- SCP-XXXX: Poetry Gnomes
- SCP-XXXX: Gamer Jesus
- SCP-XXXX: Worth Remembering and Avenging
- How To Write an AR Installation Guide
- Dr. Leo Holt's Proposal: Less than Infinity (Part 1)
- Dr. Leo Holt's Proposal: Less than Infinity (Part 2)
- Dr. Leo Holt's Proposal: Less than Infinity (Part 3)
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: All instances of SCP-XXXX are to be stored within standard containment lockers. Any and all Foundation personnel may request to be exposed to an instance of SCP-XXXX for personal reasons or otherwise.
Description: SCP-XXXX is the collective designation for three identical lawn gnomes. Physically, all instances of SCP-XXXX are identical to non-anomalous lawn gnomes.
SCP-XXXX's anomalous effects occur after a sapient subject has been within five meters of at least one SCP-XXXX instance for at least ten minutes. After the subject leaves the proximity of the SCP-XXXX instance, a single folded piece of paper will appear in a location related to the subject, typically their pocket, desk, or some other location the subject checks frequently. Written on the paper will be a single Shakespearean-style sonnet about the subject, describing them in a matter that the subject would find flattering.
SCP-XXXX instances show a certain level of omnipotence in regards to exposed subjects, and often incorporate certain specific details about subjects' lives in each poem. Each poem to date is unique, and there is currently no known limit to the amount of poems a single subject may receive if exposed to an SCP-XXXX instance repeatedly.
Subjects who read poems created by an SCP-XXXX instance will typically report feeling happier, more confident, and less stressed about personal problems. Whether this effect is anomalous or otherwise is inconclusive.
Below is a list of example poems gathered from experiments with SCP-XXXX instances.
Recipient: Researcher Harold Barnaby
So brilliant, majestic, Barnaby
His intellect can never quite be matched
So many men wish that they could be he
Adoring fans they cling, they are attached.His genius mind, his excellent report
Quite humble 'bout it all, he's quite the man
His only care is goodness, he adores
The idea of doing what he can.This modern hero, mythical and wise
Oh Doctor Harold Barnaby, it's true
There is no man with brain or heart your size
Not one person on Earth as great as you.Though some things were embellished several ways
You honestly deserve to hear some praise.
Recipient: Francis Paloma, Site-22 Janitor
When poppa comes on home, everyone
Will squeal with glee their daddy's finally here
Three growing girls, one tiny baby son
And certainly his loving wife will cheer.In tiredness, good poppa still does play
With dolls and cars and other fancy toys
He always makes good time for every day
If forced to choose, family is his choice.Now fifteen years a happy married man
His wife is luckier than she will know
He cries knowing no moment sweeter than
The day they married, seems not long ago.Though dangerous your job may seem to be
You'll always have your loving family.
Recipient: D-39985
There ain't no walls that keep this fire down!
There ain't no ceiling stifling her fight!
There ain't no nails sticking her to the ground!
There ain't no way she'll never see the light!A warrior, a true and righteous lass!
Her blood boils over, anxious to be free!
Her kicks are strong, and she will kick your ass!
The time will come when she'll rule SCP!To be the best? She's already got that.
To challenge her would be the plight of fools.
Ain't no one better than this coolest cat!
Patricia reigns! Patricia Walters rules!Don't give up hope, just keep your fight alive
Cooperate for now and you'll survive.Note: Despite the message endorsing D-39985 to forcefully break free of her confinement, she has since been significantly more cooperative and docile compared to before exposure to the instance of SCP-XXXX.
Addendum: During an experiment regarding repeated exposure to SCP-XXXX instances, the following note manifested in place of the standard Shakespearean sonnet.
Recipient: Researcher Leo Holt
Please don't die tonight.
We know that this is breaking character, but we couldn't just hold this in.
You've been looking for a sign for what to do.
Consider this your sign.
After reading the note, Researcher Holt immediately left the Site-22 premises and did not return for the day. He returned the day after.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Foundation AIC "Shepherd" is to be assigned the sole task of reconnaissance of SCP-XXXX. Shepherd.AIC is to be integrated into affected servers of multiplayer team-based online games frequented by SCP-XXXX whenever possible. Foundation rootkits are to be placed in said servers to allow Shepherd.AIC to interact with and track the anomaly without worry of persecution by administration or anti-cheat systems.
