OK now it's just safe
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Design on the label of SCP-3285.

Item #: SCP-3285

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3285 is stored in a standard high-value containment locker in Site 68, and can be obtained with the approval of the current project head. Testing on any subjects other than D-Class requires the approval of the Site Director.

Following Incident 3285/023, testing on any subjects who have worked as intellectual property attorneys is now forbidden.

Description: SCP-3285 is an orange plastic medicine bottle containing between five and twenty-five white pills (depending on how many have been used) labeled "creative comas"; the logo appears to be a slightly altered version of the Creative Commons foundation logo. One side of the label depicts the illustrated pictured above, and the reverse side contains the following text:

creative comas

ENTERTAINMENT DIVISION - Public Domain Protection Service1
CCC COMPLIANT - A-P INDIVIDUALS DO NOT USE UNLESS MANDATED

[this stuff needs to be rewritten - copyright central theme of dream. No harmful long-term effects to people not involved in copyright]

[no jack valenti - already used him once]

- Mark Twain's Stupidity

- King Lear the Author

- Lawrence the Preserver

- Arrogant Lawyer (last one/hook)

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