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By order of the Ethic Committee, the Item Number slot SCP-XXXX is to be discontinued pending ongoing investigation.

MTF Omega-0 "Latrine Scrubbers" is to be disbanded immediately and its members reassigned. No site is to host more than one former member of MTF Omega-0.

Prior documentation for SCP-XXXX is available below. Due to the high number of items which previously held this designation, each item has been renumbered in the form SCP-XXXX-X.

Item #: SCP-XXXX-1

Object Class: Keter Neutralized

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-1 is to be kept within a standard humanoid containment cell. No less than eight D-Class are to be kept within holding cells placed within 20 m of SCP-XXXX-1's cell.

All personnel of class C or higher are to maintain a distance of at least 30 m from SCP-XXXX-1. Upon activation of SCP-XXXX-1's anomalous property, MTF Omega-0 is to be dispatched to transfer SCP-XXXX-1 to their original cell. Use of nerve agent TX-442 is to be used to enforce cooperation.

SCP-XXXX-1 has been neutralized.

Description: SCP-XXXX-1 is a 34-year old male, and is a former D-class who became anomalous after interacting with SCP-███.

SCP-XXXX-1's sole anomalous property is a form of teleportation that involuntarily activates at irregular intervals. Upon activation, SCP-XXXX-1 will disappear from its location and reappear inside the closet living human (referred to as the 'target'). This causes extreme damage to the target, resulting in death in 100% of cases. SCP-XXXX generally receives very light injuries, if any.

SCP-XXXX-1 is extremely hostile, and will engage in aggressive behavior with any researcher or agent that interacts with it, including physical and verbal violence and the use of improvised weapons, including its own waste.

Note: On 12/15/2017, the anomalous ability of SCP-XXXX-1 activated, resulting in the death of ██████ ██████████, age █, who was visiting Site 79. A report by Agent Laghari, leader of MTF Omega-0, indicates that nerve agent TX-442 proved ineffective in subduing SCP-XXXX-1, who was subsequently terminated.

Item #: SCP XXXX-2

Object Class: Euclid Neutralized

Special Containment Procedures: All remaining instances of SCP XXXX-2-A are to be contained in cell block 23 of site 79. All interactions with instances of SCP-XXXX-2-A must adhere to the terms of the treaty designated LC-XXXX-2/C. This includes, but is not limited to, the following stipulations:

  • SCP XXXX 2-A are not to leave cell block 23
  • Twice weekly, SCP XXXX 2-A may gather for worship
  • SCP XXXX 2-A are not permitted access to outside media

The summit of Mt. █████, Japan is to be under constant surveillance. Any instances of XXXX-2-A detected on Mt. █████ are to be terminated on sight, according to treaty LC-XXXX-2/C.

SCP-XXXX-2 has been neutralized.

Description SCP-XXXX-2 is presumed to be a multidimensional entity with the capability to feed off of human worship. SCP-XXXX-2 is the object of worship of the ████ █████ cult, the members of which are designated as SCP-XXXX-2-A.

SCP-XXXX-2 is tied to an energy locus located on the peak of Mt. █████, Japan. Acts of worship by SCP-XXXX-2-A (including animal sacrifice, ritual dance, communal meals and ritual ██████████████) serve as an energy source for SCP-XXXX-2. At the peak of the cult's popularity in the year 17██, a collection of ████ worshipers summoned SCP-XXXX-2, resulting in an eruption lasting over ninety days. The famine that followed resulted in over 30,000 deaths. While the cult diminished in popularity over the last three centuries, SCP-XXXX-2 is believed to be responsible for at least ██ more natural disasters in Japan, most recently in 19██.

In 2003, after two weeks of close fighting, remaining members of SCP-XXXX-2-A negotiated their surrender to the foundation in return for a ceasefire.

Note: Formerly designated SCP-████, this item was redesignated as SCP-XXXX on 12/16/2017.

Note: On 1/3/2018, all security cameras in cell block 23 failed simultaneously. Members of MTF Omega-0 reported to cell block 23 and terminated all remaining instances of SCP-XXXX-2-A.

When debriefed, Junior Agent Nakamura reported that SCP-XXXX-2-A were engaged in acts of worship to SCP-XXXX-2, who had begun to manifest. Nakamura was unable to explain the manifestation of SCP-XXXX-2 occuring ████ km from Mt. █████.

Item #: SCP-XXXX-3

Object Class: Keter Neutralized

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-3 is to be kept within a standard humanoid containment cell. Due to the lack of personality instilled in SCP-XXXX-3 by its creator, SCP-XXXX-3 requires no interaction from researchers, other than feedings.

SCP-XXXX-3 is to be fed three standard blood packs of type O every day. If SCP-XXXX-3 goes without food for over 12 hours, MTF Omega-0 is to be put on alert. Should SCP-XXXX-3 breach containment, MTF Omega-0 is to subdue and restrain SCP-XXXX-3, forcibly feeding it if necessary.

SCP-XXXX-3 has been neutralized.

Description: SCP-XXXX-3 is a humanoid that has the appearance of a stereotypical vampire (researchers have noted similarities to B████ L█████ and the mascot of Count ███████ cereal). Analysis shows that SCP-XXXX-3 has no internal organs and that its apparent clothing is part of its body.

SCP-XXXX-3's only defining characteristic is a strong thirst for human blood. It is unknown what happens to the blood that is consumed by SCP-XXXX-3. If not fed every 12 hours, SCP-XXXX-3 will become increasingly aggressive and demonstrate significantly increased strength, making containment more difficult.

SCP-XXXX-3 speaks with a vague Eastern European accent. Its speech consists entirely of catchphrases from popular culture, including "I vant to suck your blood!" and "Ah ah ah". SCP-XXXX-3 is responsible for the deaths of of ███ foundation personnel, including █ members of MTF Omega-0.

SCP-XXXX-3 was created during a lucid dreaming incident by SCP-████, a Class I reality bender housed in cell block 7 of site 79. See the documentation on SCP-████ for more details.

Note: Formerly designated SCP-████, this item was redesignated as SCP-XXXX on 1/5/2018.

Note: On 1/17/2018, during a regularly scheduled feeding, SCP-XXXX-3 expressed discomfort before dissolving into a small pile of green dust (later determined to be an unknown type of hydrocarbon). Analysis of the blood packs showed trace amounts of garlic. Researchers at Site 79 were unable to account for the contamination.

Item #: SCP XXXX-4

Object Class: Keter Neutralized
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-4 is to be kept in a standard humanoid containment cell. SCP-XXXX-4 is to allowed Class 2 privileges, including cafeteria and private shower privileges.

Once a day at 2200 hours, SCP-XXXX-4 is to receive a combination of sedatives and Class H and Class I amnestics to prevent lucid dreaming. SCP-XXXX-4 is not to be allowed to fall asleep during the day time.

Description:

The following audio log was recovered from the Ethics Committee backups of Site 79 records.

Item #: SCP XXXX-5

-a telepathic shapeshifter (like the story The Thing, where it can assume the form of team members)

Item #: SCP XXXX-6

-vegetable gnomes

Item #: SCP XXXX-7

-animate pink flamingos

Item #: SCP XXXX-8

-shapeshifter again (the earlier shapeshifter took the boss's form and has been impersonating him this whole time. A new leader, one of the earlier agents, takes over)

Item #: SCP XXXX-9

-filing cabinet of doom

Item #: SCP XXXX-10

-055ish humanoid (the new leader hops them all up on mnestics to see if there are any cognitohazards to decommission and discovers this one, earning herself praise.)