PokeTheWolf

Item#: SCP-???? "Snake Oil"

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures:
During testing SCP-????-2 is always to be poured in a 16ml shot glass and SCP-???? Closed and kept by an armed guard away from the test subject. If SCP-????-1 is ever ingested by any biological life form, the consumer must be immediately incinerated (see incident-???-1 for details).
SCP-????-1 is never to be taken out of SCP-???? Outside of a sealed glove box, as to prevent escape.

Description:
At first glance, instances of SCP-???? resemble a glass bottle containing a dead snake, macerating in a yellow to light-brown coloured liquid consistent with "snake-liquor". A type of medicinal beverage found throughout south-east Asia. The "snake", designated SCP-????-1, will appear dead, even while being handled directly, as long as it is kept in a well-lit environment. However, as soon as ambient luminosity drops under approximately ██ lumens, SCP-????-1 will become mobile and exhibit behaviour typical of a snake. Although it does not seem to breathe or feed.
DNA testing on SCP-????-1 was inconclusive and could not link it to any known species of Ophidian. If a specimen of SCP-????-1 is killed an identical specimen will appear in its original container.
SCP-????'s liquid, designated SCP-????-2, is a slightly syrupy brownish fluid which, although reportedly smelling and tasting like a rice spirit, has been shown to not contain any amount of alcohol. If any amount of liquid is removed from the bottle, it will replenish at the rate of 0,1L/day. This, as long as SCP-????-1 is in the bottle. When ingested by a human, SCP-????-2 will cause, within 30 minutes to an hour, after the first intake a psychotropic high similar to opium which can last for up to 10 hours. Subjects have reported hearing a voice supposedly coming from SCP-????, a thirst for more SCP-????-2 and a strange urge to swallow SCP-????-1 whole. In the event that happens, the subject will lose consciousness for █ hours, during which time SCP-????-1 will multiply inside the subject's body. this will cause the subject's abdomen to expand, then █████████ ███████, expelling 11 to ██ new instances of SCP-????-1. These instances will disperse and invest new glass containers proportional to their size and will become new instances of SCP-???? (see incident-???-1)
It has been found to be impossible to remove more than 90% of all SCP-????-2 from its glass container. All efforts to damage or destroy the glass container of SCP-???? Have been unfruitful.

Addendum: incident-????-1: