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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a 12 meter by 10 meter room at Site-12. The room is to be furnished with a television, and copies of fine art (simply to keep the SCP entertained). SCP-XXXX should be allowed prerecorded television programs on request, any other type of item requested must be cleared with a security level 3 foundation agent before being given to SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX is only allowed to leave his room at designated times, and must be escorted by at least one security level 1 foundation agent, for designated times contact Agent Hanson. SCP-XXXX is to be kept out of reach of materials harder than what the site is made of, additionally SCP-XXXX is to be kept out of reach of corpses.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an iron mining cart from the California gold rush of 1848, he is approximately 1.2 meters tall, 1.2 meters long on his longest side, 0.6 meters long on his shortest side, and weighs approximately 298 kilograms. SCP-XXXX is rusted but not to a damaging extent, unusual since he is very old and has been active the entire time. SCP-XXXX harbors many anomalous abilities such as independent locomotion, sensing valuable minerals, ability to reveal the location of valuable minerals to others by using his cart lamp (the cart lamp referred to as SCP-XXXX-2), “book-speech” with his journal (referred to as SCP-XXXX-3) , the creation of pickaxes from any material, and the ability to create undead minions (referred to as SCP-XXXX-4).
Instances of SCP-XXXX-4 are to be kept in a separate holding area away from SCP-XXXX, and are being considered for use as possible test subjects. They are generally nonviolent and semi sentient. Instances of SCP-XXXX-4 have been known to speak and often sing mining songs. When they speak it is to have simple conversations with one another, request water, or request to see victims of [DATA EXPUNGED] and [DATA EXPUNGED]. Please note that we have studied them drinking water and the effects are unsettling, for more information please see Dr. Forgoer’s report.
SCP-XXXX-2 is attached to SCP-XXXX and attempts to remove it have proven unsuccessful as it causes great pain to SCP-XXXX. The Foundation is not too concerned as SCP-XXXX is not a threat and SCP-XXXX knows what the place is made of anyway, at least leaving it with SCP-XXXX ensures at least one trusted person, SCP-XXXX, is keeping it safe. For more information see Dr. Forgoer’s report on SCP-XXXX-2.
SCP-XXXX-3 is the journal of one Joshua Thompson, which is consistent with SCP-XXXX’s claims that the SCP is the person in question, that is kept inside SCP-XXXX at all times as it is his only means of communication aside from the mineral detection lamp. For more information on SCP-XXXX-3 please read Agent Hanson’s notes on SCP-XXXX-3.
Addendum XXXX-1: Dr. Forgoer’s Report on water consumption by instances of SCP-XXXX-4: One day a new agent who was guarding the holding cells of the instances of SCP-XXXX-4 asked me “Hey doc, why don’t we give those guys water?” Having not thought of this myself before, I decided to make an experiment of it, we would give one water, watch for effects and act accordingly. When we gave it water it just asked for more, the more we gave it the more it wanted and the more aggressively it demanded water. Eventually we just put it in a tank full of fresh water. It is now docile. Further requests for water are to be denied, they will not complain, just say no and they will comply, it’s for their good as much as our own.
Addendum XXXX-2: Agent Hanson’s notes on SCP-XXXX-3: Now before you go jumping to any stupid conclusions NO it does not work like the diary from Harry Potter, you speak to SCP-XXXX and words appear on the book pages in response to what you said. we have had too many instances of agents, new to dealing with SCP-XXXX, writing in the book and enraging SCP-XXXX, so many tables turned into mining picks, we can’t afford more tables, don’t write in the book!
Addendum XXXX-3: Interview log
Interviewd: SCP-XXXX
Interviewer: Dr. Forgoer
Forward: Please note that the room has a metal table and that it was there due to SCP-XXXX’s good behavior and SCP-XXXX was being monitored, there were no violations of containment procedures.
<Begin Log>
Dr. Forgoer: Hello XXXX how are we feeling today?
NOTE: SCP-XXXX is communicating by writing in its journal
SCP-XXXX: Bored.
Dr. Forgoer: Is it ok if I ask you a few questions?
SCP-XXXX: Yeah, it’s fine.
Dr. Forgoer: XXXX, how did you come to be like this?
SCP-XXXX: A couple of damn ingins cursed me, Reckon they didn’t like all the mining I was doing.
Dr. Forgoer: I see, and before this what were you?
SCP-XXXX: What kind of question is that!? I was a miner of course!
Dr. Forgoer: No, I mean were you human?
SCP-XXXX: Well of course! What else would I be!? A monkey!?
Dr. Forgoer: I see, so if you claim to be human, what is your name?
SCP-XXXX: Well aren’t you thick! It’s right there on the front of my journal, Joshua Thompson.
Dr. Forgoer: Oh, I see, so XXXX, what exactly did you do to deserve this curse of yours?
SCP-XXXX: I did nothing! Those ingins can’t prove anything! I ain’t a murdering thief!
NOTE: By this time SCP-XXXX started shaking violently, most likely in anger.
Dr. Forgoer: No one is saying you are.
SCP-XXXX: Then what are you saying?
Dr. Forgoer: You have a curse, we want to know what caused you to become cursed.
SCP-XXXX: I mined on “sacred” land, and I reckon the ingins didn’t appreciate it.
Dr. Forgoer: Ok, can you tell us if they did or used anything special, or maybe dangerous looking to curse you?
SCP-XXXX: Yeah, they had this bizarre critter, it was tall, stood like a man, walked like a man, but it was shaped weird and colorful. The ingins held me down while their monster turned me into this.
Dr. Forgoer: Hmm, well that will require further investigation. Now tell me, what did you do in those mines?
SCP-XXXX: I did what I always do, mine, but it got easyer once I resurrected those guys.
Dr. Forgoer: You mean SCP-XXXX-4?
SCP-XXXX: Uh…I think so. The other fellers called them zombies.
Dr. Forgoer: Yes those are SCP-XXXX-4.
SCP-XXXX: Eh, whatever, I don’t care what you call them. I would like it if you weren’t so boring about it, this place is so boring.
Dr. Forgoer: We try our best to make sure you’re not bored.
SCP-XXXX: Well I’m still bored, will you fellers just put me back where you found me?
Dr. Forgoer: I’m afraid we can’t.
SCP-XXXX: Why not?
<End Log>

Addendum XXXX-4: Dr. Forgoer’s report on SCP-XXXX-2: Some of you may be confused by the experience of SCP-XXXX’s lamp, now the way it works is that light shines onto a surface, and the surface turns translucent, the mineral SCP-XXXX wants to show you will be highlighted by whatever color SCP-XXXX chooses. It can project its lamp light in a 15 meter long cone that shines through solid matter and is about a meter across.