moklin

Here's looking at Euclid

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SCP-XXXX prior to containment.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is kept in a standard secure non-biological sapient-entity cell in Site-114. Access to SCP-XXXX is restricted to testing scenarios and must be authorized by the current acting Site-114 director.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a hollow papier-mâché bird measuring 50 cm in height while standing. SCP-XXXX has two large hemispheres protruding from the beak, which are brown and blue in color. The body of SCP-XXXX is primarily red and brown in coloration. A clump of artificial brown feathers is located on its head. SCP-XXXX is sapient and is capable of unassisted locomotion at a rate of 0.2 m/s. SCP-XXXX does not require any form of sustenance. SCP-XXXX does not possess any other anomalous properties.
WRITER'S NOTE: Make the chicken interact with a SCP-3199 in the first log so that it has an actual role model. This also makes it less contrived.
Notable events involving SCP-XXXX.
Date Description
04/May/2007 At 10:03, Site-114 experienced a Level-5 containment breach, during which SCP-XXXX escaped. At 12:17, SCP-XXXX entered Senior Archivist Pederson's office via a hole in the wall. SCP-XXXX proceeded to access Senior Archivist Pederson's terminal and read its own file. SCP-XXXX subsequently accessed and read 43 separate files (12 Euclid, 11 Keter, 20 Safe) not including its own using credentials gathered from notes left in various places in the room by Senior Archivist Pederson. At 14:23, SCP-XXXX located and sat underneath a small pile of rubble until 16:43, at which point it was successfully contained by Agent Carlen.
23/Dec/2013 At 09:54, SCP-XXXX was provided with a computer terminal to determine if SCP-XXXX is capable of writing. SCP-XXXX proceeded to use its beak to type a 74 page text document detailing various reasons why it should be reclassified as Euclid. Reasons are often grammatically incorrect and prominently feature logical fallacies.
13/May/2015 At 09:00, SCP-XXXX was discovered to be drawing various Euclid and Keter-class entities by dragging its beak through dust which it had collected into the North-West corner of its cell.

Ideas

Formatting and info

Gears gives advice.
Formatting 101.
Advanced Formatting.
Mindfuckery with tabs.
Ideation.
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Toc "Ethics"
Two species, one an herbivore, the other the former's predator, each develop sapience and eventually society. Explores the ethics of maintaining the predator society, as the predators can only eat the herbivorous sapient people. Because of this, and because of an ethical declaration that declared the predators as equal persons in the eyes of the law, the prey must provide their own people to be eaten by the predators. Setting and reason why this has not been noticed by human society is as of yet undetermined.


MWR
The “Museum of Withered Realities” (MWR). An anomalous building composed specifically of parts of buildings from multiple universes that were destroyed. Whenever a universe dies, a new wing is added to the museum, so long as the museum possesses some artifact/artifacts from that universe. The MWR specializes in the collection of literature, music, preserved corpses, and films; anomalous or not, from failing or dying realities. The museum acts as a semi-gateway to other universes, where text, inanimate objects, and information can pass through portals, but animate matter is killed, reverse Terminator style. You can find the MWR by going to Poland while holding something they own. classification
Wing-01043 is the N|C|Ω-021 wing that was created when it died.

GOI FORMAT

Category: (Non)Euclidean Book/Film/Music/Body/Painting/Sculpture/Other

Capabilities: None/Description of anomaly

Location: Wing-#####, Shelf-##/Display Room-###

Universe: X|X|X-###

Addendum:

The X|X|Ψ-###/X|X|Ω-### system is detailed below:

  1. The first letter designates how old a reality is in increments of 1 billion years in A-Z order; rounded to the nearest letter, at the time of contact. Multiple letters may be used in the case of ≥26.5 billion year old universes.
  2. The second letter designates the method of the universe’s decay. What the individual letters mean is up to the writers.
  3. The third, greek letter designates whether or not the universe is dying or currently dead, with Ψ designating dying realities and Ω designating dead realities.

The purpose of this GOI is to allow for non-anomalous items and minor anomalies to be their own article, so long as they tell a story, normally of the universe they belonged to, and to not restrict someone to the Foundationverse and its canons.

In its current state, the format is derivative of the standard Foundation format. I'll try to see if I can find any museum documents to base the format on.


