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Item #: SCP-====

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures:
Due to the nature of SCP-====, all SCP staff are to be given a copy of this document during an SCP-==== event.

Experiments or research involving any reality-, memory-, or time-affecting anomaly are prohibited during SCP-==== events. Use of amnestics, antimemetics and mnestics is prohibited.

A high percentage of anomalies produce inverse effects during an SCP-==== event. Anomalies with no obvious inverse are less likely to be affected.
Successful containment of SCP-==== requires revised containment procedures for all affected anomalies. Systems protocols will automatically provide updated containment procedures for these anomalies. If containment procedures fail to update automatically, or change when SCP-==== is not active, contact your site director immediately.

Description: [REDACTED]

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Item #: SCP-X

Object Class: Euclid/Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Recipients of SCP-X must be monitored 24/7 following acquisition of an instance of SCP-X and are to be put in quarantine for 30 days after their return from SCP-X-A to ensure they have not been exposed to any unknown pathogens. Non-Foundation personnel who receive an instance of SCP-X and are discovered before departure to SCP-X-A must either be prevented access to the SCP-X-A event or must be escorted to the event by at least one Foundation agent. After quarantine, class B amnestics must be administered to non-Foundation recipients.

All highly-regarded students, researchers and scientists considered likely targets for instances of SCP-X must be frequently monitored for possible acquisition of an SCP-X instance. If a person in any of these categories goes missing, it is high priority to locate this person as soon as possible, as failure to do so may lead to public exposure to unknown pathogens if persons are not apprehended shortly after their return from SCP-X-A.

Description: Instances of SCP-X are standard business envelopes, usually appearing in a recipient's mailbox, containing a formal invitation to an event referred to as "The Transuniversal Festival of Sciences" and a liability waiver for said event. The transcript of both documents is as follows:

Letter of Invitation

Liability Waiver

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1. In order to enjoy the Festival of Sciences and all events therein, all attendees must have read, understood and accepted the following conditions. Failing to comply with these conditions may result in expulsion from the event and/or personal or financial liability.
2. The Festival is designed to be an open forum event intended for the purpose of sharing and developing ideas. Any persons caught plagiarizing the work of others intentionally and without M-level interference, are subject to full expulsion from the Event and prohibition from all future Events, as well as confiscation of all stolen instances of intellectual property, including but not limited to: personal searches, property scanning and memory erasure. This includes plagiarization occurring outside of Festival events and in extra-universal affairs.
3. Participants within the festival must not be contaminated with any viral or microbiotic agent unless strictly necessary for participant survival. All participants must agree to examination and decontamination of themselves and personal articles. Any participant wishing to bring experiments involving biological agents or pathogens, or equipment that may be damaged in the decontamination process must apply for an exceptions permit by contacting an Event Coordinator via [REDACTED].
4. The Academy of Transuniversal Culture and Sciences and Event Organizers are not responsible for any loss of life or damage to persons or property, including but not limited to intellectual property theft, in connection to or arising (directly or indirectly) from participation in the Event, even if the Organizer had prior knowledge of possibility of such loss and damages.** This includes, but is not limited to, unintentional or harmful exposure to any of the following:

any form of radiation

pathogens or other biohazards

hazardous organisms

corrosive or oxidizing chemicals, including hydrogen monoxide and ozone. (Participants requiring potentially dangerous chemicals to survive, with the exception of hydrogen monoxide, may need to refer to an Event Coordinator to apply for a Responsible Use and Alert Package.)

accelerated particles and particle beams

memetic agents

alternate dimensions

High-U entities. (Any Alpha/Beta pygmalions or other high-U entities must register with an event coordinator to ensure intellectual safety of all participants. Purposely threatening intellectual safety will result in immediate expulsion from the Event.)

5. By participating in the Event, you express your understanding and acceptance of all risks of interdimensional travel, including kairological time differences, and accept full responsibility for all items brought to the Festival. All attendees, by participating, are automatically assumed to waive any and all claims to recompense for damage, either accidental or consequential, subsequent and/or in relation to their visit to the Festival.

I, , understand and accept the conditions outlined in this document.
Date:___

Anyone who receives an instance of SCP-X and signs the Liability Waiver within will receive a second envelope that contains an instruction manual. A note inside the second envelope states that recipients can bring two assistants or friends.