Description: SCP-XXXX is the designation for an entity encountered in various online team-based multiplayer games.1 SCP-XXXX will appear indistinguishable from other players, possessing average skills when engaged in a game. SCP-XXXX's handle varies depending on the game being played, however, certain keywords are found to appear frequently in these titles. Notably, handles will often contain names or references to books of the Bible. It is currently unknown if SCP-XXXX is an actual person or an informational construct, however, it has shown to be capable of utilizing both text and in-game voice chat during gameplay.
SCP-XXXX is either unable or reluctant to express anger in any form. SCP-XXXX's demeanor is generally considered amicable and relatively meek, frequently apologizing and providing support and affirmations for other players. SCP-XXXX is often self-deprecating or chastising of its own skill or lack thereof. Although SCP-XXXX exhibits reluctance to express anger, they have been known to condemn offensive language2 and innuendos.
SCP-XXXX's primary anomalous properties occur after it is reported a certain number3 of times to administrators.4 Upon reaching this threshold, a Judas Events occurs; after every game SCP-XXXX plays, the accounts from both teammates and enemies report SCP-XXXX, regardless of whether or not they intended to report them post-game.
Once SCP-XXXX has been reported enough times to instigate a permanent ban, an outcome which has currently occurred after 100% of all initiated Judas Events, any users who took place in reporting of SCP-XXXX prior to the event's occurrence will begin to express profound regreat or guilt over contributing to the banning of SCP-XXXX.
In addition, subjects affected by SCP-XXXX show signs of memetic influence that prevent other users from reporting them for any reason. Despite this, after a certain period of time5 subjects will delete their account for the game and not create a new one. It has been confirmed that only the emotional response is anomalous; all subjects observed by the Foundation willingly delete their account without any noticeable memetic influence.
Addendum XXXX-01: The following is an interview between Dr. Delphine Oxton and ████████ Braxton, who previously went by the username "Everburning" on the online multiplayer first-person shooter Overwatch6. The player has been investigated and located after he had suddenly ceased streaming live video of him playing the game due to "a need to pursue forgiveness".
<Begin Log>
Dr. Oxton: Alright, you look all settled in, shall-
Mr. Braxton: What's that smell?
Dr. Oxton: Uhm, excuse me?
Mr. Braxton: Fuck, it… fuck, it smells like really cheap cigarettes.
Mr. Braxton is seen plugging his nose.
Dr. Oxton: I… I did have a cigarette just before this interview, I apologize if the smell-
Mr. Braxton: Look, I hate to be a party killer, but you really oughta stop smoking that stuff. Like, the worst thing is that you're getting cancer from a cheap brand, if you're going to ruin your life do it with something you can't buy at a gas station for a couple of bucks.
Dr. Oxton: I don't think that's an appropriate topic matter, considering we're just trying to talk about why you suddenly decided to quit your career as a streamer?
Mr. Braxton unplugs his nose and crosses his arms.
Mr. Braxton: Oh, well, I'm sorry if that's a touchy thing for you. Just trying to let you know that that stuff isn't going to get you into Heaven any time soon.
Dr. Oxton: I'm sure that a cigarette won't send me to Hell.
Mr. Braxton: Well, it's better to be safe than sorry.
Dr. Oxton: I'm guessing that you quit streaming for a similar reason? You posted on your Twitter account before shortly deleting it that you were trying to pursue "forgiveness" of some kind.
Mr. Braxton: Hey, I've done some terrible shit in my life. I'm only 26 and all I can say that I've done is bully people. Just trying to look for something that makes my life worth living.
Mr. Braxton shrugs.
Dr. Oxton: Alright, well… why did you quit streaming? You could have used it to spread the word of whatever you wanted.
Mr. Braxton: Because it was a part of my bullying. Whenever I played my games, whenever I streamed, I was being purposefully mean and shitty for profit. Like, I convinced everyone who watched my stream that I was the best player ever and that everyone else was trash and they deserved to be treated like that. And stuff like that actually makes ME the trash.
