Lab's Sandbox of Skips and Stories or Something
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is held in a Medium Humanoid Containment Chamber at Site-17, modified to the subject's specifications. Due to the nature of the subject's properties, no feeding schedule has been established.

SCP-XXXX is to keep a record of their dreams, which is to be recorded on a weekly basis.

Description: SCP-XXXX is the previous cosmonaut Vladimir Komarov, who was presumed to have been killed in the Soyuz 1 crash.

SCP-XXXX is almost totally unaffected by the force of gravity; despite this, the subject is capable of reorienting themselves without any outside assistance.

Subject lacks the need- or capability- to eat, drink or even breathe; subject has also remained visibly unchanged in the 51 years since the crash, with the exception of a slight swelling of the face, hands and feet.

SCP-XXXX expresses a strong emotional attachment to space, and claims to dream of a divine entity .

SCP-XXXX claims to have witnessed a divine entity during the descent, shortly after their final transmission.

Your bravery shall be the tool to carve a new age into the world.
Soon, when the end comes, you and your kin shall sit at my side, and we shall build a new age for the ones who are left.
Be patient.


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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a Low-Value Item Storage Locker with a protective casing to minimize damage in the event that it is dropped; apart from monthly Safe-level containment examinations, no further containment procedures are needed for the foreseeable future.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an IPhone 6 Smartphone, developed by the Apple company

When SCP-XXXX is used to call someone who owns a personal telephone of any form,



Attention Lattice- A piece of information attached to a Base that draws a viewer's attention. A Type-1 only draws attention while it is displayed, and the viewers can still be distracted; Type-2 will cause viewers to tune out outside distractions, and Type-3 will embed itself in the subject's mind, enabling the subject to be more receptive to the Base medium upon re-exposure, even in the absence of an Attention Lattice.
Magnet- Spontaneously generating, tiny ideas that experience an inversely exponential memetic growth; the smaller they are, the more they are build onto and the more receptive people are to the idea. As more is added onto them, they slow down until eventually stopping. Due to the anomalous nature of these ideas, they will often evolve into some other form of metafictional anomaly.

Cognitohazard Types:
Passive: Cognitohazard could, theoretically, be conceived by any individual without needing any outside source.
Active: Requires sensory exposure to cognitohazardous information.
Invasive: Cognitohazard does not require prior knowledge or awareness to any degree in order to affect people, a la SCP-426.

Vague shit I'm pulling out of my ass:
Lamb with burnt wool and tumorous growths. Face is blank, with an oversized, vaguely-human mouth. It follows people with considerable trauma. It acts friendly and tries to get people to pet it, but its appearance typically exasperates their trauma.

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