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Item #: SCP-9433-J
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9433-J is to be kept from all electronic devices that can connect to the internet, record video, or open any file types that can display terrible literature about humanoid animals having intercourse. SCP-9433-J is to be kept away from any personnel that are in a displeased or otherwise unhappy state, at risk of SCP-9433-J preforming an act of "Cuddles Rawr XD" on said personnel.
Description: SCP-9433-J takes many forms, which range from humanoid variants of seemingly every animal on the current planet, up to imaginary species that were most likely thought up by young children between the ages of 11-16. SCP-9433-J also has been seen disguised as normal human beings, though their actions match those of the aforementioned iterations of SCP-9433-J.
Instances of SCP-9433-J are known to enact in copious amounts of intercourse with each other, usually in large piles, while either moaning, barking, whining, or even crying. This is notably called "Yiff" among instances of SCP-9433-J. Other notable actions of SCP-9433-J are creating art of themselves in erotic fashion, cuddling one another in an intimate fashion, running through public places like parks, shopping centers, and road ways, roleplaying on online forums, and attempting/succeeding in mating with animals, usually house pets like dogs or cats.
SCP-9433-J is supposedly known to, by users of online forums who have experienced the anomalous properties of SCP-9433-J, cause cancer, autism, and or brain damage. This has yet to be proven, but most personnel decide to avoid contact with instances of SCP-9433-J in fear of the actions that are described.
SCP-9433-J is impossible to track to one source, and as such has been classified Keter. Under circumstanced of being unable to muster the courage to test the hypothesis of the anomalous properties brought on by SCP-9433-J, it was unanimously voted to be labeled Keter with no questions asked.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
An image captured of an Ursa instance of SCP-XXXX in █████ Maine on ██/██/2009
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: Instances of SCP-XXXX are to be kept on Site-104, contained in close proximity to one another, away from all unprotected personnel living biological matter. Any instances of SCP-XXXX found deceased are to be properly cremated, and all forms of bodily fluid found is to be included in this cremation. All staff who are to handle instances of SCP-XXXX are to wear full body protection, including any clothing capable of deflecting liquid content. Use of as little force as possible is advised in the handling of instances of SCP-XXXX.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a collection of feral animals, which come from no distinct origin, other than the shared traits of being of the class Mammalia. All instances of SCP-XXXX are of a neon orange pigmentation to their coats. This is one telltale sign of an animal being an instance of SCP-XXXX, the other lies in its bodily fluids.
Instances of SCP-XXXX contain a necrotoxin in their bodily fluids, the strongest concentration of this toxin is in the blood of SCP-XXXX, though notably all fluids (Saliva, Bile, Mucus, Urine, Ect.) are laced with this toxin. This toxin is highly acidic in the contact of living biological matter, excluding other instances of SCP-XXXX. It is to be kept out of contact with skin of any living being (see Addendum XXXX-2). The toxin itself is incomparable to any known toxins, as its fast acting effects are over one hundred (100) times faster acting than that of a Bitis arietans (Puff Adder). All traces of the toxin produced by SCP-XXXX are highly active even weeks after losing contact with SCP-XXXX. The only way to deactivate the toxin's effects are through means of mixing with non-biological acids, through means of cremation, or through means of freezing (though this method only works temporarily).
The orange pigment is of unknown DNA structure, hair samples from SCP-XXXX all show identical patterns. Cells of SCP-XXXX are the same as basic animal cells, with no distinct differences to the breeds suspected that they mimic.
Cross testing of blood samples between instances of SCP-XXXX show 100% compatibility between all breeds. They all also have no sense of predatory action towards one another, causing differing species to coexist without eating for indefinite periods of time. Instances of SCP-XXXX have no need for sustenance, and feed is optional for their life cycles. They are prone to death just the same, as they can sustain life threatening injury, and the go through the process of aging. In the time of containment, seventy eight (78) instances of SCP-XXXX have died, either from biological testing, or of natural causes.
It is suspected that SCP-XXXX can reproduce, as recounts of its containment show more instances each time, those with fewer instances of a specific breed are mostly unchanged. Though no instances have shown specific use of reproductive organs. Otherwise, it is speculated that instances of SCP-XXXX have the capability of appearing at random. As no two instances are ever naturally found close enough to each other to warrant the idea of an existing source.