After completing the instructions outlined in the manual, the recipient and chosen companions will be transported into a separate reality, designated SCP-X-A. This reality contains what appears to be a University set up to hold a large-scale science fair. Sentient entities within this reality vary in appearance, but most entities are, at least superficially, identical to humans.
Few of these entities are fluent in english, but translation devices are widely available within SCP-X-A, making it relatively easy to communicate. Discussions with entities reveal that many of them are recipients of SCP-X.
Users may return to their universe of origin at will by following a separate set of instructions in the manual. However, they cannot return to SCP-X-A after returning home.

Since SCP-X-A events appear to involve participants from multiple universes, it can be assumed that SCP-X-A contains high concentrations of unknown pathogens. Due to the possibility of outbreaks, containment and neutralization of any pathogens resulting from SCP-X-A exposure is to be considered high priority.

If a Foundation member receives an instance of SCP-X and signs, said member must give the extra badges within the second envelope to designated researchers, agents, or D-class personnel to accompany them to SCP-X-A.

Addendum 1:

Note that persons encountered within XXXX-A are designated XXXX-A-##
Exploration log XXXX-A-01:
Subjects: Dr. R. Mallec, D-39012-7, Agent Fischer (MTF Phi-33 "Just Some Tourists")
Procedure: Each subject was given a long distance communication device, several hidden cameras and an audio recording device.
Extraneous audio has been redacted for brevity.
[BEGIN LOG]

Fischer: Testing.

Mallec: Testing.

39012-7: Test.

Fischer: Ok, can I confirm we're reaching home?

Researcher ████: Confirmed. You may now proceed to complete the instructions outlined in document SCP-X-2.

audio feed static for approximately 3 seconds

Researcher ████: Entry into SCP-X-A. Can you confirm?

Fischer: Confirmed.

Researcher ████: Are Mallec and 39012-7 present?

Fischer: Affirmative.

Researcher ████: Can you descri- [uninteligible] surroundings?

Fischer: I'm having some trouble with your signal, can you repeat?

Researcher ████: Can [uninteligible]…

[signal between Foundation and subjects lost]

[AUDIO RECORD]

Fischer: Hello? Fuck.

Mallec: We loose her?

Fischer: Yup, lost the signal. Alright [sounds of rustling fabric] This is Agent Fischer, Mobile Task Force Phi-33, on exploration of SCP-X-A with Dr. Rubeo Mallec and D-319-, sorry, D-39012-7.

Mallec: There are a lot of people here. Pretty crowded. Other than what they're wearing they don't look too anomalous though.

XXXX-A-1: Hello there. Are you three here for the Science Festival.

Mallec: I, er, yes.

XXXX-A-1: Could I get your name?

Mallec: Dr. Rubeo Mallec, anatomical physician. Here with two assistants.

XXXX-A-1: All right, if I could get you three to head over to the booth over there to get your lanyards, you'll be all set.

Fischer: That would be first conversation with an entity within XXXX-A, designating her A-1. Humanoid, name written as Ammly.

Fischer: We're in the main event area. Going to need to keep the mic up a bit closer, it's loud in here.

Mallec: There's some interesting stuff around. I think we're in [indecipherable] energy section right now. More than 90% efficiency on some of these things. Lots of superconductors.

Fischer: Just spotted some non-humanoids. I swear to God they look like sapient emus from here.

D-39012-7: Bird-people… I see more of them over there.

Mallec: Some other odd creatures about. Most of these things seem human though.

Fischer: Take photographs if you can. We need to collect a visual record of this stuff.

Addendum 2:

Incident Report SCP-X 03, █/██/2014

Item #: SCP-1246-J

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: All researchers and test subjects assigned to SCP-1246-J must complete several surveys prior to contact to predict exact nature of memetic effects that may result from exposure to SCP-1246-J and prepare for them if necessary. Access to Reality 1246-GD-N-PLZ is currently restricted to personnel unaffected by any of SCP-1246-J's memetic effects.

Description: SCP-1246-J is a ████ page PDF document titled "████████ ███ Submission." This document describes possible solutions for nearly every problem mankind is currently faced with, though all of these solutions imply an egregious misunderstanding of related concepts that prevent the solutions to be logically sound, effective or feasible.
Several segments of this text display memetic triggers of varying effect depending on which segment is read and the duration of exposure.

SCP-1246-J-1 instances are small portal-like disruptions in spacetime that allow access to an alternate reality (designated 1246-GD-N-PLZ). If an instance of SCP-1246-J-1 manifests after a subject has completed reading SCP-1246, the subject will feel an interest in exploring the reality within. The subject may attempt to enter through the instance of SCP-1246-J-1, though can be successfully persuaded not to.

