Mingy Spaffs Shit

Item #: Bleh

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-#### is to be kept in an standard containment locker fitted with a hook on the wall opposite to the locker door which SCP-#### is to be hung on when not in use. The locker's door is fitted with an electromagnetic locking mechanism that will automatically engage in the event of a full site lockdown. If the facility loses power, a gas-powered generator exclusive to SCP-####'s locker will be powered in order to engage the locks. The generator is to be inspected and refilled (if necessary) on a weekly basis. Level three security clearnance is required to access SCP-####.

Description: SCP-#### is a black Kevlar vest manufactured by an unknown company. It was recovered from Fort ███████, located in ██████, Poland in 19██. Attempts to fully penetrate SCP-#### have been unsuccessful, and dismantlement of SCP-#### has also proven unsuccessful. SCP-####'s anomalous properties do not become apparent until SCP-#### is worn after being damaged in some capacity. If SCP-#### is worn after being damaged, SCP-#### will tightly bond itself to its wearer so that it cannot be removed. SCP-#### then initiates a "healing process" where SCP-#### will extract various bodily components from its wearer, chosen at random, which it uses to repair itself. The process by which these bodily components are extracted is currently unknown as well as how SCP-#### uses the organic matter to repair itself. SCP-#### is only known to work on human beings, and its effects can range anywhere to minor injury to fully lethal.

During the healing process, wearers do not describe a feeling of pain (despite the severity of the extraction), but do note feeling SCP-####'s bond form tighter as well as a slight discomfort throughout the process. Effects expierenced as a result of the extraction vary based on the type of material extracted from the wearer.