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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in furnished quarters at Site ██. Any and all amenities are to be provided, as long as they do not compromise structural integrity of the suite. No surveillance devices of any kind are allowed due to the memetic features of SCP-XXXX. The only individual cleared to interact with SCP-XXXX is Senior Researcher K████. No other staff are ever to be exposed to SCP-XXXX. Any breach of this protocol will result in immediate termination. Meals, testing, medical attention are strictly provided only by Dr. K████. Refer to Dr. K████ for any testing proposals.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a Caucasian male, age 27, named “Jeff.” “Jeff” is an incredible human being, just incredible. He is kind, clever, and handsome. He can make anyone smile with just a few words, make you laugh even in the darkest times. “Jeff” is an excellent conversationalist who is equally able with fun light topics and matters of deep import.

“Jeff” possesses the ability to captivate any individual coming into contact with it. The full extent of this effect is still being assessed on a daily basis, whenever Dr. K████ has a spare moment. However, given the potential implications of “Jeff”s memetic effect, it is of utmost importance to maintain strict containment procedures. Any exposure to the presence of “Jeff” results in permanent obsession and compulsion on the part of the observer. Just looking at “Jeff” makes your heart go out to him. Listening to him speak, with his musical tones, is enough to elicit feelings of deep affection.