Reality 1246-GD-N-PLZ is home to a civilization that appears to have used SCP-1246-J as its primary source of advice and logic. The overall physical constants of this reality are similar to baseline physics, with several notable differences:

Nitrogen appears to have a freezing point of approximately 270 Kelvin. Frozen nitrogen is partially malleable.
It is impossible to obtain pure samples of any metallic element, as most metals are contaminated with minute traces of carbon.
Carbon monoxide and carbon dioxide are combustable.
Hydrogen, Oxygen, and molecules containing carbon are the only substances capable of combustion.
Though inaccurate, inhabitants of reality 1246-GD-N-PLZ believe gravity and pressure to be synonymous terms.

Inhabitants of 1246-GD-N-PLZ are, at least superficially, identical to humans, though they are culturally distinct from all known baseline ethnicities. Though these entities have access to relatively modern technology, they are inept at construction and architecture, partially due to their belief that architects must be drunk in order to design buildings. As such, over 70% of all structures are structurally unsound and most collapse within a year of construction.

Nearly all forms of weaponry created by inhabitants of 1246-GD-N-PLZ are non-lethal, instead designed to incapacitate adversaries. A notable exception to this is a device referred to as a neutron fission laser, which, despite its name, produces a highly focused beam of light that emits high quantities of heat energy, that is not fission powered, nor does it have anything to do with neutrons.

Trains are the primary form of transportation throughout the supercontinent of 1246-GD-N-PLZ, though large investments have been made for research and engineering of teleportation devices and spacecraft as alternative forms of transport. However, reliance on the advice contained within SCP-1246-J(currently believed to be one of their only written documents) makes it nearly impossible to make any scientific progress on these projects.

Most of 1246's scientists believe that wormholes can be created with suction devices, and that teleportation requires "one-dimensional cones" and capsules formed from frozen nitrogen to transport matter. Other theories involve having travelers walk across "trillions of dimensions" or otherwise opening the fourth dimension so that people can walk between. Scientists often attempt to create cube-shaped structures, which they then stab repeatedly as a form of ritual in attempting to access higher dimensions.
Likewise, most engineers believe frozen nitrogen to be the only viable material for the manufacture of spacecraft. Though the freezing point of Nitrogen is noticeably higher than in baseline reality, all attempts at constructing spacecraft from frozen nitrogen have failed.

If a subject reads the entirety of SCP-1246-J, several anomalous effects may occur depending on the time taken to complete reading the document:

Time	Likelihood	Effect	Manifestation of SCP-1246-j-1
<24 hours	95%	Extreme fatigue	~90%
>24 hours	88%	Varied based on subject personality*	~30%

Results include hysterics², general misunderstandings about the fundamentals of science and reality, and general disgust towards a majority of the human race.

Item #: SCP-X

Object Class: Euclid Neutralized

Special Containment Procedures: Instances of SCP-X are to be contained in filing cabinet X (located at Office 202 at Site-17) and organized by acquisition date. All instances must be marked numerically.

Any containment breach believed to have been instigated or related to SCP-X must be filed as an incident report. Any manifested instance of SCP-X is to be delivered to Site-17 for storage.

Description: SCP-X refers collectively to a group of adhesive paper notes approximately 4 square inches in size. Each instance of SCP-X has a unique message written on the non-adhesive side. These notes usually manifest in Foundation documents and security devices, often during small-scale, non-fatal security breaches. Other than their sudden appearances and threat to security, the notes themselves appear to be non-anomalous.

Currently, SCP-X instances have been involved in over 8 containment breaches, the majority of which have occurred at Site-17. Several notable similarities between all incidents are as follows:

By coincidence, some important security feature is under maintenance, malfunctioning, sabotaged, or otherwise incapable of performing standard functions.
Any security cameras in or near affected containment cells are blocked with instances of SCP-X
There are never more than 3 anomalies involved in each incident.
Involved anomalies are always low-risk and sentient.
Involved anomalies are always Safe or Euclid.
Involved anomalies are always successfully recontained.³
Injuries sustained by personnel are non-fatal and usually minor.
Anomalies appear distraught upon initial recontainment.

Addendum 1: Incident Logs (several omitted)

Incident Report: X-01
Affected Building: Site-17 A
Involved SCP-X instances: 01-15
Other Anomalies Involved: None
Incident Description: SCP-X instances appeared in manila folders containing information regarding SCP-█-███, SCP-███ and SCP-2618-1. Several more instances appeared in front of hallway camera surveillance systems, obscuring security feeds until maintenance teams retrieved the SCP-X instances.

Incident Report: X-02
Affected Building: Site-17 B
Involved SCP-X instances: 16-21
Other Anomalies Involved: SCP-█-███, SCP-███
Incident Description: SCP-█-███ and SCP-███ attempt to breach containment at approximately the same time. Detection of the breach was delayed due to distractions of responsible security personnel. Site-17 B was put on lockdown and SCP-█-███ and SCP-███ were successfully recontained within 10 minutes without injuries to the anomalies or personnel. Instances of SCP-X were discovered on surveillance monitors in the security room.

Incident Report: X-05
Affected Building: Site-██ A
Involved SCP-X instances: 55-70
Other Anomalies Involved: SCP-████
Incident Description: A containment door had failed to lock shut, allowing SCP-████ to exit its containment chamber. SCP-████ was recontained within 20 minutes, though personnel not equipped to come into close proximity to SCP-████ were hospitalized for minor tympanic hemorrhages. Recontainment was delayed due to the presence of 15 SCP-X instances in and around SCP-████'s containment chamber.

Addendum 2: Catalog of Obtained Instances
The following is a list of SCP-X instances with messages that may provide insight as to the origin of SCP-X.

SCP-X-01:

X1000+1000

SCP-X-02:

We could've just had a simple chat, you know.

SCP-X-03:

You weren't particularly nice.

SCP-X-05:

Pretty damn serious.

SCP-X-08:

So I excused myself. Left in a hurry, but the door was locked.

SCP-X-13:

I'm a bit disappointed in the lack of hospitality. You could have tried a bit harder.

SCP-X-14:

Yg'w lp gulftu, Y nrm kilzrzob hl guyw lm xb ldm. Y nlfoh sesm oyesm guymtw fk r zyg.

SCP-X-21:

Oh come on, people! This guy just wants to go home! I'll send him myself, I swear.

SCP-X-55:

He hasn't gotten much fresh air lately. Needed some exercise, I think.

Dr. Eddleston fidgeted in his chair. He had had his suspicions, of course. But now it was the second time an anomaly he was responsible for had left. Not a violent breach. The anomalies had just left. They had just decided to leave, and the containment procedures that had been in place hadn't anticipated the circumstances that led to their departure.

Once would be considered an accident. Now it was twice. Eddleston knew he could get fired, or worse. His superiors might think he was doing it on purpose. He knew it wasn't his fault. No one could have predicted that 2978-B would be able to turn a USB drive into a vehicle. Yes, he was the one who put in the damn drive, but for God's sake, it was under testing conditions!

And now it had been confirmed that the only other skip he had been assigned to, a low-threat humanoid designated SCP-2618-1, was not, in fact, neutralized. Eddleston had suspected that the corpse was a red herring. Maybe it was the suddenness of the incident, maybe the glitches in the security feeds. But he always felt that something seemed off. He had interviewed SCP-2618-1 several times. She was stressed about her containment, that much was clear, but she switched in and out of histrionic fits so rapidly that part of him always felt it was an act. She would be laid back and candid in interviews, yet seemed driven to madness when things weren't quite going her way.

Dr. Elizabeth Gao, Site-17 assistant director, sat down at her desk and looked at Eddleston.
"I assume you are aware as to why I've called you here."
"Yes…" Eddleston avoided Gao's gaze.
"The security threat SCP-2618-1 has created through the creation of SCP-X has become more likely to undermine our procedures and the well being of anomalies and staff. Last week, 3 researchers were hospitalized at Site- after an anomaly breached containment. You are the only researcher who has interviewed SCP-2618-1 before. It has made it clear in its messages that it is more willing to speak to you than anyone else at this site. It will continue to undermine our security until we find out what it wants, and we need you to figure out what it wants."
"How has 2618 made it clear that it wants to speak with me specifically?"
Gao sighed and handed Eddleston a small yellow adhesive note.
"SCP-X-79. It's got your name on it."
Eddleston read the message inscribed on the note:

I'm gonna go bug Eddleston. He seemed nice, I guess.