Dr. Oxton nods, then looks down to her clipboard, flipping to a different page.
Dr. Oxton: Do you recognize the name "BurningBush"? That's with a one in place of the "i" and a-
Mr. Braxton turns away.
Mr. Braxton: I know the guy yeah. I… I don't want to talk about it, man.
Dr. Oxton: So you do recognize the username, then. What about it do you not want to talk about?
Mr. Braxton: Look dude, you just don't understand. I treated a lot of people like shit, but that guy? I… I sinned against him. I have betrayed the most innocent of blood.
Dr. Oxton: You just reported that user, didn't you? In what way is that a betrayal?
Mr. Braxton turns back towards Dr. Oxton.
Mr. Braxton: Like I said, you don't understand. He might not have been the best player, but he was…
Dr. Oxton: He was…?
Mr. Braxton is silent for several seconds before speaking.
Mr. Braxton: I don't deserve mercy.
<End Log>
Addendum SCP-XXXX-2: On 9/28/██, Dr. Oxton received an e-mail from Foundation Researcher Leonard Moon after successfully locating, contacting and interviewing SCP-XXXX within the game Paladins7. Researcher Moon recognized the mannerisms and naming convention of a player by the name of "ThreeDayzRizen" and posted screenshots of their ensuing conversation. This is the first confirmed instance of a Foundation Researcher communicating with SCP-XXXX.
DATE: 20██/09/28
FROM: Dr. Leonard Moon <noitadnuof.pcs|3nooml#noitadnuof.pcs|3nooml>
TO: Dr. Delphine Oxton <noitadnuof.pcs|notxod#noitadnuof.pcs|notxod>
SUBJECT: SCP-XXXX Sighting (Paladins)
Hello Dr. Oxton,
My name is Researcher Leonard Moon; I was told to direct my potential discovery regarding SCP-XXXX to you for verification.
A few days back, I was playing Paladins with a few friends (also researchers, don't worry) after getting off of work. A few games in, we came across a person with the name ThreeDayzRizen. A few weeks back I was told to look out for users with Biblical usernames in the case of it being SCP-XXXX. I made sure to interact with them in the game as much as I could, going through the question prompts to try to test them and get them to react in a way that could be contrary to what the anomaly was expected to act.
They responded in a way that matched the description of SCP-XXXX so far, so I asked them to join the three of us for a few more games after that match had finished. They accepted, and added me as a friend, at that.
They always stayed positive, we expected it to be a fluke but we played thirteen games together and they didn't break. Sometimes we did terribly, sometimes we even had a few random teammates that flamed everyone on the team, but they didn't get angry once. I was convinced at this point.
Below is a video I recorded of the four of us asking the guy some of the questions during the game. Hopefully the quality is decent.
If this is something, please let me know. Thank you!
-Researcher Moon, Site-96.
Questions that should be asked by Researchers:
"You know, sometimes I feel like this game is out to get me because I'm put with people that are honestly shit. Know what I mean?"
"Look, I really don't want to play Support, can you just do it? I'm stuck as Support constantly and I'm tired of it."
If winning: "These guys are playing really dumb, don't you think?"
If losing: "Hey, could you try to help out a bit more? You're kind of our main healer, so…"
Upon dying: "Fucking lag, that's such a bullshit death. Why aren't the servers better?"
"Hey, can you just stick near me? Don't go wandering off so much, you'll get yourself killed."
"That's kind of a weird name, why are you called that?"
" is such a bullshit champion, why are they like that?"
"Hold up, can you cover me my mouse is glitching out." Asker cannot move for a certain period of time, unless sporadically. This is to simulate a technical error.
After suspect dies: "Can you stop dying? Like, honestly, that's all I see you doing."
Addendum SCP-XXXX-3: On 10/16/██, a package addressed to Researcher Moon was delivered to Site-96 labeled, "To my most devoted front liner, may you spread my word to others". Inside the package was the following:
- A cartridge for the game Bible Adventures8 for the NES with the words "The Holy Texts" written on it with permanent marker.