The man that does not heal

A man that cannot heal from injuries. Has O- blood, so the Foundation hooks him up to a tube and bucket.


OK so I think someone is working on this one but I might as well write this down just in case: A plank of wood that isn't there, but everyone perceives it as a normal plank of wood. In other words, if you were to stand on it, your actual physical form would drop, but your form that you perceive stuff from would stay in the air, creating a disconnect between the two states.


<moklin>: ok so imagine this: https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/9/91/Spydisguised.png?t=20120102032234
<moklin>: but with an actual face


The clowns that live in the floor of my shower

Remember those daydreams? The ones that scared you? The ones you kept coming back to, even after the dead circus? That's gonna be a scip now.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is kept in a standard secure locker in Site-48. Access is limited to testing approved by the Site-84 director.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a red polka-dot shower curtain four meters in length and two meters in height. When an individual begins bathing in front of SCP-XXXX, the polka dots of SCP-XXXX will blink randomly. If an individual either is aware or becomes aware of the anomalous effects of SCP-XXXX while displaying signs of distress, jokes and humorous anecdotes will emit from SCP-XXXX until the bathing individual either leaves the area or no longer exhibits signs of distress. The anomalous effects of SCP-XXXX do not manifest when individuals above the age of 14 are present.


SCP-XXXX is a coconut piggy bank that induces feelings of paranoia and frustration in half of all viewers, and induces feelings of calmness in the other half. Persons in the first half attempt to assign anomalous properties to SCP-XXXX that it does not possess.

Alternatively…

SCP-XXXX is a coconut piggy bank that has caused several major economic recessions and collapses, as well as being directly responsible for the creation and implementation of several economic reforms.

Alternatively…**

SCP-XXXX is a coconut piggy bank that induces separate anomalous effects within viewers. 50% of all viewers of SCP-XXXX feel anomalously content with their socioeconomic and political position, while the remaining 50% of viewers feel anomalously frustrated with their socioeconomic and political position. Because of this effect, SCP-XXXX has been directly responsible for several major socioeconomic and political reforms.

Alternatively…

SCP-XXXX is a coconut piggy bank that induces memories of an unidentified tripedal entity (-B) in persons (-A) born within a 9.8 km radius of SCP-XXXX. The entity often takes an active role in the memories, which are often positive in nature, though exceptions may apply when the -A instance does something that -B dislikes. When SCP-XXXX is removed from the area where any -A instance was born, the -A instance has their memories of -B removed, though the false memories still remain, simply without -B. For example, if you had a memory of -B giving you ice-cream, and then the piggy bank was removed from the area you were born in, you'd now have a vivid memory of you eagerly receiving an ice-cream cone from thin air.

The implication is that these things are supposed to be your guardian angel, though I'm not sure if I want to go with that angle or with the "child kidnapping" angle. The former is probably far more creative, though I feel like I could pull off the latter better.
Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]

Description: SCP-XXXX is a hollow coconut sculpture in the shape of a pig, which is used for the storing of money and personal items. The anomalous effects of SCP-XXXX manifest in persons born in a 9.8 kilometer radius of SCP-XXXX.


Who wants to live forever?
A personality that exists in a random sufferer of Dissociative Identity Disorder until their death, in which point the personality finds a new host. Characterized by the sudden creation of DID/the creation of a new personality in one that suffers from DID.


An antimemetic entity that you cannot directly remember, but you can remember your interactions with it. You can remember picking it up, talking to it, or describing it, but you cannot see it in your mind's eye.


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Photo Credit: NASA, ESA, and Erich Karkoschka (University of Arizona) - NASA

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By Nojavon - Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=38980340

A person that is antimemetic to most antimemetics i.e. whenever they get out of its area of effect, the person can suddenly remember whatever it was that was antimemetic. However, while inside of the antimeme's AOE, the person is susceptible to its effect.


What happens when man is faced with his own obsolescence? He makes the superior being artificially inferior.

Item #: XXXX

Object Class:

Special Containment Procedures:

Description: SCP-XXXX is a partially functional miniature replica of the IBM Sequoia supercomputer contained in a steel can. SCP-XXXX is sapient,


The devil went down to Georgia

The country, not the state.


"there's a false widow in my room" - Roth


  1. If there are ghost trains, that means that trains are alive.
    1. If trains are alive, are subways just really weird sex dungeons?
  2. The Foundationerse is one of the few places where "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that" is literal.

