"Danny" The Living Skeleton
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Item #: SCP-XXXX-J

Object Class: Annoying


SCP-XXXX-J, in its containment cell

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-J is to be allowed outside site if he wants as he is completely safe and totally won't overthrow, and establish a dictatorial position in a small European country, is to be kept in a two (2) room standard human containment cell with various furnishings as permitted by site director. One permitted commodity is a computer which has been personalised by SCP-XXXX-J to be THE MOST BADASS GAMING SETUP OF THE GODDAMN CENTURY used for video-games, however, is only permitted internet access during a 2-hour period between 5:00 pm 7:00 pm under supervision, and with heavy restrictions[[Danny when we find out how, and who helped you edit this document its 3 months in the hole]][YOUR TEXT][[/footnote]]. Under permission, SCP-XXXX-J may wander Site ██ as he poses no real threat, only a "theoretical one" as it describes it itself calm down with the its. If danny manages to break security, whether physically or computer based using… PRO H@XX0R5 5k1llZ he is to be placed in a 5 (m) by 5 (m) containment cell without lighting, in addition to Justin Beibers "Baby" being played via wall mounted speakers. I'M SORRY FOR LAST TIME OK!!

Description: SCP-XXXX-J is a sapient, animate human (Homo sapiens) male skeleton, estimated age, 25. SCP-XXXX-J has unknown origins but was recovered by Agent █████ on 04/23/████, in ███████, Canada after reports of a skeleton on display at ███████ University missing, and an unknown figure roaming the facilities corridors at night. SCP-XXXX-J was purchased by Prof.█████ from an antique shop located in ████████ Ontario, Canada. SCP-XXXX-J identifies itself as "Danny"