- One bag of Cool Ranch Doritos with the words "My Body" written on it with permanent marker.
- One bottle of Mountain Dew: Code Red with the words "My Blood" written on it with permanent marker.
Item #: SCP-3211
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3211-1 is to be stored in a cryogenically frozen containment unit. Under no circumstances are personnel to have direct visual contact with SCP-3211-1 should they request testing. Any information regarding SCP-3211-1 is to be retrieved and stored in the Foundation Database with its full name censored or replaced with SCP-3211-1.
Should any personnel become affected by SCP-3211, they are to receive immediate amnestic treatment. Any civilians found to be under the effects of SCP-3211 are to be detained, interviewed, and given Class-B Amnestics before being released.
Description: SCP-3211 is a phenomenon regarding the suicide of an Asian-American woman, aged approximately 29 years old, designated SCP-3211-1. Subjects who are able to comprehend SCP-3211-1's full name or have direct visual contact with its corpse believe that it was murdered, and are compelled to locate the supposed murderer. These effects can be reversed through the use of amnestics.
In addition, subjects under the effects of SCP-3211 develop a background for SCP-3211-1, recalling aspects about its life that they believe could potentially lead to clues in its murder. These "memories" differ wildly from subject to subject, describing entirely different lifestyles for SCP-3211-1, the only constant between each recollection being it living alone in a two-bedroom apartment without any living family. Typically, subjects describe SCP-3211-1 as having an exciting or dangerous life.9
Information gathered on SCP-3211-1 prior to its death has confirmed that it did live in an apartment as described and any direct family was deceased. However, its background has yet to match any of those described by subjects under the effects of SCP-3211. It has been determined that SCP-3211-1's life was not particularly eventful, unlike those described by subjects.
It is currently unknown whether SCP-3211-1's suicide was due to its depression or another reason altogether.
Most objects created and sold by Anderson Robotics are accompanied by an Installation Guide of some sort. The guide entails the basic features and functions of the object in question, accompanied by their pleasant mascot, Finn the Falcon. The page of an Installation Guide should be titled "Anderson Robotics' Installation Guide: Your New !", the ___ taking the place of the name of the object.
The format is as follows:
Object Name and Thanks: Installation Guides begin with a reiteration of the name of the object along with a thanks from the company.
Introduction from Finn: The Anderson Robotics' mascot appears and addresses the customer, explaining why they would want the object.
Features: The guide lists various features of the object, along with what the customer would enjoy them.
Installation: The guide details the actual installation of the object, along with certain tests for function if necessary.
Proper Usage: The guide details ways the customer could use the object after installation.
Warnings: The guide provides disclaimers and warnings regarding the object should there be an unfortunate incident.
If you want to make an Installation Guide, here is the CSS for Anderson Robotics along with how to use the Finn the Falcon component!
Anderson Robotics CSS:
[[include component:ar-theme]]
Finn the Falcon:
[[include component:finn-the-falcon
| birb-position=left
| birb-mood=friendly
| birb-direction=right
| big-text=Hi!
| small-text=I'm Finn the Falcon, Anderson Robotics' Feathery Friend!
| lengthy=false
| class=none
]]
birb-position: Left or right. Renders Finn on the left or right on desktop. Renders Finn above and below on mobile, respectively.
birb-mood: friendly, shock, threat, sunglasses, invisible
birb-direction: The direction that Finn's head is pointing.
big-text: Larger font size.
small-text: Smaller font size.
lengthy: Set to true or false. false has the big-text on the left and the small-text on the right, and you should try to keep things short. true has the big-text on top and the small-text underneath, and you can make it as long as you want. Make it true if small-text is more than one line.
class: Optional. Define a CSS class for manual styling. Can also set this to "no-title" to ignore big-text, or "no-body" to ignore small-text.
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NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION
The following object is currently pending official SCP designation. Until assigned, it will receive the temporary designation "SCP-001". Please do not edit this file with an alternate designation unless authorized.
Item #: SCP-001
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: The Foundation is to ensure that members of GoI-8620 ("The Hoppers") do not allow any unauthorized entities entry to SCP-001 at any time.