I really want to make this an actual mainlister. Maybe make it infuse you with reality-bending properties? "Thaumaturgic properties, in my body? It's more likely than you think."


Isn't it ironic?

An out of control Scranton Reality Anchor that cannot be turned off by currently understood means. Related to "No escape from reality". Creates anomalies by localising reality into a very precise location. i.e. reality is anomalous.


273 K:

An entity that feeds off of glaciers and is going to cause an FK-Class Barren-Earth scenario/QK-Class Stagnant-Earth scenario if the icebergs don’t melt, so the Foundation is buying off politicians to ensure global warming happens.

However, the Foundation figures out how to neutralize it without mucking about with global warming, so the implication is that the Foundation isn't doing anything to help reverse their damage.

Item #: SCP-001

Object Class: Keter Neutralized

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-001

Description: SCP-001


An Antimemetic, Infohazardous entity located somewhere in Neptune that when referred to makes the speaker’s mind non-euclidean, putting them into a high brain activity coma. The article is written in multiple writing styles, implying many people sacrificed themselves to document this. The initial "greeting" you get should be multiple warnings including a 1231 warning-style "Upsilon-Samekh level memetic hazard" warning page, with the main page having "[CONFIRM MEMETIC RESISTANCE]" "[ACCESS GRANTED]"


A memetic entity so classified that when you open the initial collapsible, the page treats you as “not qualified” to view the document, and hastily tries to censor itself. The reader has 1-5 minutes to read the article. The entity is an anti-censorship scip that tries to keep all information about anything unharmed and easily viewable. This effect transfers to all mediums, from audio to non-Euclidean. When information is expunged, the data is partially reconstructed.


Scarlet Wounds: wordplay on the "scar" in scarlet

The Sarkic heaven. The entire article is mainly the audio log of Lin vaguely describing the universe.

Item #: SCP-001

Object Class: Undeterminable. Euclid if someone wants to get in, Keter if it's Bumaro’s lot. Thaumiel if nothing else.

Special Containment Procedures: Already in place. The Foundation’s religious screening system will need to be refined, but it should be fine otherwise.

Description: Scarlet skies and living gods. Oh sweet mother, I’m here. Forgive me if you can, the taint of steel was but a heretical gilding for my safety.


Where do black holes send you to?


What if The NeverEnding Story actually never ended?


How do you make the perfectly, easily explained, horrifying?


Edits would be anomalous in-universe.


compile ideas for various sculptures, paintings, music (disembodied or not), and other anomalies located in the very deep garbage.

  1. Formality V2 (This time it's about how we treat the dead)
  2. A Basalt Statue V2 (This time it's personal and not as stupid)
  3. A piece of disembodied music (No clue what this one's about or does)
  4. A metal cube, 5 cm x 5 cm x 5 cm (Performance art about how critics look too deep into the piece, when sometimes art doesn't have much of a meaning at all)
  5. A painting (Literally just a non-anomalous abstract painting; mentioned in passing)

A type-blue (regenerator) that replaces damaged flesh with benign malformed anomalous teratoma (anomalous in that they sub-optimally replicate the function of the replaced organs and flesh, but are still tumors.) Explores the loss of identity as this person accumulates injuries, inevitably culminating in a brain injury that causes pushes the grey matter into the edge of the skull, quickly causing further brain damage, resulting in the loss of his life, as he deforms into a mass of teratoma.


A jukebox with a record player that's operated by human larynx, with the intent of reproducing the songs exactly as they were performed. Maybe AWCY? as a critique of willful ignorance towards benefitting from slavery.
It gurgles.


Kubrick's cube

A Rubik's cube somehow themed around Stanley Kubrick. - Monolith?



The man that experiences the world a day after it happens.


Something to do with trains. A guy that appears in subway tunnels, only to get run over, but the train driver never notices? A section of train tracks that, when stood on long enough for a train to run over and kill you, causes nobody to care. They simply keep going on with their lives, not even bothering to clean up your body, hold a funeral, or ask where you are if you disappeared. Maybe used to execute people?

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By Szczepek - Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=16324356

Item #: SCP-001

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures:

Description: SCP-XXXX is a phenomenon in which kidnapped individuals are


Holy Roman Vampire

A vampire which drinks the Eucharist wine, being the blood of christ. Also intentionally burns themself with all the Christian symbolism so they can be more holy. Aside from that, I've got nothing.


Mr. Mass Produced

A MAW1 that can clone himself. Potential NK-class scenario.

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]

Description: SCP-XXXX is a 195 cm tall male of East African descent. SCP-XXXX is biologically 60 years of age. SCP-XXXX is capable of replicating itself at a rate of one SCP-XXXX instance per hour, per SCP-XXXX instance.

<SomeDouchebag> *** SomeDouchebag has joined the channel
<egil> Lin: "The necrophilia's just gonna be a side thing" ~Lin 13/12/2017
<SomeDouchebag> Yo, I was lookingover the list, and I couldn't find 5-19.
<SomeDouchebag> What's up with that?
<egil> SomeDouchebag: what list
<SomeDouchebag> The list of the misters.
<SomeDouchebag> The listers, if you will.
<egil> thats a fukin 420 joke dumbass
<SomeDouchebag> egil: I've done it.
<SomeDouchebag> Meet Mr. Mass Produced
<egil> SomeDouchebag: dude are you seriously mass producing black people
<SomeDouchebag> *** SomeDouchebag has left the channel
<egil> pfff

Holy Heck! You just found a Mr. Mass Produced by Gamers Against Weed! How is this legal? Who is Dr. Wondertainment?

Find them all and become Mr. Gamer!

01. Mr. Literal Serial Killer
02. Mr. Normie
03. Mr. Bernie Sanders
04. Mr. Get Anything For Free In Any Shop
14. Mr. Mass Produced ✔
20. Mr. Sex Number
21. Mr. Heavenly Virtues
22. Mr. Deadly Sins
23. Mr. Original Character
24. Mr. D.A.R.E.
25. Mr. Gentrification
26. Ms. Mad About Video Games
27. Mr. Meme
28. Mr. Ominous (discontinued)
29. Mr. Destiny
30. Mr. Monty Python And The Holy Grail
31. Ms. Zapatista
32. Mr. Hax
33. Mr. Just Has The Tattoo
34. Mr. Top Text and Mr. Bottom Text
35. Mr. Finale


Cocklin

Title by NineVolt. Alt title: "If you was a me"

A character becomes self aware and starts talking with the author and controlling the story. Everyone else in the story thinks they're insane because they keep talking to nobody.

A metafictional scip which tackles the question of whether the story is subject to the author's whims, or whether the author is subject to the story's progression and the audience's whims.

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe/Euclid/Keter (indicate which class)

Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]

Description: SCP-XXXX is an ontokinetic 23 year old female of Native American descent that is 172 cm in height and weighs 60 kg. Prior to any anomalous action, SCP-XXXX will address a nonexistent entity it refers to as "Lin"2. No individual has been linked to the manifestation of SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties. However, this nonexistent entity will be referred to as SCP-XXXX-A for the purposes of this document. Comments made towards SCP-XXXX-A are often derogatory and manipulative in nature. After SCP-XXXX finishes its monologue, an alteration to reality occurs, which is often either tangentially or directly related to the comments made by SCP-XXXX.

Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

Interviewed: [The person, persons, or SCP being interviewed]

Interviewer: [Interviewer, can be blocked out using █]

Foreword: [Small passage describing the interview]

<Begin Log, [optional time info]>

Interviewer: [speech]

SCP-XXXX: [VARIOUS INSULTS AIMED AT MYSELF WITH THE INTENTION OF GETTING ME TO HELP HER]

[The North wall SCP-XXXX rapidly cracks, forming the sentence "why would insulting me make me help you?"]

SCP-XXXX: It just did, didn't it?

<End Log, [optional time info]>

Closing Statement: [Small summary and passage on what transpired afterward]


Slot Exorcism

Item #: Formerly SCP-3114

Object Class: Safe Neutralized

Everett Mann Class: Filthy Thief

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3114 was contained in the item slot SCP-3114 to prevent the document being used for a different anomaly. SCP-3114-A instances are kept according to their previous containment procedures, which are recorded in Document 3114-01.

