Lor_D_Chuckle, SCP draft "The Curse of Knowledge"
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Item #: SCP-XXXX-J

Object Class: Euclid Neutralized (See Incident XXXX-J-TP)

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-J is to be kept on a business suit belonging to 05-08, of which is to be folded neatly and placed beside Site-19's laundry dryer in the custodial area. Any personnel that wishes to attempt at removing SCP-XXXX-J are free to do so as long as the suit remains intact.

05-[REDACTED] needs the suit clean by Friday, and any failure to meet this demand will result in possible Keter duty or [REDACTED].

Description: SCP-XXXX-J appears to be a stain of unkown origin on a business suit owned by 05-08. SCP-XXXX-J is dark purple in color and chemical testing has shown that the object is made up of dried up sugar and other organic molecules.

SCP-XXXX-J's anomalous effects seem to activate when there is an attempt to remove it. Object has shown to resist all common forms of stain removal, such as dry cleaning and "dabbing it with a wet sponge". All personnel who have worked or are supposed to work with SCP-XXXX-J show increased levels of anxiety and stress. It is unknown if this is an effect of SCP-XXXX-J, or due to the strict deadline placed by 05-08.

SCP-XXXX-J was acquired on Tuesday when Dr. Bright found it on his desk along with a note reading: "Please have this stain removed by Friday, I need this suit for the next Overseer's council meeting. Failure to comply will be met with Keter duty or [REDACTED]".

Incident XXXX-J-TP: On Thursday at 23:59, Dr. ███████ rushed through the doorway of the Site-19 testing room 14 carrying a [DATA EXPUNGED] brand stain remover pen. Dr. ███████ successfully removed SCP-XXXX-J from the suit and is now branded as a hero. The stain remover pen is awaiting SCP classification.

"Thank you" -05-08