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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Knowledge of SCP-XXXX and its properties is to be suppressed, with Foundation webcrawlers to automatically detect and redact any information related to the object. Any individuals who survived exposure to SCP-XXXX are to be given Class-B amnesiacs, and a cover story detailing unexpected alterations in predicted weather patterns is to be implemented.

Any individuals displaying advanced knowledge of SCP-XXXX are to be detained and interrogated to determine the origin of their knowledge. Afterwards, knowledge of the lyrics is to be expunged from the subject's head, whom will then be reintegrated into society.

All staff assigned to the study of SCP-XXXX, including field agents deployed to identify and detain instances of SCP-XXXX-1, are to be genetically female.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a song in the style of sea shanties1. The song appears to describe the voyage of an unidentified male attempting to sail to their homeland, ultimately concluding in the male drowning due to some unfortunate incident causing the ship to sink. The specific details and duration of the song appear to vary depending on the region the song was identified, and often change due to apparently non-anomalous memetic mutation.

SCP-XXXX, when sung by a male subject, does not appear to possess any noticeable anomalous properties. Due to the contents of the song implicating that the singer is male, SCP-XXXX has managed to circulate among males for extended periods of time while remaining completely dormant, and therefore very difficult to track down.

When SCP-XXXX is sung by a female subject (designated SCP-XXXX-1), a strong cognitohazardous effect appear to manifest. Any male subjects within hearing range of the singer2, appear to lose the ability to focus or concentrate on anything aside from SCP-XXXX-1, leading to the affected individuals to be rendered totally unaware of any potentially dangerous situations. While subjects do not ignore pain, they do not appear to take any form of defensive measures against potentially harmful objects.

SCP-XXXX-1 also appears to be affected by SCP-XXXX, rendering them totally oblivious to external stimuli. After approximately 30 seconds of singing, subjects must be physically restrained to prevent them from continuing unless they are unaware of the remaining lyrics.

Should a large number of male subjects be affected by SCP-XXXX-1 at once while in close proximity to a large body of water, notable disturbances in weather patterns will begin to form. This typically results in the rapid formation of strong storms, with the intensity of the storm appearing to directly correspond with the number of affected subjects, with an ultimate limit defined by the overall quantity of water in the area.

Incident XXXX-01: on ██/██, 197█, a previously identified Type Green entity monitored by embedded Foundation agents began actively utilizing reality bending abilities openly, quickly making their way to the [REDACTED] harbor, where they began to sing SCP-XXXX. Due to a prior diversion of Foundation assets, no female personnel were available for neutralizing SCP-XXXX-1, who managed to project their voice through reality-bending abilities.

The resulting tsunami led to an estimated 85 civilian casualties and over $240,000 in damages. Video recordings of the event appeared to show SCP-XXXX-1 hovering approximately 5 meters off the ground for the second half of the song, concluding with the subject being "engulfed" in water and forced into the sea. Subject is presumed neutralized.

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T'was the night before christmas, and all through the house,
not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

'Til one fateful hour,
With a boom and a crash, not a moment later
The house was reduced to a smoking crater
So let this be a lesson, to a family in need,
to never
buy a shady christmas tree.

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Vague shit I'm pulling out of my ass:
Lamb with burnt wool and tumorous growths. Face is blank, with an oversized, vaguely-human mouth. It follows people with considerable trauma. It acts friendly and tries to get people to pet it, but its appearance typically exasperates their trauma.

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