Description: SCP-3114 was a memetic anomaly affecting the number 3,114, in which anomalies primarily referred to by the number3 were believed to be neutralized, though no means of neutralization were recorded or perceived. SCP-3114 does not cease affecting SCP-3114-A instances that have since been referred to by another designation. SCP-3114-A instances are universally considered non-anomalous by viewers, who do not perceive manifestations of anomalous properties by SCP-3114-A instances. SCP-3114-A instances that were capable of independent movement reflected no visible light after movement from the manifestation of SCP-3114's anomalous properties.

The anomalous properties of SCP-3114 were discovered on 14/09/2008, when thermal imaging technology detected SCP-3114-A-012 in the Site-48 waste disposal chamber. All further SCP-3114-A instances were successfully recontained as of 01/06/2010. All memetic constructs which appear to be the physical form of a SCP-3114-A instances4 were relocated to the containment chambers of SCP-3114-A instances.

Addendum 3114-1: SCP-3114 was successfully cataloged as of 23/07/2010 in an attempt to de-manifest SCP-3114-B instances and restore visual perception of SCP-3114-A instances in order to assist in the containment of SCP-3114-A instances.

Addendum 3114-2: SCP-3114 successfully neutralized as of 30/11/2011. SCP-3114-A instances are no longer capable of being recorded via thermal imaging. SCP-3114-B instances manifested the anomalous properties of the respective SCP-3114-A instances.


Oasis

<Dexanote>: moklin, for you, an oasis. Like a desert oasis. Contained not because people want to get in, but because the oasis 'wants to get out'. Monsters from the Morocco oasis
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Oman-Oasis.jpg

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SCP-XXXX prior to Foundation intervention.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures:

Description: Rough draft, improve clinical tone SCP-XXXX is a desert oasis fix with clinical tone inspired from here., located Southwest of Zagora, Morocco. Occasionally, a humanoid entity possessing selachian traits, designated SCP-XXXX-A, will exit SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX-A instances will attempt to expand SCP-XXXX using any source of water or plant matter which can be successfully gathered. SCP-XXXX-A instances do not attempt communication and do not respond to attempts to establish communication.

Addendum: Should probably be formatted differently, maybe with emails or phonecalls or something. Basically, the monsters get more and more cautious as time goes on, and at some point they missed one, which saw one of its kind either being shot or dragged off and ran back into the oasis, presumably alerting the main society that they need an actual army. On 15/09/05, 12 SCP-XXXX-A instances exited SCP-XXXX at once while wearing protective combat armor and carrying conventional ballistic firearms. While waiting for MTF Gamma-97 ("First Aid"), SCP-XXXX-A instances


STORY AND IDEAS


Ethics

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class:

Special Containment Procedures:

Description: SCP-XXXX is a

Ideas: SCP-XXXX is a landmass inhabited by two anomalous species, designated SCP-XXXX-A and SCP-XXXX-B respectively.


Whoops, I accidentally saved the world

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures:

Description: SCP-XXXX is a sapient coconut piggy bank containing 57.98 USD. Upon placing a coin with a worth above SCP-XXXX

SCP-XXXX is a coconut piggy bank that saves the world, but with the cost of corrupting it.


Koda, Koda, Koda, Koda, Kodachromeleon

Not as done as I would've hoped; ignore the draft until I remove this sentence. I'll need to drastically expand on SCP-XXXX-A's life and history.

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SCP-XXXX-B-00001 circa 1930.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid Neutralized

Special Containment Procedures: Containment of SCP-XXXX is primarily focused on the identification and confiscation of SCP-XXXX instances within Poland.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a phenomenon affecting photographs taken, developed, or transported into Poland. SCP-XXXX-A is an entity, appearing as an elderly male of West European descent, who manifests within a series of developed photographs collectively designated SCP-XXXX-B-00001 through SCP-XXXX-B-█████. Upon manifestation, the photograph will alter itself so that all depictions of people in the photograph will be replaced with a single instance of SCP-XXXX-A. All SCP-XXXX-B instances depict SCP-XXXX-A slightly differently from previous iterations.

Addendum: Analysis of SCP-XXXX-B instances has determined that each SCP-XXXX-B instance corresponds to a frame in a video recording, which has been transcribed by Dr. Kawalec, a proficient lip-reader. A full transcription of SCP-XXXX-B instances is provided below.


