Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: Due to the fact that SCP-XXXX is immobile, SCP-XXXX must be kept in it’s containment area at all times except emergencies. SCP-XXXX is to be fed 60kg in garbage each day. It should be noted SCP-XXXX can only add inorganic refuse to it's mass and will vomit out it's stomach acid upon being fed any food products.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a mass of random objects composed mostly of paper, plastic, and glass resembling bottles, containers, and newspaper, weighing 120kg and spanning 1 meter in width. The height of SCP-XXXX is inconsistent in many areas. Due to this, there is yet to be an accurate height measurement. Testing has revealed that every substance in SCP-XXXX is biological and alive. Each part, added or not has a purpose in it’s mass. SCP-XXXX is sapient and capable of vocalization, though a source of vocalization has yet to be found. SCP-XXXX is also capable of sight, providing accurate descriptions of D-Class subjects and researchers. SCP-XXXX is cooperative with researchers and very polite and enjoys socializing with personnel. SCP-XXXX’s secondary anomalous abilities manifest whenever any object composed of paper, plastic, or glass is placed or thrown into it’s mass, said object will become a part of SCP-XXXX. Each object, depending on it’s shape and former composition. The organs apparent functions are:
Paper and Plastic: Functioned as Skin and the "Mouth" of SCP-XXXX.
Glass or Plastic Bottles: Lungs. (D-Class was asked to put his hand over a glass bottle, and claimed he could feel air coming in and out of the bottle)
Plastic Containers: Stomach. (object was filled with garbage and a biological substance similar to stomach acid)
Straws: Veins.
Glass Containers: Heart. (object was filled with a biological substance that had a similar appearance to blood)
Plastic Bag: Intestines (both Large and Small) and Anus.
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| A Bottle of SCP-X-1 being poured into a Glass Cup. |
Item #: SCP-X
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: All 128 instances of SCP-X are to be kept inside of the original packaging outside of testing. Due to the presence of SCP-X-1 within Site 24, no soft drinks are allowed within Site 24 due to the risk of it being transmuted into SCP-X-1 (See Incident X-1).
Description: SCP-X is a brand of artificially and naturally flavored carbonated beverage referred by the packaging as “Super Slurp!”. The manufacturer of SCP-X appears to be an organization entitled “Orange Co.” This organization does not exist. The bottle which SCP-X-1 is contained in is not of usual design for a soft drink. SCP-X-1 is the liquid within SCP-X. SCP-X-1 is pink and luminescent blue in color. SCP-X-1 appears to be mildly radioactive. SCP-X-1’s anomalous properties become obvious whenever any carbonated beverage is within SCP-X-1’s 15 30 meter radius. SCP-X-1's anomalous properties are poorly understood, as it is yet for an explanation as to how SCP-X-1 manages to transmute Carbonated Beverages into SCP-X-1. Said carbonated beverage will be transmuted into SCP-X-1. SCP-X-1 is extremely addictive. Whenever a human being imbibes SCP-X-1, said subject will instantly become addicted to SCP-X-1, to the point where said subject’s body will refuse all nutrients from sources other than SCP-X-1. If no instances of SCP-X are found within the subjects’ vision, they will immediately seek out other instances of SCP-X using unknown methods. Unless restrained, Subjects will imbibe an excessive quantity of SCP-X-1. If an excessive quantity (approximately 1254ml) of SCP-X-1 is successfully imbibed, the amount of time to imbibe SCP-X-1 is decreased over time. Eventually to the point where the subject will require a constant supply of SCP-X-1. If a subject does not imbibe SCP-X-1 constantly, said subject will eventually expire.
Incident X-1: At Approximately 5:35 PM, Dr. Morrow was in possession of a carbonated beverage. Dr. Morrow was located outside of the 15 meter radius. Despite this, the carbonated beverage was transmuted into SCP-X-1. At this point, Dr. Morrow imbibed the carbonated beverage in his possession, developing symptoms of SCP-X-1 addiction, demanding more instances of SCP-X. Dr. Morrow was immediately terminated. Due to this incident, no personnel are allowed to have any carbonated beverages within in their possession inside of Site 24.
Test Log X-A
Test X-1:
Carbonated Beverage utilized: Carbonated Water
Result: The beverage was transmuted into SCP-X-1 within the time span of 10 seconds.
Test X-2
Carbonated Beverage utilized: Coca-Cola
Result: Transmutation occured within 30 seconds instead of 10.
Test X-3
Carbonated Beverage utilized: Fanta
Result: Transmutation occured within 45 seconds.
Test X-4
Carbonated Beverage utilized: Sprite
Result: Transmutation occured within 60 seconds.
Interesting, the duration of the transmutation appears to affected by the simplicity of the beverage, Request to further study the anomalous effects of SCP-X-1. - Dr. Wood
Permission for further testing pending.
Recovery Log: SCP-X was discovered when several locals within the town of [REDACTED] complained of their soft drinks being transmuted into SCP-X-1. All instances were immediately recovered, Class-A Amnestics were administered, and all evidence of the story was completely destroyed. An advertisement for SCP-X was found on the packaging.
