NF345

SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be placed on a pedestal approximately 3 feet off the ground and have 3 100-watt floodlights pointed at it at all times. The exact specifications of the chamber that SCP-XXXX does not matter, as there are no real dangers of moving SCP-XXXX.

Description: SCP-XXXX-1 refers to the A.I. system stored within a 2016 Sony Walkman. The Walkman has a crack running along the top with traces of blood and glue, which might either suggest that the creator who placed the A.I. into the Walkman may have either cut him/herself, or shadier forces may have been in effect.

The A.I is normally rather friendly, often giving encouragement Foundation personnel when they are feeling emotionally distressed. However, it somehow knows personal secrets that Personnel have never told anyone, and will try to help them if that secret is making them feel emotionally distresses-. It also appears to know everything about all Euclid and all Keter SCPs, and often offers advice on how to contain or kill some SCPs and often tries to break them out of containment, such as SCP-106 and SCP-682. The 0-5 Counsel has tried all suggestions that SCP-XXXX has offered, but all offers have led to either the loss of Personnel or failure. While some of the 0-5 Counsel have felt nervous and unsure about going along with SCP-XXXX's suggestions trying to aid all people on the planet and give away their deepest secrets, a strange mematic effect will force the 0-5 Counsel to unanimously do whatever suggestion made by SCP-XXXX. It is currently unknown how SCP-XXXX emits this mematic effect, and our scientists are researching the subject.