All members of GoI-8620 are currently being monitored by SCP Foundation U-TDU8Y. Should any members of GoI-8620 leave U-TDU8Y, the Multiversal Foundation Alliance is to locate them and report which universe they re-appear in.
Description: SCP-001 is a universe being altered by GoI-8620 through the use of anomalously-induced BC-Class ("Universal Crush") and BB-Class ("Universal Creation") Events. Each pair of events has notably changed both the physical structure of SCP-001 as well as the laws that dictate it. SCP-001 appears to be incapable of initiating BC-Class or BB-Class events on its own.
SCP-001 has been noted to be impossible to enter without permission from members of GoI-8620, even through means known to break through advanced thaumic wards. Claims from members of GoI-8620 and observation of non-Foundation entities attempting to access SCP-001 has lead the Foundation to believe that members of GoI-8620 are the only entities who are capable of freely accessing SCP-001. Despite this, entities outside SCP-001 are capable of freely contacting entities within SCP-001.
Addendum 001-1 | Known Anomalously Created Aspects of SCP-001
- All lifeforms within SCP-001 perpetually generate a supply of breathable air around them.
- Humans within SCP-001 become capable of self-transfiguration while retaining sapience.
- All lifeforms within SCP-001 are capable of flight and teleportation to any location within SCP-001. These effects autonomously activate should a lifeform fall a height which would result in death, preventing lethal damage.
- Humans within SCP-001 are capable of manipulating their levels of dopamine at will, but are incapable of increasing it to harmful levels.
- All lifeforms within SCP-001 do not experience muscle atrophy regardless of any lack of activity.
- No diseases exist within SCP-001, and any diseases introduced to SCP-001 instantly perish.
- All lifeforms within SCP-001 regenerate cells at a consistent rate throughout their life, effectively making them immortal.
While further anomalous aspects may exist within SCP-001, the Foundation has yet to initiate an event or activity that would let the aspect become known.
Addendum 001-2 | Interview with GoI-8620
Below is an interview with members of GoI-8620 after their manifestation within U-TDU8Y.
Interviewer: Dr. Leo Holt, Extra-Universal Studies
Interviewees: PoI-8620-1 ("Omoto Amatatsu"), PoI-8620-2 ("Brendan Carlyle"), PoI-8620-3 ("Esther Clearly")
<Begin Log>
Researcher Leo Holt enters the room. PoI-8620-1, PoI-8620-2 and PoI-8620-3 all look towards him.
Dr. Holt: So you three are the Hoppers? I honestly expected something a little different.
PoI-8620-3 leans forward, eyes squinting.
PoI-8620-3: Care to explain what you mean by that, Doc?
Dr. Holt pulls out his seat and sits across from the interviewees.
Dr. Holt: Didn't expect normal-looking humans.
PoI-8620-3 sits back in her chair.
Dr. Holt: But that doesn't matter. I just care about why you've decided to come to this universe. You've been hopping from Foundation to Foundation for quite a while now. What's brought you here?
PoI-8620-1: Well, we've told other Foundations so I'm surprised you wouldn't know by now.
Dr. Holt: Well, then I'm sure you wouldn't mind answering my question then?
PoI-8620-1: No… No, I don't.
Dr. Holt gestures towards PoI-8620-1, prompting her to speak.
PoI-8620-1: Well, just like the other Foundations, we're here to warn you. Here to tell you that something's coming.
Dr. Holt: Our records said that you claimed there was a multiverse-spanning apocalypse of sorts?
PoI-8620-1: Correct. Despite the obvious destruction happening around us, through pure chance it seems we've been the only ones who have seen it.
Dr. Holt: Can you explain how you were able to 'see' it?
PoI-8620-2 scoots forward in his chair.
PoI-8620-2: There's not much to explain beyond we saw a universe die and not come back.
Dr. Holt: You know that universes take time before they reform from a Universal Crush, right?
PoI-8620-2 tuts dismissively.
PoI-8620-2: Obviously, yes. This was not a crush, this was more like watching everything in front of you just fade and fade until…
PoI-8620-2 sighs and rubs his right eye with the palm of his right hand.
Dr. Holt: Would you care to go into a bit more explanation on that?