Addendum XXXX-1:
The first intact instance of SCP-XXXX was found in ██████ Pet Shop in ████ Germany. The owner, █████ Darlet had found SCP-XXXX in the woods near his home. He was brought in for interview after a thorough search of the area he informed the Foundation of concluded unsuccessful for more instances.
An image of the captured instance of SCP-XXXX in ██████ Pet Shop
[BEGIN TRANSMISSION]
Agent Rachel: "So, Mr.Darlet. Can you please explain how you came about this rabbit for me again?"
█████ Darlet: "I found him in the woods near my house. I go out there for a walk every few days, and he was sitting in the woods, failing to blend in with a tree."
Agent Rachel: "Was it doing anything special? Had it come towards you or attacked you?"
█████ Darlet: "Nothing special. He was acting like a rabbit. He sat there, I calmly approached, and picked him up. He was nice enough, so I took him home, fed him, and put him in a spare cage to bring to the shop the next day.
Agent Rachel: "Did you notice any marks indicating struggle on it? A cut, or a bite?"
█████ Darlet: "No? Why would I take the thing if I thought it was dying? I know how animals work, I find a wounded animal, I will find its predator, and I don't want to get between an animal and its food. Not my job."
Agent Rachel: "Did any damage come to it in the time you had it?"
█████ Darlet: "No, it was in a cage from that point onward. I only had the little guy for a few weeks. I only just recently named him. Jariko. Cute thing."
Agent Rachel: "Okay. Thank you for your time."
[END TRANSMISSION]
Addendum XXXX-2: The report of a sighting of an instance of SCP-XXXX in ██████, Arkansas on ██/██/20██. Led by a team in Mobile Task Force Beta-7. The audio was captured by a recording transmitter on the person of Srg. ██████, who was assisted by Containment Specialist A. ████. Specialist A. ████ was found, along side a pile of rotten meat that was once that of a small cat, and a deceased instance of SCP-XXXX. Specialist A. ████ was in advanced stages of decay, a bullet found in the skull of the Specialist, later revealed to be an act of mercy from Srg. ██████.
[BEGIN TRANSMISSION]
Containment Specialist A. ████: "I see the target. I think this one is a dog or something.
Sargent ██████: "Alright, get close to it, and get that tie around its neck, I will muzzle the thing.
Specialist A. ████: "Understood."
*Footsteps of the men approaching can be heard though the rustle of leaves.*
Specialist A. ████: "Its eating something? I don't think its safe to advance like this. It will stand its ground and attack if we get too close.
Srg. ██████: "If we don't capture it now, it will just escape, and kill more of the wildlife, or worse yet some other sad bastard who accidentally walked into its territory.
*There is silence, followed by a grunt and a continuation of footsteps.*
*A muffled growl and wet sloshing is heard from SCP-XXXX.*
Srg. ██████: "Move in quickly. Be cautious, and only retaliate. Don't start the conflict."
*Quick footsteps are audible, followed by a loud harsh barking. The sound of a loud shout and a thud are heavy as footsteps are heard approaching the scene.*
Srg. ██████: "Shit! A█████, shoot the damn thing before it gets through your-"
*The sound of the recording device tumbling to the ground is audible, muffling 3 seconds of audio, though shouts and a gunshot can be heard*
*The sound of screaming is audible, followed by two more gunshots.*
Specialist A. ████: "Sargent! M-My leg! What the hell! My leg is burning!"
Srg. ██████: "Damnit, there is no time to amputate A█████. I don't think you're going to make it…"
Specialist A. ████: "Like hell! I want you to drag me back now! I am not going down over a fucking dog bite!"
*There is a silence, the only sounds being the sounds of moans and cries from Specialist A. ████.*
Srg. ██████: "I can't save you. I am sorry."
