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Hi folks, looks like we lost a lot of data during the storm. Hopefully our IT people will have it mostly restored soon.
+36 Melissa Keating, Site-77 Commander reply (5) message report upvote downvote

mostly restored?
+41 Peytor Hendon, Site-77 Technician (GPK-1800) reply (1) message report upvote downvote

We don't know exactly how much data corruption there will be.
+2 Melissa Keating, Site-77 Commander reply (2) message report upvote downvote

this is fucking ridiculous, when can we get back to the labs?
+12 Peytor Hendon, Site-77 Technician (GPK-1800) reply message report upvote downvote

So by "we don't know how much", you mean a lot? Am I translating managementspeak correctly?
+6 Alcide Jorunn, Site-77 Technician (WKN-1950) reply message report upvote downvote

Good to hear?
+18 Alcide Jorunn, Site-77 Technician (WKN-1950) reply (1) message report upvote downvote

yeahhh this is kind of a good news / bad news deal.i really hope there was no permanent damage :O
+9 Elenore Mccaffery, Site-77 Technician (WKN-1950) reply message report upvote downvote

nice, finally a few days off
+12 Naji Zahia, Site-77 Logistics reply message report upvote downvote

<3 much love for the computer people — not the actual computer people, you know what i mean ;)
+11 Svatava Ivo, Site-77 Accounting reply message report upvote downvote

lol
-28 Maurice Shantelle, Site-45 Assistant Technician (PRL-1010) reply (5) message report upvote downvote

lol reported
+52 Peytor Hendon, Site-77 Technician (GPK-1800) reply message report upvote downvote

lol I don't care biutch
-71 Maurice Shantelle, Site-45 Assistant Technician (PRL-1010) reply message report upvote downvote

lol?
+28 Lelio Edmondo, Site-77 Analyst (WKN-2050) reply message report upvote downvote

no u
-9 Maurice Shantelle, Site-45 Assistant Technician (PRL-1010) reply message report upvote downvote

Glad to see the warm and welcoming atmosphere that we've cultivated. Sometimes I wonder if giving inter-site comment perms to yall was a mistake.
+20 Melissa Keating, Site-77 Commander reply message report upvote downvote

it was
*big dap*
-21 Maurice Shantelle, Site-45 Assistant Technician (PRL-1010) reply message report upvote downvote

you do realise we didn't have an insurance policy for this and that the repair costs will be dispersed to all the sites and will probably come out of your payroll?
+5 Ntombifuthi Wairimu, Site-77 Accounting reply message report upvote downvote

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-43 Maurice Shantelle, Site-45 Assistant Technician (PRL-1010) reply message report upvote downvote

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TO: โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ@foundation.scp
FROM: pcs.noitadnuof|elletnahsm#pcs.noitadnuof|elletnahsm
DATE: โ–ˆโ–ˆ/โ–ˆโ–ˆ/โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ

hey โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ

okay so this is kinda awkward to explain but when i transferred from 77 to 45, my personal data storage account didnt close automaticalyl so i kept using it when i ran out of space on my 45 account but there are a bunch of files i left there that i need like right now because my supervisor needs them

can you do me a favour and see if u can recover W15275CoatzREGF29US.txt? it should be in my old account. i ned it to write a report :(


TO pcs.noitadnuof|elletnahsm#pcs.noitadnuof|elletnahsm
FROM: โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ@foundation.scp
DATE: โ–ˆโ–ˆ/โ–ˆโ–ˆ/โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ

Hi Maurice, I'd love to dig up your old file and I sympathise with your plight but unfortunately it's against Foundation policy for sensitive information of this type to be released without proper authorisation.

Warm regards,
โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ


TO: โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ@foundation.scp
FROM: pcs.noitadnuof|elletnahsm#pcs.noitadnuof|elletnahsm
DATE: โ–ˆโ–ˆ/โ–ˆโ–ˆ/โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ

hey โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ i ddont think you understnad how important this file is this is a very important file and my boss wil be only mny back mAJORLY and hes not gonna be very happy if i tell him you didnt find the file


TO pcs.noitadnuof|elletnahsm#pcs.noitadnuof|elletnahsm
FROM: โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ@foundation.scp
DATE: โ–ˆโ–ˆ/โ–ˆโ–ˆ/โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ

Hi Maurice, I can only reiterate what I made clear in the earlier email โ€“ after site-wide information losses, only trained meme-inoculated professionals who have agreed to be amnesticised are permitted to sort through the reams of deleted, corrupted, classified, and/or cognitohazardous data that we have stored here.

It would be fine for you to shift the blame to our department and work on polishing up your report in the meanwhile.

Best regards,
โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ


TO: โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ@foundation.scp
FROM: pcs.noitadnuof|elletnahsm#pcs.noitadnuof|elletnahsm
DATE: โ–ˆโ–ˆ/โ–ˆโ–ˆ/โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ

dude did you know theres rumours going round that ur a transvestite


TO pcs.noitadnuof|elletnahsm#pcs.noitadnuof|elletnahsm
FROM: โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ@foundation.scp
DATE: โ–ˆโ–ˆ/โ–ˆโ–ˆ/โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ

I was not aware that there were any rumours of that nature circulating around.

โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ


TO: โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ@foundation.scp
FROM: pcs.noitadnuof|elletnahsm#pcs.noitadnuof|elletnahsm
DATE: โ–ˆโ–ˆ/โ–ˆโ–ˆ/โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ

thats because their aren't any, but there could be sooon if you knowi what i mean ;)


TO pcs.noitadnuof|elletnahsm#pcs.noitadnuof|elletnahsm
FROM: โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ@foundation.scp
DATE: โ–ˆโ–ˆ/โ–ˆโ–ˆ/โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ

Excuse me?


TO: โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ@foundation.scp
FROM: pcs.noitadnuof|elletnahsm#pcs.noitadnuof|elletnahsm
DATE: โ–ˆโ–ˆ/โ–ˆโ–ˆ/โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ

just find the file ofr me and there wont be any rumours

capish?


TO pcs.noitadnuof|elletnahsm#pcs.noitadnuof|elletnahsm
FROM: โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ@foundation.scp
DATE: โ–ˆโ–ˆ/โ–ˆโ–ˆ/โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ

Continuing to use storage after you have been transferred to a different site is explicitly prohibited by the 2016 IT Usage Handbook. Being a transvestite, however, is not.

I invite you to spread as many rumours as you like, and as a means of returning the favour, I will discuss the matter of your highly inappropriate conduct and inappropriate use of IT resources to your "boss".


~$ ext3grep W15275CoatzREGF29US.doc —restore-all

~$ cat /home/roym1091/recovered/W15275CoatzREGF29US.txt

xdg-open /home/roym1091/recovered/W15275CoatzREGF29US.fscp

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