M.M.M. Strawberries Ltd.
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M.M.M. Strawberries Ltd. (sometimes styled as Mmm… Strawberries) is a collective believed to be involved in the creation and propagation of anomalous items which are or contain references to the American animated television series The Simpsons (1989-present). M.M.M Strawberries first became known to the Foundation as a result of the discovery and inspection of SCP-XX, which was found to be stamped with the collective's watermark; a stencil of a still depicting the character Krusty the Clown eating strawberries from the episode Kamp Krusty (Season 4 Episode 1).

M.M.M Strawberries is not actually believed to be a company and appears on no listings in any country. Instead, it is the theory of Dr. Nash that the collective is an offshoot of the 'Simpsons ███posting' meme phenomenon of the mid-late 2010's and that the items created by this group have no purpose other than to be seen by the public and to be "got" by those who have followed The Simpsons for an extended period of time.

Known items:

  • An electric fan oven which, when powered, constantly produces a fire in its oven compartment. When a specific cast iron skillet is used on the hob of the oven to cook beef, the fire changes into magnetic plasma and the fan begins producing solar winds, giving an aurora effect.
  • A collect call from an unknown number which, when accepted by any telephone, will connect to the internal monologue of the incumbent Chairman of the Board at Melbourne Water. Accepting the charge causes diplomatic relations between the Commonwealth of Australia and the recipient’s country of origin to deteriorate based on the length of the call.
  • A machine which dispenses strawberry flavoured frozen yoghurt from a seemingly extradimensional source. Testing of the yoghurt has shown it to be composed of 10% potassium benzoate. Consumption of this yoghurt causes the subject to develop a dependency on foods containing potassium benzoate. During withdrawal, a subject will come under the delusion that all humanoid dolls they encounter are sapient, sentient and actively trying to kill them. The only way to resist this effect temporarily is to consume potassium benzoate.
  • A machine which dispenses blueberry flavoured frozen yoghurt from a seemingly extradimensional source. Testing of the yoghurt has shown it to be composed of 10% potassium benzoate. Consumption of this yoghurt causes a sudden transmutation in which the subject develops:
    • Blue skin pigmentation.
    • Facial features and bone structures typical of Sino-Tibetan ethnic groups.
    • Hypertrichosis and whitening of the hair.
    • A complex in which the subject believes they are a member of a Sino-Tibetan ethnic group who was born in the People's Republic of China. Around 95% of exposed subjects identify as a member of the Han ethnic group.
    • Proficiency in Mandarin and, occaisionally, one other Sino-Tibetan language corresponding to the subject's ethnic identity.
    • A mental compulsion to sell or give away frozen yoghurt from the strawberry flavoured machine.