"We believe SCP-2618-1 may mean this in a more literal sense. May I see your phone?"
Before Eddleston could hand his Foundation-issued communicator to Gao, it rang.
"Shit," He muttered. "Unknown Caller."
"I'm calling the Foundation Network Services. We need this traced."
"….This Eddleston? And some lady I don't know?" a voice crackled through the phone's speaker.
Gao was still pressing communication access codes into the nearest landline.
"This is Eddleston, yes. Is this-?"
"Yeah it's me, 2000-phi. Who's that lady over there pressing buttons?"
"2618…can you see us?"
"Yea. I have no idea how these cameras even work but they're fun."
"SCP-2618-1, we are tracing this call as you speak. We must ask that you cease interfering with Foundation activities and protocols."
"I'm tracing an outline of this phone with a pencil. So that's fun…"
Gao groaned.
"2618, listen. We're not sure what you want. We need you to stop affecting the integrity of our security systems. We're willing to listen," Eddleston tried his best to sound persuasive.
"What do you mean there's no call?" Gao snapped into the other line. "No traffic besides the call I'm on with you right now?" She turned to Eddleston.
"He says there's no way to trace the call because there's no traffic coming to, or from, your phone.."
"Fun fact! Radio signals are much easier to teleport than people…" SCP-2618-1 said wryly from Eddleston's phone. Gao sighed and sat back down.
"Eddleston…" she paused. "This anomaly is not dangerous so much as it is problematic. Find out what it wants. Get it to stop. You might not get fired." She took a sip from her tea. "I expect you to ensure we get no more instances of SCP-X. I expect you to convince SCP-2618-1 that there is no reason for it to impede the Foundation in any form."
"Am I on hold or something?" SCP-2618-1 muttered from the speaker.

[draft note: this has a lot of overly clinical terminology to describe a visual phenomenon. There will be images to help visualize what this does eventually, but the anomalous effect is, as simply put as possible, a thing that makes things turn white with black edges, and is spread by the photons that come into contact with the anomaly. ]

Item#: SCP-

Object Class: Keter Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Areas infected with SCP- must be sectioned off so that no visible light may reflect off of an affected object and spread. Current acceptable containment methods include surrounding affected areas and objects with mirrors, vantablack, or any approved lambertian material. Windows, doors, and other viewing methods are prohibited, with the exception of wireless camera units. Any damage to an SCP- containment structure must be treated as a containment breach and immediately repaired.

Any sentient organism that comes into visual contact with SCP- affected areas must be immediately terminated, contained or treated with amnestics as necessary. contained and treated with the procedures outlined in Addendum 1.

If containment procedures fail to prevent the spread of SCP- affected materials, the Raytrace Protocol (outlined in document -A1) must be enacted to prepare for a ZK-Class Reality Restructuring event.

Description: SCP- is a virulent quantum restructuring phenomenon affecting light frequencies between 430–770 THz. Materials infected with SCP- will gradually change reflectivity attributes (specular and color reduction) until displaying pure lambertian reflectance and reflection of all visible wavelengths of light. Visible edges of SCP- infected objects display inverse reflection characteristics, instead absorbing all wavelengths of light.

Infected objects can spread the characteristics of SCP- through reflection of photons onto nearby surfaces. Unless obstructed by a highly reflective or highly absorptive material, SCP- will eventually spread to all nearby materials exponentially.

SCP- was originally discovered near Site ███ (now defunct) after prolonged use of █████████ in testing the properties of SCP-████-██. Initial exploration of the area affected by SCP- led to infection of involved personnel, eventually leading to the spread of SCP- throughout the site until containment was successful. Affected personnel were quarantined within SCP- 's containment unit and ordered to stand by until further notice. Several digital photographs and voice recordings were sent to Site-62 for remote analysis.

Addendum 1:

As of ██/██/2016, the following procedures have proven effective at removing anomalous properties from objects infected with SCP- . Objects exposed to SCP- that appear non-anomalous after the following procedures must be kept in quarantine for approximately 260 hours after decontamination to ensure no anomalies re-manifest.

place affected object into box with an interior and exterior coating of vantablack.
place box in dark room for 48 hours.
if anomaly persists after 48 hours, repeat process as necessary

Specialized procedures:

For living organisms: Supply with necessary amounts of non-anomalous food and drink. Ensure all waste is decontaminated and non-anomalous before disposal.
For liquids: Mix equal parts anomalous liquid with non-anomalous equivalent. Repeat steps as above.

Addendum 2:

The following message was sent to █████████@█████.net, an email address associated with Dr. Blinn, the head Site administrator of Site-███ during the discovery of SCP-:

<To: █████████@█████.net >
<From: realus@realityray███████.███>
Subject: License renewal

Dear Mrs. Blinn,

Your 30 day trial of RealityRay Premium 2016 has expired. You may continue to use RealityRay Basic for alteration, simulation, and hosting of generated environments. However, all color, eccentricity, and tertiary raytracing elements are disabled until purchase of or subscription to a Business or Premium license for RealityRay, RealityRay Pro, PygmalionSculpt or PygmalionSculpt Pro.

To purchase a license now, click the link below
[URL REDACTED]

Sincerely,

████ █ ███████
Distribution Director, RealUs Software Inc.

Item#: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures:

Description:

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