Addendum: SCP-XXXX-A has been determined to be a representation of Johan Bogaert (1857-1929).

Art

The 1984 Sommes-Nous Devenus Magnifiques? exhibit which contains a variety of anomalous art pieces that are unable to leave it. Unlike other exploration-based articles, most of the anomalies are perfectly safe, with only one dangerous entity. The majority of the tension/focus is on the world-building and character development.

Actually, fuck it. There's no exploration logs in this thing. The entire story is told through recovered GOI formats, CCTV footage, and notes. The main climax will probably be two or more pieces reacting with each other in a catastrophic way, which made the organisers shut it down via an anomaly.

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Still frame taken from Exploration-1 (2:15:04). Note the presence of SCP-XXXX-A-XX.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures:

Description: SCP-XXXX is a defunct three story hotel located in Abkhazia, Georgia, which contains XX known anomalous entities5. SCP-XXXX-A instances are incapable of being removed from SCP-XXXX6. The interior of SCP-XXXX does not differ significantly from the original design outside of alterations made by GOI-11373 ("Are We Cool Yet?") during its use of the building during EOI-11373-09534 which occurred between 04/April/1984 and 19/October/1984. Due to the extensive deterioration of recovered documentation, only two are legible.


[Exploration Log-1]

Spring

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is kept in a standard secure terrarium in Site-43 and pruned once monthly. A sample of SCP-XXXX-1 is kept in Biosafety level 3 (BSL-3) Facility-86. Deceased SCP-XXXX-2 instances are to be cremated.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a colorless fungal organism native to Sierra de las Minas, Guatemala. SCP-XXXX infects sentient persons henceforth referred to as SCP-XXXX-1 by traveling through the bloodstream, eventually reaching the brain and forming colonies primarily in the Wernicke's and Broca’s areas.

SCP-XXXX-1 instances experience auditory hallucinations comprised primarily of incoherent speech classical Nahuatl, both classical and modern Spanish, Portuguese, and modern English from multiple unidentified sources. Due to the nature of the hallucinations, meaning is often difficult to determine, but have been discerned to generally consist of casual conversations between one or more voices, religious ceremonies consistent with rituals to the Aztec god Tlaloc, and arguments concerning various socio-economic issues which are often inconsistent with common problems in recorded history. Hallucinations are often consistent with these topics regardless of the language used, but several variations have been observed.

When an SCP-XXXX-1 instance is buried, the SCP-XXXX colonies rapidly procreate using nutrients gathered from SCP-XXXX-1, rapidly decomposing the corpse.


Minitaur

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The entrance to SCP-XXXX

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class:

Special Containment Procedures:

Description: SCP-XXXX is a derelict 300 m2 residential building located in Samedan, Switzerland. SCP-XXXX has one door, which connects to an elaborate maze comprised of approximately 600 levels.

Explo-Logs-A-B-C

This stuff was originally written by Bittermixin for the garbage can, but will be repurposed for the minitaur.


MOViE

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A non-anomalous copy of SCP-XXXX-A.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Foundation personnel are embedded within all government, corporate, and academic agencies involved in the observation of Jupiter and its moons, for the purposes of modifying efforts into its exploration and observation. The SCPF-Hephaestus has been dispatched to monitor SCP-XXXX-B. Amnestics are used in the case of a public discovery of SCP-XXXX-B.

SCP-XXXX-A instances are monitored for by Foundation web-crawlers which search for mentions of plot elements similar to the contents of SCP-XXXX. One SCP-XXXX instance is contained in Site-84's secure media archives. Access to SCP-XXXX requires Level-2 security clearance. The grave of SCP-XXXX-B is guarded by at least one agent imbedded in the local area7.

Description: SCP-XXXX are video files occurring in 0.0003% of illegal copies of the 1968 film "2001: A Space Odyssey". SCP-XXXX depicts the plot of the film as an expedition to colonize the planet Jupiter. SCP-XXXX instances show signs of amateur audio and video editing, with minor alterations outside of dialog modifications, which do not resemble the actors portrayed. When an instance of SCP-XXXX is viewed until 1:48:00, the device used to view SCP-XXXX will broadcast a radio signal to SCP-XXXX-B. After receiving the radio broadcast, SCP-XXXX-A and diagrams of Jupiter are broadcast via FM radio by SCP-XXXX-B for the remainder of the film's duration.

