Lab's Sandbox of Skips and Stories or Something
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a Low-Value Item Storage Locker with a protective casing to minimize damage in the event that it is dropped; apart from monthly Safe-level containment examinations, no further containment procedures are needed for the foreseeable future.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an IPhone 6 Smartphone, developed by the Apple company

When SCP-XXXX is used to call someone who owns a personal telephone of any form,

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX

Personnel assigned to handle instances of SCP-XXXX, including Mobile Task Force units dispatched to neutralize wild instances, are all required to equip SCP-XXXX-A before any attempts to interact with the objects.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a collection of a currently unknown number of miniature military sentry guns composed of biological materials. Numerous autopsies of several neutralized instances reveals no apparent way of acquiring nutrients, nor would the mechanism for producing rounds be fast enough for the high fire rate, implying further biological anomalies.

SCP-XXXX will immediately target any animal life within sight range, firing with remarkable accuracy.



Attention Lattice- A piece of information attached to a Base that draws a viewer's attention. A Type-1 only draws attention while it is displayed, and the viewers can still be distracted; Type-2 will cause viewers to tune out outside distractions, and Type-3 will embed itself in the subject's mind, enabling the subject to be more receptive to the Base medium upon re-exposure, even in the absence of an Attention Lattice.
Magnet- Spontaneously generating, tiny ideas that experience an inversely exponential memetic growth; the smaller they are, the more they are build onto and the more receptive people are to the idea. As more is added onto them, they slow down until eventually stopping. Due to the anomalous nature of these ideas, they will often evolve into some other form of metafictional anomaly.

Cognitohazard Types:
Passive: Cognitohazard could, theoretically, be conceived by any individual without needing any outside source.
Active: Requires sensory exposure to cognitohazardous information.
Invasive: Cognitohazard does not require prior knowledge or awareness to any degree in order to affect people, a la SCP-426.

Vague shit I'm pulling out of my ass:
Lamb with burnt wool and tumorous growths. Face is blank, with an oversized, vaguely-human mouth. It follows people with considerable trauma. It acts friendly and tries to get people to pet it, but its appearance typically exasperates their trauma.

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