PoI-8620-2 opens his mouth as if to speak, but closes it before saying any words.
Dr. Holt: Mr. Carlyle, if you could explain some details about this whole thing it would be very helpful to us both.
PoI-8620-3: Talking about shit like this isn't exactly a fun time. Should be obvious that we don't want to go into heavy detail.
Dr. Holt turns toward PoI-8620-3.
Dr. Holt: That doesn't exactly help your case, then.
PoI-8620-3: Do you think we're building that fucking universe for fun? Do you think we're making a fucking fallout shelter of a universe for no reason beyond shits and giggles?
Dr. Holt: Well, people who can bend reality can do just about anything they want for whatever reason they want.
PoI-8620-3 slams her fists against the table.
PoI-8620-3: Then we damn well wouldn't be sitting here letting some cocky fuck tell us what we saw wasn't real!
Dr. Holt: In your history of interviews with several Foundations within the Multiversal Foundation Alliance, you have yet to provide actual evidence beyond word of mouth and intention.
PoI-8620-2: What proof would we have from something that doesn't exist? We can't just bring you a bucket of nothing.
Dr. Holt turns towards PoI-8620-2.
Dr. Holt: You could take someone to a universe that you claim is being destroyed and show them. Or take them to wherever place that universe once was in.
PoI-8620-2: And risk being erased alongside the rest of that universe? We barely got out the first time.
PoI-8620-1: It would be especially dangerous for someone without our talents at that. A civilian would be far more likely to suffer than one of us whether they just can't comprehend what's going on, or they just aren't strong enough to resist the effects of the erasure.
Dr. Holt: That's definitely convenient. You have proof but can't show it because the people that you'd show would die. That definitely sounds like a solid case.
PoI-8620-3's face contorts in anger. She stands up and kicks her chair to the back of the wall.
PoI-8620-3: It doesn't sound like a solid case because you're still refusing to take us seriously! You see us as a fucking problem rather than people trying to do the right goddamn thing for once!
Dr. Holt: We can't just take leaps of faith with no justification! You have no evidence!
PoI-8620-3 smiles.
PoI-8620-3: Fine. Since you're so desperate, let me give you some goddamn evidence.
PoI-8620-3 manifests next to Dr. Holt. Dr. Holt is yanked from his seat with his arms pinned behind his back by PoI-8620-3.
Dr. Holt: Stop!
PoI-8620-1: Esther, you can't just-
PoI-8620-3: I'll be back soon. This time we'll get them to listen.
PoI-8620-3 and Dr. Holt de-manifest. PoI-8620-1 and PoI-8620-2 remain within the chamber until guards enter and retrieve them.
<End Log>
Dr. Holt and PoI-8620-3 are currently missing in action. Researchers within the Multiversal Foundation Alliance have been unable to determine the location for either of them based on their multi-universal coordinates.
Addendum 001-3 | Official Notice From the Multiversal Foundation Alliance
After PoI-8620-3's de-manifestation with Dr. Holt, the remaining members of GoI-8620 were placed under indefinite containment. After reporting the event, the following memo was issued to SCP Foundation TDU8Y and all other universes within the Multiversal Foundation Alliance.
On Behalf of the Multiversal Foundation Alliance
Due to events which have recently occurred in regards to GoI-8620's manifestation within U-TDU8Y, any further interactions with any members of GoI-8620 are forbidden. GoI-8620 is to henceforth be viewed as a hostile threat to the Foundation and the Multiversal Foundation Alliance and to be treated as such by any and all Foundation personnel.
The containment of GoI-8620 to prevent any further hostile actions taken against Foundation personnel is a priority for any Foundations within the Multiversal Foundation Alliance. Should any or all members of GoI-8620 escape containment, locating and re-containing them is of the utmost priority.
Any Foundation personnel are to alert the Multiversal Foundation Alliance and SCP Foundation TDU8Y if they gain any information or evidence regarding the fate of Dr. Leo Holt (of SCP Foundation TDU8Y) or PoI-8620-3.