[END TRANSMISSION]
Image sources:
http://www.forestryforum.com/gallery/albums/userpics/13635/Bear1.jpg
http://www.indianahrs.org/ihrs/RabbitPhotos/2836_ca14b951-f212-4709-bee8-e9833a14aaee.png
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: All four instances of SCP-XXXX are currently kept in a storage container on Site-64. Unless testing is underway, it is mandatory that all instances are covered and view of their mirrored surfaces is obscured.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a collection of four mirrors, labeled to be produced by the Zadro Inc. mirror company. Each instance of SCP-XXXX is to be labled SCP-XXXX-1 - 4.
Anomalous properties of SCP-XXXX manifest when viewed. The reflections of individuals who view SCP-XXXX are depicted as persons other than that of who is viewing SCP-XXXX, whilst still maintaining a reflected setting of the room. These persons are fully articulate, and capable of speech. All instances of SCP-XXXX show different persons in place of the viewers reflection (View Review page for more information). Bystanders cannot see the anomalous properties of SCP-XXXX while it is in use, and will usually view those looking at SCP-XXXX as viewing and speaking to their own reflection, though the use of blood siblings or at least one animal has proven to give different results. (View Addendum XXXX-a).
Persons depicted from instances of SCP-XXXX have (Unless previously affiliated) no knowledge of the Foundation or its location. They will all quote to be viewing each persons through their own unrelated mirrors. All persons will describe their geographical location to places that either do not exist, or do not accurately portray their current location.
To date, all persons viewable through SCP-XXXX have not changed for those who initially viewed them, and show memory of past conversations between their respective individuals.
Review of Instances:
SCP-XXXX-1 as shown on Zadro Inc website.
SCP-XXXX-1
Description: A Z’Fogless™ Fog Free Suction Cup Mirror 2X from Zadro Inc. in perfect condition. With little to no noticeable damage.
Observation: When used by personnel, it was shown to depict individuals of no relevance at random to the persons testing.
Notes: There seems to be a theme of multi-culture among personnel. All Caucasian personnel often viewed African or African American descriptions of persons. This role was often reversed for personnel of African American, Asian, or other origin.
SCP-XXXX-2 as shown on Zadro Inc website.
SCP-XXXX-2
Description: A Z'Fogless™ Water Mirror from Zadro Inc. with the same quality of SCP-XXXX-1
Observation: When used by personnel, it was shown to depict individuals who have either befriended or worked with the persons testing at some point in their life, with full knowledge of their relationship prior to viewing of SCP-XXXX.
SCP-XXXX-3 as shown on Zadro Inc website.
SCP-XXXX-3
Description: A Large Teardrop Hand Held Mirror 1X - Black from Zadro Inc. with the same quality to SCP-XXXX-1
Observation: When used by personnel, it as shown to depict individuals of notable fame and fortune through out any stage of their life.
Notes: Correlation between the knowledge of said individuals prior to testing was inconclusive. It was completely random who showed up. Sometimes they knew who the person was without asking, but not always. They also seem to have possibility of being famous in all seven continents.
SCP-XXXX-4 outside of collection point on ██/██/██
SCP-XXXX-4
Description: A tall antique wall mirror with notable wear and tear on the outer lining of its frame. Noticeable scratches and markings on its back panel.
Observation: When used by personnel, it was shown to depict individuals of an obvious ailment.
Notes: This ranges quite literally from a scar on their face, to missing limbs, to near death car crash victim. There is no correlation between if the personnel know them or not and their ailment.
Addendum XXXX-a: A collection of test results were described here. The lessened use of D-Class was set after Safe status was cemented, and testing since has deemed unhelpful to uncovering the origin of SCP-XXXX.