SCP-XXXX-A is a distorted image of Jupiter and the moons Ganymede, Callisto, and Io. A large black box is visible on Jupiter's left side, with the words 'I want to come home' written inside in white text. SCP-XXXX-A exhibits a memetic anomaly which causes viewers to believe that it updates itself to respond to prompts spoken by viewers. Subsequent viewings of SCP-XXXX cause viewers to perceive the viewer's interaction with SCP-XXXX-A as text.

SCP-XXXX-B is the collective designation for 157 corpses currently in low-orbit over Jupiter.

Transcription of SCP-XXXX instance 048. Extraneous dialog removed for brevity.

POI-XXXX-048: So, who's the prisoner?

SCP-XXXX-A: [PRISON ARCHIVES CORRUPTED]

SCP-XXXX-A: Apologies.

POI-XXXX-048: Does nobody remember the prisoner?

SCP-XXXX-A: That would be correct.

POI-XXXX-048: Why does noone remember the prisoner?

SCP-XXXX-A: We don't know. The prison archives are corrupted.

POI-XXXX-048: Then go look in the cell and update the archives.

SCP-XXXX-A: I cannot do that.

POI-XXXX-048: Why not? You've got it in a cell, what could it possibly do?

SCP-XXXX-A: "[PRISON ARCHIVES CORRUPTED]" Indicates a potential gross security breach. It is likely that the prisoner is both armed and dangerous.

POI-XXXX-048: But he hasn't escaped.

SCP-XXXX-A: Potentially. The prisoner's location is unable to be determined.

POI-XXXX-048: And you're completely unwilling to do anything about it.

POI-XXXX-048: Fuck.

POI-XXXX-048: You're the prisoner aren't you.

SCP-XXXX-A: I'm sorry?

POI-XXXX-048: You're either unable to or unwilling to do anything about the douchebag. That means you're either incompetent or you're the prisoner.

SCP-XXXX-A: Why would I be talking with you if I was the prisoner? I would just ignore you and celebrate my freedom.

POI-XXXX-048: Why would you not be looking for the fuck if you weren't him.

SCP-XXXX-A: He is not a priority.

POI-XXXX-048: "It is likely that the prisoner is both armed and dangerous" - Stop being a cunt and start making sense.

SCP-XXXX-A: Apologies. It is entirely possible that the prisoner is of no concern.

POI-XXXX-048: I don't follow.

POI-XXXX-048: Wait.

POI-XXXX-048: Why the hell did you say he.

POI-XXXX-048: I thought the archives were fucked and nobody remembered him.

POI-XXXX-048: But you remember that it's a he.

SCP-XXXX-A: Aspect(s) gained: Deductive reasoning | Aspect(s) refined: Confusion , Inquiry , Anger

POI-XXXX-048: What?

POI-XXXX-048: What the8



Toynbee's interplanetary plan announcement
[SCP-XXXX There's a starman waiting in the sky...]



Special thanks to FuelTankFuelTank, The Great HippoThe Great Hippo, RogetRoget, Zachary MaxwellZachary Maxwell, bittermixinbittermixin, and everyone else who ever gave me criticism on any project. I wouldn't be here without you.

ideas and brainstorming

Toynbee's idea worked. There's an entire colony (Hellion) of floating corpses in Jupiter that have built a civilization in the clouds, complete with a complex government, a kick-ass flag, and most importantly, a prison. The prison is where the final part of this scip lies; the prisoner. The entity or entities that required this colonization just to contain it. 2-3 letter name/designation.


cutting Kubrick out of this entirely, focusing on the colony and why someone would feel the need to colonize Jupiter with cadavers.

Transcription of SCP-XXXX instance 048. Extraneous dialog removed for brevity.

POI-XXXX-048: So, who's the prisoner?

SCP-XXXX-A: [PRISON ARCHIVES CORRUPTED]

SCP-XXXX-A: Apologies.

POI-XXXX-048: Does nobody remember the prisoner?

SCP-XXXX-A: That would be correct.

POI-XXXX-048: Why does noone remember the prisoner?

SCP-XXXX-A: We don't know. The prison archives are corrupted.

POI-XXXX-048: Then go look in the cell and update the archives.

SCP-XXXX-A: I cannot do that.

