued the contractor of their home for the incident. The anomalous effect that caused the transformation was eventually traced to the gun following examination of the incident's location.
Partial Test Log:
Target: An eight by eleven sheet of printer paper.
Result: Paper changed composition to single ply toilet paper.
Target: A mechanical pencil.
Result: Dart accuracy resulted in the pencil being missed entirely in favor of hitting Dr. Johnson's desk.
Target: Dr. Johnson's mahogany desk.
Result: Composition of wood changed to match that of oak.
Target Junior Researcher Blake's shirt, as a result of Dr. Johnson becoming upset with his desk transforming into oak.
Result: SCP-XXXX-1 Hit Junior Researcher Blake's forearm, with Junior Researcher Blake immediately expressing symptoms of Trysomy-21. Dr. Johnson is under investigation.
Notes: "Dr. Johnson is no longer allowed to preform tests with SCP-XXXX" - Site Command
Incident Report XXXX-A-1. (If you know how to make a good looking syntax for this thing go ahead)
Junior researcher gained access to the secure item vault by unknown means. It is presumed that due to the relatively low risk nature of site 64, the security guards had left their post. Security officers Max and Jody have been called for questioning. Junior Researcher Blake managed to gain possession of SCP-XXXX, and quickly hid it under his shirt. Subject was seen at 6:4█ am making his way over to the living quarters of Dr. Johnson, where upon making entry, shot Dr. Johnson an estimated █ times, before sobbing on the ground until being discovered by researcher █████ who heard the crying. Dr. Johnson had been transformed into a specimen of Symphalangus syndactylus, a member of the Gibbon family, a subset of great ape. Junior Researcher Blake was given amnesiacs and discharged effective immidiately, and the Symphalangus syndactylus specimen was given to a local zoo, under cover of being a rescue.