The funny gentleman with a bowler hat

Item #: SCP-2603

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:, SCP-2603 is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment cell within Bio-Research Area-10, completely furnished at its request. SCP-2603 is to be provided with desired food and items, as long as it is cooperant with the personnel. The chamber is to be guarded by supervisory personnel at all times. The personnnel members aren't allowed to make SCP-2603 angry or harm it in any way. As per request, SCP-1516 has been allowed to possess a TV with a built-in DVD player, and DVDs with comedy and art movies at discretion.

Description: SCP-2603 is an apparent human male of Caucasian descent, standing at 176 cm tall and 82 kg in weight. It appears in its late fourties but its real age can't be estimated, it doesn't even know how old it is. It has brown short hair and black eyes, Its style of clothing reminds of the comedian actor Charlie Chaplin's style, always impeccable and old fashioned, composed from a bowler hat, a single-breasted black suit, a white shirt with a wing collar, and a black tie, along with the famous moustache. It appears to be a normal human being in good health, without anything abnormal physically.

It speaks english with a british accent and another still unknown language. It stated that he can't remember from where it learned the unknown language and all researches to find out its origins failed so far. Its demeanor is very polite, gentleman-like and friendly. It is extremely respectful towards the female personnel and likes to make any female feel respected and better in its company. Its manners are completely old fashioned and its seems very fond of children, making easy friends among the children SCPs. Its best child friend seems to be SCP-053, it being immune at the child female SCP's powers, meaning that SCP-053 can't affect SCP-2603 in any way. Also, it seems to be the only one able to calm down SCP-076 down, but only if they make eye contact for 15 seconds.

Besides these unusual abilities, its capable of manipulating any matter around it, even the dead and non-biological one, creating other things, but only if they're surreal and comedic enough for its tastes. For example, it was able to turn a wooden chain into living and winged wooden piggles or it made a rain of cotton candy to fall from the ceiling. It loves anything surreal and funny and it has great imagination to create such marvelous yet abnormal things. For children SCPs and female SCPs and personnnel it created once instances of living clowns able to perform surreal tricks. It used some old clothes to create the clown- instances. During an interview it said about itself that its able to turn any SCP into anything its desire, as long as it wants and the result is surreal enough.

But it also specified that it doesn't really want to change nobody's looks and personality, so it leaves them the same they're, as long as they don't try to hurt it or be mean with females and children in its presence. Its abilities and imagination seems to have no limits, but it still has 2 weaknesses, as the research personnel observed. The first weakness: If it doesn't make direct eye contact with the subject if its human/anumal or observe it for few seconds if the subject is non-biological, it can't use its abilities over it. The second one: if its very tired its imagination is affected so its powers are hightly reduced.

It can't turn the transformed subjects back at their pre-modification form so most of them were terminated due to them being possible dangerous or just annoying. If SCP-2603 is hurt, it will heal itself quickly by negating the existence of the wound but only if its well-rested and able to looks at its wound. Despite its extremely well-mannered and friendly behavior, it can become extremely dangerous if it is angered, and the only ways someone can anger it are to hurt him deliberately or hurt a female/child.

It will never hurt a female/child aggressor, but it will hurt any male aggressor, by turning them into monstruous beings or non- biological but still conscious items, as it did once with a male janitor who slapped a female researcher and before the Security staff could intervene, it turned the male janitor into a living but forever trapped Jack-in-the-box who slapped itself constantly. The Security staff had to isolate SCP-2603 and terminate the transformed subject, putting it out of its misery.

Later, the female researcher said thanks to the SCP-2603 and it smiled at her, manipulating a book to create singing and hugging sentient flowers for her. The female researcher was later dismissed from her job because she showed romantic feelings towards SCP-2603. It was never aware of her feelings yet it was very sad when it was announced that it will never be able to see her anymore, because she was

"sick and she needed rest".

As consequence, it turned its whole chamber into a wailing pink coccon and it stayed locked there for a while, nobody- except itself- being able to figure where the entrance was. The male personnel was forbidden to be mean with females or with it in its presence.

Recovery Log: Subject was recovered from a forest of

"giant dandellion butterflies, suger rivers and living easter-eggs like trees"

located in United Kingdom. It said to some amazed teen trippers whom he met that it appeared there into an aura of bright purple light and didn't liked how the forest looked like so it decided to change it. One of the trippers further announced the local autorities who, in turn, announced the Foundation. It was taken into custody and didn't showed any opposition.