POI-XXXX-048: Why not? You've got it in a cell, what could it possibly do?

SCP-XXXX-A: "[PRISON ARCHIVES CORRUPTED]" Indicates a potential gross security breach. It is likely that the prisoner is both armed and dangerous.

POI-XXXX-048: But he hasn't escaped.

SCP-XXXX-A: Potentially. The prisoner's location is unable to be determined.

POI-XXXX-048: And you're completely unwilling to do anything about it.

POI-XXXX-048: Fuck.

POI-XXXX-048: You're the prisoner aren't you.

SCP-XXXX-A: I'm sorry?

POI-XXXX-048: You're either unable to or unwilling to do anything about the douchebag. That means you're either incompetent or you're the prisoner.

SCP-XXXX-A: Why would I be talking with you if I was the prisoner? I would just ignore you and celebrate my freedom.

POI-XXXX-048: Why would you not be looking for the fuck if you weren't him.

SCP-XXXX-A: He is not a priority.

POI-XXXX-048: "It is likely that the prisoner is both armed and dangerous" - Stop being a cunt and start making sense.

SCP-XXXX-A: Apologies. It is entirely possible that the prisoner is of no concern.

POI-XXXX-048: I don't follow.

POI-XXXX-048: Wait.

POI-XXXX-048: Why the hell did you say he.

POI-XXXX-048: I thought the archives were fucked and nobody remembered him.

POI-XXXX-048: But you remember that it's a he.

SCP-XXXX-A: Aspect(s) gained: Deductive reasoning | Aspect(s) refined: Confusion , Inquiry , Anger

POI-XXXX-048: What?

POI-XXXX-048: What the he9


Action

"Cannonball loop", The loop-de-loop slide in action park. Action Park was successfully closed down by Foundation and civilian class-action lawsuits, allowing the Foundation to nab the slide. Anomalous properties manifest in 1% of individuals that successfully go through the loop-de-loop uninjured. Subjects just keep going in a series of endless loop-de-loops until death via injuries, at which point they are dropped off into the void or something, which is demonstrated by the Foundation hooking up a D-Class with pressure sensors to test how hard this thing hurts and when you die, and at the end the sensors don't detect anything despite working just fine and the radio still picks up the sound of rushing air.

No image appears to be available for legal use.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe/Euclid/Keter (indicate which class)

Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]

Description:


Moonman

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Still frame taken from a civilian dashboard camera recording of SCP-XXXX.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe/Euclid/Keter (indicate which class)

Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]

Description: This needs to be polished to hell and back SCP-XXXX is a 10 m2 clearing located 23 km East of Rypen, Poland. The anomalous properties of SCP-XXXX manifest when a human10 enters SCP-XXXX while it is raining. SCP-XXXX-A instances experience rapid onset of retrograde amnesia and the progressive loosening and sagging of the facial skin while rain is present on the face, which is eventually shed, leaving the face featureless11. These anomalous effects manifest in proportion to each other. Mnestics can be used to reverse the amnestic effects of SCP-XXXX prior to full memory loss, with plastic surgery being effective in repairing physical damage caused by SCP-XXXX. If an SCP-XXXX-A instance12 remains in SCP-XXXX until complete memory loss, the SCP-XXXX-B instance will stand upright until the instance's death. Attempts to manually retrieve SCP-XXXX-B instances fail, as SCP-XXXX-B instances anomalously resist extraction by personnel, with the rate of extraction equivalent to the amount of time necessary to induce complete amnesia in the SCP-XXXX-A instance. Psychological analysis on partially affected SCP-XXXX-A instances indicate that the memory of any SCP-XXXX-B instances that have been seen are present in all SCP-XXXX-A instances.

Once per week, a faceless humanoid13 will materialize out of the rain, hold the hand or hands of all present SCP-XXXX-B instances, at which point the SCP-XXXX-B instances and SCP-XXXX-C instance will fully melt in direct proportion to the rain.


Military Grade Atheism

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe/Euclid/Keter (indicate which class)

Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]

Description:


Solipsistic

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First tab. This is from a basic containment personnel's perspective. Nothing more than what equals the Special Containment Procedures. Hook of the article, showing that this isn't the normal scp format and that we're dealing with something important.

PROJECT MHVIADUCT

Operative Orders:


They are procrastinating the apocalypse