Addendum 001-4 | Incident Log 09/28/████
Level-5-TDU8Y Clearance Required to Access Supplement
Access Granted
Approximately twelve days after his disappearance, Dr. Leo Holt manifested alone in the Site-TDU8Y staff break room completely unconscious. Due to signs of physical distress and injury, Dr. Holt was taken to the site medical ward to recover. Several seemingly random holes were located in and on various parts of Dr. Holt's body, however vital organs were not damaged irreparably. Because of this, Dr. Holt recovered with minimal permanent injury and awoke three weeks later.
Below is a post-recovery interview with Dr. Holt.
Interviewer: Dr. George J. Sommerfeld, Extra-Universal Studies
Interviewee: Dr. Leo Holt, Extra-Universal Studies
<Begin Log>
Dr. Holt is awake and in his bed in the medical ward. Dr. Sommerfeld is sitting in a chair adjacent to him.
Dr. Sommerfeld: Good to see you again Leo. I knew that once you were a bit more lucid that I had to talk to you.
Dr. Holt smiles.
Dr. Holt: Glad to know I wasn't forgotten so easily after a few weeks.
Dr. Sommerfeld: Considering your disappearance warranted a multiverse-wide memo being sent out, I would wager more people know your name now than before you left.
Dr. Holt: Well, it's a good thing then, because I need to talk to a few people. The O5 Council first and foremost and the MFA afterwards.
Dr. Sommerfeld tilts his head.
Dr. Sommerfeld: I am fairly certain that your body is not in a state to move around like that. You are barely held together as is. Your stomach had to be removed, holes in your lungs needed to be stitched together, you need to recover.
Dr. Holt tries to sit up, but Dr. Sommerfeld pushes down on his arm.
Dr. Sommerfeld: You obviously have something important you need to say about your time away. If you want me to pass along the message, I would be more than happy to do so.
Dr. Holt: Fine, but George, I need you to promise me something.
Dr. Sommerfeld: You certainly are making this quite dramatic, but of course.
Dr. Holt: I need you to tell them exactly what I tell you.
Dr. Sommerfeld scratches his head and laughs nervously.
Dr. Sommerfeld: I intended to do that anyway. You know I tend to avoid paraphrasing.
Dr. Holt nods.
Dr. Holt: Good. Tell them that we need to evacuate every universe within the Multiversal Foundation Alliance and put the populations in that universe the Hoppers made. We need to abandon this universe, it's our only way to get past what's coming. Something destructive is on a war path to our universes and if any people want to survive this, they need to listen to what I have to say.
Dr. Sommerfeld pauses.
Dr. Holt: George, you'll tell them that, won't you?
Dr. Sommerfeld sighs.
Dr. Sommerfeld: Leo, do you really expect them to just drop everything? Do you know how many hoops not just this Foundation, but every Foundation would have to jump through to go through with this?
Dr. Holt: George, you said that you would tell them.
Dr. Sommerfeld: Leo, I just want you to know what to expect if this gets through to the Council at all.
Dr. Holt: If it's a matter of resources, the Hoppers know how to go from universe to universe! That's how I saw a universe being destroyed!
Dr. Sommerfeld: We will get to the legal issues in your first statement, but first, you saw a universe being destroyed?
Dr. Holt: I was in the middle of it! That girl who took me only barely got me out of there but she gave me enough evidence to believe in it. I believe now that there is one less universe than infinity out there in the multiverse.
Dr. Sommerfeld gives Dr. Holt a pitiful look.
Dr. Sommerfeld: I have no doubt that you saw something, but what do you have any proof that it is an actual threat? Do you have any proof that it will be on our doorstep sometime soon? What proof do you have that it would threaten any of our universes?
Dr. Holt: I don't need that proof, all I know is that something out there is capable of destroying universes and we have a place to run to.
Dr. Sommerfeld: And how do you know that that thing that the Hoppers made is capable of this? There are too many logistical issues involved with having to abandon everything for this plan of yours.
Dr. Holt: Are you listening to yourself, George? I'm telling you about an apocalypse that I had previously doubted myself, but now I'm preaching it like I'm a self-proclaimed messiah. Surely that should tell you something about its validity!
Dr. Sommerfeld pats Dr. Holt's arm.
