LordStonefish's Sandybox
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored in a fireproof Large Safe-Class Object chamber in Site-██. The chamber must be well ventilated, and equipped with fire extinguishers, with smoke detectors are placed in and around SCP-XXXX's cell.

D-Class personnel testing SCP-XXXX are to gently place their hands on the edge of SCP-XXXX but most not interact further with it. Personnel are to vacate the room during testing and may only observe with heat-resistant wear, from within the testing booth. D-Class personnel are to be amnesticized following the test and returned to circulation.

Update 10/06/2015: Testing forbidden by 05 Council. Under no circumstances are personnel to interact with SCP-XXXX aside from routine chamber cleaning. During cleaning, no personnel are to touch SCP-XXXX with bare skin.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a pottery kiln manufactured by Womack and Perez, a defuct kiln manufacturer formerly located in Austin, Texas. Located within the kiln is an unfired glazed clay sculpture of a lunch tray with a representation of a ham and bologna sandwich. Touching SCP-XXXX with bare skin results in the subject simultanously catching fire, along with a sensation of nostalgia and pleasure associated with the construction of art, art classes in high school,

Addendum: Testing Log for SCP-XXXX.