| Personnel | SCP-XXXX-1 Description | SCP-XXXX-2 Description | SCP-XXXX-3 Description | SCP-XXXX-4 Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| D-9131 | An elderly Hispanic female, said to be in her 60's. The subject said she would not give a distinct answer. | An ex-girlfriend from D-9131's highschool years. He said she didn't remember his name. Most likely out of some sort of petty anger(?) | A young Richard Pryor. | A middle aged African American male with several bullet wounds in his chest. |
| D-8122 | A middle aged Caucasian male, said to be 40 years in age. | D-8119, a supposed friend of D-8122 inside of containment. Currently deceased after accidental spread of anomalous effects of SCP-3060 had infected him. | A middle aged Amitabh Bachchan. | An elderly female, said to be 77 years in age. She was covered in several bruises, and was noted to have a lack of function in her left arm. |
| Dr.Marshall | An Arabic male, said to be 800 years in age. Dr.Marshall had no comment on the origin of the male, saying that he is most likely to be a fake. He refused to speak any longer than required with SCP-XXXX-1. | [REDACTED]1 | A young Chad Hurley. | A male of undistinguishable race, said to be 35 years in age. Covered completely by red charred marks, most likely from a fire. |
| Dr.Ingram | A young German female, said to be 16. She had a slight stutter. | Dr.███, a since expired foundation member who worked in the same department as Dr.Ingram. | A current day Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr.2 | An elderly Caucasian male, dressed in veteran's clothing, with notable amputation to his right arm up to the elbow. |
| Dr.Foul | A middle aged Cherokee male, said to be 31 years in age. | A school psychologist from Dr.Foul's middle school years. Said to have full memory of Foul's records, and perfect knowledge of his, at the time, school time bullies. | An aged Fryderyck Chopin. | A Caucasian male, said to be 30 years in age. Dr.Foul described his condition to being, and I quote "Just close enough to death to look like a corpse if it wasn't talking to me". He would not elaborate more. |
| Researcher Jacobi Ashford | A white male of unknown age. Said to wear a bandanna and grey hoodie. Conversation was brief before SCP-XXXX-1 ceased responding to questions. | An ex-fiance of Mr.Ashford. He notably recounted having to put her on Class-C amnestics to remove their time together from her memory before permanently entering the Foundation staff. | A middle aged Iva Davies. | A native Aborigine male, said to be 45 years old. Mr.Ashford informed he had saw no signs of injury until he had turned around, showing several puncture wounds lining his back, in accordance to what seemed to be a fall onto jagged rocks from some form of hillside. |
| Jr. Researchers Lisa Kellis & Researcher Randal Marcus | No anomalous properties. | No anomalous properties. | No anomalous properties. | No anomalous properties. |
| Dr. Devon Yurelis & Researcher Theresa Yurelis | A young African brother and sister, said to be 15 and 11 years in age respectively. | Former friends of Devon Yurelis, and minor acquaintances of Theresa Yurelis, two brothers known to them as ██████ and Sanchez Romeo. Currently deceased after suspected foul3 play. | A modern Parker and Christopher Posey. | A young brother and sister, said to be 16 and 14 respectively. Both were covered in cuts and burns, said to be inflicted by their single mother. They are both heavily malnourished, and have advanced stages of gingivitis. |
| Dr.Foul | A middle aged Cherokee male, wearing a 'traditional' head garb and leather vesting. Though this attire has no direct coloration to any modern or historical Cherokee festivals.4 | The school psychologist from Dr.Foul's middle school years, this time dressed in a green polo shirt, asking to continue their sessions, to which Dr.Foul promptly broke into tears. He would not comment why. | An aged Fryderyck Chopin. Notably in a different outfit. | Mr.Foul refused to speak to SCP-XXXX-4 after the first encounter. |
| D-8411 & Canine (Duke) | A young Asian male, said to be 10 years in age, accompanied by a pigeon. | An old coworker of D-8411, from ████ Manufacturing. Apparently died in a bombing, which D-8411 was later convicted of causing. Accompanied by another canine which Duke seemed to react to. | Antoine Galland in modern clothing, accompanied by a canine supposed to D-8411 to be Beethoven, the St. Bernard from 1992 film Beethoven. | A blind middle aged man, said to be 38 years in age, accompanied by a retired police canine, still in uniform, missing its hind legs. |
| Dr.Bright | An African America female, said to be 52 years in age. | Another Jack Bright. Apparently more calm and level headed. Later determined to be an early Jack Bright before the effects of SCP-963. | A middle aged David Hasselhoff. | A young child, said to be 14 years in age. Missing four fingers on his right hand, and the entirety of his right leg. Said to be from a car crash. |
Addendum XXXX-b: A transcript of the conversation Dr.Ingram had with SCP-XXXX-4.