Dr. Sommerfeld: As I said, I believe that you saw something on a very obvious destructive scale. But what you are suggesting would not only go against newly-instated MFA jurisdiction, it would result in far too many drawbacks for the Foundation as a whole. Resource drain, breach of the veil, containment breaches due to lax security; there are far too many potential downsides to this. I highly doubt that a message like this would get too far in the whole discussion section.
Dr. Holt smacks away Dr. Sommerfeld's arm.
Dr. Holt: Get the fuck out, George.
Dr. Sommerfeld: Leo-
Dr. Holt glares at Dr. Sommerfeld. Dr. Sommerfeld sighs.
Dr. Sommerfeld: Get well soon. Hopefully you will come to realize what I am trying to tell you.
Dr. Sommerfeld leaves without another word.
<End Log>
Dr. Holt was later released from the medical ward four days later, believed to be recovered enough to return to work. Dr. Holt did not seek to speak to the O5 Council or the Multiversal Foundation Alliance.
Addendum 001-5 | Incident Log 12/16/████
On 12/16/████, Dr. Leo Holt was observed on video feed breaching the containment chamber of both GoI-8620 members. Dr. Holt had gained access to the containment chamber through force, barricading it while awakening both members and briefly conversing with them before de-manifesting with them both. Both Dr. Holt and GoI-8620 were found to have manifested within SCP-001. Dr. Holt's employment with SCP Foundation TDU8Y has since been terminated.
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Item #: SCP-001
Object Class: Thaumiel
Special Containment Procedures: SCP Foundation 00001 is to ensure no un-authorized entities gain access to SCP-001.
The Foundation is to ensure that no entities breach the structural integrity of SCP-001, both internally and externally. Any entities within SCP-001 that threaten its destruction or weakening are to be detained.
The Foundation is to offer sanctuary within SCP-001 to any universes they believe they are threatened through use of extra-universal communication. Physically leaving SCP-001 is forbidden.
Description: SCP-001 is the universe which houses the surviving human population of U-TDU8Y. SCP-001 was originally created by GoI-8620 ("The Hoppers") for use as a defense mechanism of sorts against an as-of-yet identifiable threat capable of destroying universes, and has since been utilized by the Foundation. SCP-001 is capable of granting any humans within it various anomalous properties that, according to testimony from GoI-8620, allow a degree of control over self-comfort to all subjects.
SCP-001 has been noted to be impossible to enter without permission from members of GoI-8620, even through means known to break through advanced thaumic wards. Claims from members of GoI-8620 and observation of non-Foundation entities attempting to access SCP-001 has lead the Foundation to believe that members of GoI-8620 are the only entities who are capable of freely accessing SCP-001. Despite this, entities outside of SCP-001 are capable of contacting entities within SCP-001.
Originally, SCP-001 was intended to house and protect multiple human populations, however plans to follow through with this were interfered with due to jurisdiction put in place by the Multiversal Foundation Alliance in regards to collaboration with GoI-8620. Dr. Leo Holt was since relieved from duty with SCP Foundation TDU8Y for violation of said jurisdiction and attempting to utilize SCP-001 to house U-TDU8Y's human population within it.
Dr. Leo Holt was only able to migrate five humans10 not including himself, two instances of Canis lupis familiars, two instances of Felis catus and a single instance of Iguana iguana from U-TDU8Y before the Multiversal Foundation Alliance became a significant enough threat to restrict any further migration. In addition, both surviving members of GoI-8620 accompanied Dr. Leo Holt in his attempted migration of TDU8Y's human population.
Dr. Leo Holt has since collaborated with the native human population of SCP-001 to create SCP Foundation 00001, using his knowledge of the multiverse and GoI-8620's reality-bending capabilities to create suitable research facilities to both continue the Foundation's work within SCP-001 and remain in contact with universes outside of SCP-001.
Addendum: Approximately 2 years after migration to SCP-001, the Foundation lost all contact with any Foundation-bearing universes outside of SCP-001. Evidence regarding their fate is inconclusive, however complications with extra-universal travel to any universes in question has made further research impossible. Until further notice, the Foundation will continue to routinely attempt contact with any Foundation-bearing universes.