Monocle Minotaur

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in 4 separate secure lockers at minimum 2 kilometers away from any form of human settlement and 100 kilometers away from each other. Any staff member who identifies themselves as female, homosexual or bisexual must never enter the 2 kilometer perimeter formed by SCP staff. Under no circumstances are any mirrors, personal or otherwise, are to be brought within the 2 Kilometer perimeter. SCP-XXXX’s perimeter is to be maintained 24 hours by personnel self identified as male, purely heterosexual and/or asexual. This perimeter is to be maintained with lethal force and any self identified female, homosexual and/or bisexual attempting to breach the perimeter is to be instantly terminated.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an antique set of sterling silver vanity supplies made by [DATA REDACTED] in [REDACTED]. The complete set contains:
1 Curling Iron approximately 17 cm in length
1 Nail file approximately 15 cm in length
2 Application Brushes of different lengths one 17 cm, one 15.
Each utensil weighs approximately 500 grams and is approximately 3 cm in diameter. The entire set is inscribed with similar floral designs of various sizes and shapes.

When placed within the vicinity of any human being(s) self identified as female or sexually attracted to males of the Homo Sapiens species the SCP has the compulsory effect of forcing the subjects (Henceforward referred to as SCP-XXXXc) to instinctually gather all four utensils and complete the set. Any attempt to stop members of SCP-XXXXc is always met with lethal resistance resulting in the death of one or all parties involved. Any attempt to hide or disguise the location of SCP-XXXX is futile as whatever force controls the SCP-XXXXcs will guide them to the vanity set no matter where it is hidden.

Once all four utensils are assembled, each member of SCP-XXXXc seeks out the nearest mirror and spends the next 5 to 25 minuets “Putting on airs” and “gussying up” by using the tools provided SCP-XXXX. If there is ever interaction between members of SCP-XXXXc it is short, nonviolent, and silent. It is unknown if communication between members of SCP-XXXXc is telepathic or empathetic, as any attempt of communication between
SCP-XXXXc and any other organism is impossible.

After each member of SCP-XXXXc applies “her” cosmetics a rapid change occurs over the next 5 to 7 seconds resulting in a anthropomorphic creature composed of both Homo Sapiens and Puma Concolor features. The new bodies of SCP-XXXXc have the fur, ears, teeth, eyes and tail of Puma Concolor but otherwise maintain the cognitive functions and remaining organs of Homo Sapiens. This new “pride” of SCPs then spends the next 24 hours hunting the nearest males of Homo Sapiens luring them in with unique pheromones and then removing the victims throat and devouring the corpse. After the 24 hours are over, the members of SCP-XXXXc promptly drop dead and revert to their original form. The cause of death is unknown as all intact corpses have never shown any form of damage accumulated after the application of SCP-XXXX with all previous damage prior to application intact.

SCP-XXXX was discovered in [DATA REDACTED], USA surrounded by the corpses of the entire cast of American Sitcom [REDACTED]. A Class 3 Amnesiac was required with the Media Team to do a Class A cover up.