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-4
Interviewer: Dr.Ingram
Foreword: This is based on what was written by Dr.Ingram, as no recording device could capture the audio or visuals of the anomalous effects of SCP-XXXX.
<Begin Log, 14:10>
Dr.Ingram: Hello, I am Dr.Ingram.
SCP-XXXX-4: Hey there little miss. This is odd.
Dr.Ingram: Indeed it is. I was hoping to ask you some questions.
SCP-XXXX-4: Oh? A vet like me doesn't get questions often. I am glad to see the younger generations still find interest in the us. Sure, ask whatever you'd like.
Dr.Ingram: First, I would like to ask your name, age, and current residence.
SCP-XXXX-4: Oh? I am ██████ Stanley. God, I am as old as dirt. I live with my niece, she is kind enough to let me stay here with her after all these years.
Dr.Ingram: Can you be more specific? What is your address? Do you know?
SCP-XXXX-4: I am old, but not senile. I live on 1493 Rudebart Road5. Why? Does the mirror lady want to visit, in her big long lab coat.
Dr.Ingram: No, that is fine. Do you know who I am? Or anything about the place I am?
SCP-XXXX-4: No? Not really. You are Dr.Ingram. And you work at.
*SCP-XXXX-4 Squints at me Dr.Ingram.*
SCP-XXXX-4: A place called SCP?
Dr.Ingram: Ah, the badge I wear helps doesn't it. Yes. I work at the SCP Foundation. Do you know the means which we are communicating?
SCP-XXXX-4: You kind of just appeared in my bedroom mirror. And I didn't know why. Then you talked to me and started writing stuff down.
Dr.Ingram: Hm. I think that is all I need to ask you. Thank you for your time.
SCP-XXXX-4: My pleasure Ms.Ingram. Have a good evening.<End Log, 14:38>
Closing Statement: SCP-XXXX-4 in this case has no knowledge of anything about the Foundation. This proves accurate to the initial results given by the D-Class personnel first assigned to this. He also mentioned us appearing in his bedroom mirror, note, the room used to conduct tests has no furniture of any kind. Which shows a dissociation of the instance's memories and the appearance of the actual room we view them in. This is a very interesting detail.
Addendum XXXX-c: A transcript of the conversation Researcher Jacobi Ashford had with SCP-XXXX-1
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-1
Interviewer: Researcher Jacobi Ashford
Foreword: This is based on what was written by Researcher Jacobi Ashford, as no recording device could capture the audio or visuals of the anomalous effects of SCP-XXXX.
<Begin Log, 18:12>
Researcher Jacobi Ashford: Hello? I am Jacobi Ashford.
SCP-XXXX-1: Mhm.
Ashford: Is it alright if I ask you a few questions?
SCP-XXXX-1: That depends. What do you want to know about me for?
Ashford: This is for research purposes. We need to know about you to understand the properties of our form of communication.
SCP-XXXX-1: Why do you need to know about me to learn about some janky mirror?
Ashford: So you can confirm you're looking into a mirror? Where are you at?
SCP-XXXX-1: Nope. [EXPLETIVE] this. I don't answer questions from random ass people in mirrors.
<End Log, 18:20>
Closing Statement: At this point, SCP-XXXX-1 was unresponsive to any and all questions. Halting research through this instance for the time being.
Image sources:
http://www.mrbeasleys.com/store/cart.php?c=14&m=product_list
http://zadroinc.com/large-teardrop-hand-held-mirror-1x-black/
http://zadroinc.com/zfogless-water-mirror/
http://zadroinc.com/zfogless-fog-free-suction-cup-mirror-2x/
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-A must be kept secured and monitored by rotating guards between 12 hour intervals. No personnel are cleared to enter SCP-XXXX-A under Level-3 clearance. SCP-XXXX-1 is held as grounds of Site-52 in St. Augustine, Florida.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a collection of concrete bound potted ferns, labeled as SCP-XXXX-1 - 8, found on the upper level of ██████████ Outlet Mall in St. Augustine, Florida. ██████████ Outlet Mall is to be considered SCP-XXXX-A.
Each potted plant measures in approximately
