So many drafts my house is getting cold.

Get it? Drafts?
Yes, my jokes are bad. Yes, my SCPs are probably ahead of their time.
Yes, I include way too much long-winded explanation in my forum posts, but I haven't yet exceeded the word limit so it must be fine.
This is where my SCP drafts come to die and have their guts poked around by me to "improve" them.

Those footnotes you see are from The Lampsmith, the former SCP-3709. I can’t figure out how to make them stay in their tab, so they’re just there now. Just ignore them, and we’ll make it through this together.