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WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FILE IS LEVEL 4/XXXX CLASSIFIED


ANY ATTEMPT TO ACCESS THIS FILE WITHOUT LEVEL 4/XXXX AUTHORIZATION WILL BE LOGGED AND WILL LEAD TO IMMEDIATE DISCIPLINARY ACTION.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: The Ethics Committee has authorized the installation of an indoor swimming pool and an LED television set within the containment center.

Personnel assigned to SCP-XXXX

Description: SCP-XXXX is the designation given to an extradimensional space encompassing the interior of the ███████ residence in San Diego, California, USA.

It is believed that the source of the anomaly originates from a cardboard conical party hat, which rests approximately 600 meters within the extradimensional space.

SCP-XXXX exerts an abnormally low Hume field

► access
▼ Identity Verified

Emmern: So why not instead send in D-Class?

Granburgh: We have! And you know what? It fucking knows. Somehow, in some way, it can tell the difference between a man who’s never broke a single law in his life, and someone so disposable that they’re not even worthy of celebrating. It thinks the scum on death row don’t deserve a party.

Addendum XXXX.2: Interview Log

► ACCESS SCP:/XXXX/interviews/052.log
▼ Identity Verified

Date: ██/██/████
Interviewed: Rachel Tatiana
Interviewer: Dr. Lang ███████

Foreword: Rachel Tatiana, a known associate of PoI-49938, was arrested for drug possession following the initial discovery of SCP-XXXX. Tatiana was retrieved by the Foundation for an interview under the pretense of granted amnesty.

Subject was administered a Class-C amnesthetic and released at the conclusion of the interview.

[BEGIN LOG]

Tatiana: I don’t think…

Lang: I assure you, this entire conversation is confidential.

Tatiana: I think he was trying to reach his own version of what nirvana is supposed to be like. He went through a phase in October where he did nothing but just try different drugs with his buddies. I don’t think it ever clicked with him though.

Lang: What kind of drugs?

Tatiana: MDMA, crack, cocaine, whatever he and his entourage could dig up. If it can make you feel happy, he’d do it. I wanted to discourage him from trying any of the addictive shit, but then when I saw it for myself, it’s almost like it didn’t even phase him.

I walked into his friend’s dorm one time while they were all tripping. They must’ve all snorted around fifty lines of coke that night, everyone out of their minds on euphoria, and there he was with his flour-stained nose, sitting in the corner just looking bored.

He never got addicted to anything, either. He missed his classes often, like you would expect any college frat boy to, but when he did show up, it’s like nothing happened. Not even a hangover. Meanwhile, his buddies are off vomiting the garbage they put into themselves. Guy’s a weirdo in an iron suit.

Anyway, I think it was around December when he stopped showing up for a week. I got concerned and called him up.

Says he found something better. It’s not just stimulating dopamine in your brain to make you woozy, it’s bending reality. Some shit like that.