Hey Kiddies! Tired of drinking those loser soft drinks! Well Buy Some Super Slurp! It puts all those lame baby soft drinks to shame! Super Slurp contains Vitamin C and several other vitamins and nutrients! It's yummy, and healthy too! Plus, it glows! Buy Super Slurp Today! Now comes in Cans! Warning: Orange Co. is not responsible for deaths caused by Super Slurp.
Item #: SCP-X
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-X is to be labeled as condemned at all times. Any civilians caught trespassing on the premises of SCP-X are to be apprehended by guards and given Class-B Amnestics. Testing is to conducted at least 1 hour before the closing time of SCP-X.
Description: SCP-X is a large structure located within the town of [REDACTED], Illinois. SCP-X is believed to be extra-dimensional in origin, though SCP-X does function similarly to non-anomalous stores. Within SCP-X are humanoid organisms, referred to as SCP-X-1. SCP-X-1 instances look and act like normal employees within any non-anomalous store except for the following anomalies.
- Instances of SCP-X-1 will refuse to answer any basic questions that do not involve the store or any products.
- Any non-extradimensional employees will eventually become instances of SCP-X-1
- Instances of SCP-X-1 will dematerialize whenever SCP-X closes and rematerialize when SCP-X opens.
- Instances of SCP-X-1 can either have extra organs, or completely lack organs. It is unknown how some instances of SCP-X-1 have continued existence despite lack of vital organs.
- Instances of SCP-X-1 do not appear to react to physical pain.
SCP-X appears to operate in an autonomous manner. SCP-X has been recorded restocking itself numerous times. Due to this, it is hypothesized that the manager of SCP-X is the structure itself. SCP-X has been recorded selling non-anomalous food products and anomalous food products. To date, no products found within SCP-X have harmed any consumers. Any human beings that are non-extradimensional in origin that work as employees inside of SCP-X will eventually become instances of SCP-X-1. This transformation will start one week after any human subject is hired as an employee. After the transformation, the subject will no longer be able to leave SCP-X.
Test Log X-1:
(Test log coming here soon.)
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| Ants consuming SCP-X-A, SCP-X-B, SCP-X-C, and SCP-X-D. |
Item #: SCP-X
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Any found instances are to be immediately retrieved for testing purposes. Any reports of gelatin in Site 24 should be immediately be reported to Dr. Wood.
Description: SCP-X is a phenomenon that causes a gelatin-like substance to materialize in suburban areas worldwide. SCP-X comes in four currently known colors, each with different effects. Subjects who consume any instance SCP-X will attempt to persuade others to do so. SCP-X-A is the red instance of SCP-X. Consumption of SCP-X-A will result in the consumer becoming an instance of SCP-X-A-1. Instances of SCP-X-A-1 possess a desire to murder all living beings that refuse to participate in consumption of SCP-X-A-1. SCP-X-B is the green instance of SCP-X. Consumption of SCP-X-B will result in the consumer becoming an instance of SCP-X-B-1. Instance of SCP-X-B-1 are pacifistic and will never attempt to harm any living creatures. SCP-X-C is the yellow instance of SCP-X. Consumption of SCP-X-C will result in the consumer becoming an instance of SCP-X-C-1. Instances of SCP-X-C-1 appear to suffer from social anxiety. SCP-X-D is the blue instance of SCP-X. Consumption of SCP-X-D will result in the consumer becoming an instance of SCP-X-D-1. Instances of SCP-X-D-1 appear to [DATA EXPUNGED].
Addendum X-1: I might have discovered a new instance of SCP-X! It is the color orange, though we have yet to discover what the flavor is. I will be on my way to Site 24 to study it’s effects. -Dr. Jason.
Incident X-1
Dr. Jason’s Corpse was found outside of Site 24 at approximately 12:35 PM. Cause of death was determined to be [DATA EXPUNGED]. Mentioned Instance of SCP-X was missing, though a note was found in Dr. Jason’s hands.
Hello Mr. Jason! We at Orange Co. have discovered you to be in possession of stolen property from our new product Magic Jel! For this, we had to off you! We’re sorry, but let this be a lesson, never steal! But don't worry, you can buy our awesome products in the afterlife!
No fingerprints were found on the note that could have led to the individual that was responsible for the note, and the aforementioned “Orange Co.” does not exist.
Item #: SCP-2395-J
Object Class: Two can play that game, Salman.
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2395-J is to be left alone at all times.
Description: SCP-2395-J is a giant scary monster that is too scary. Every time personnel member Salman Corbette makes an unfunny joke SCP, A puppy will materialize right in front of SCP-2395-J. SCP-2395-J will then proceed to consume said puppy with a fork and knife, laughing evilly whilst doing so. Researchers agree that Salman Corbette is a huge dick not putting any effort at all into his joke SCPs.
Test Log:
Joke SCP made: The Butt Ghost
Result: SCP-2395-J proceeded to laugh evilly whilst consuming the puppy with a fork and knife.
Joke SCP made: The Sculptuer
Result: SCP-2395-J shoved the puppy into it’s mouth, laughing evilly as it swallowed the puppy.
Joke SCP made: Strangely Pigmented Hermit
Result: SCP-2395-J seasoned the puppy with salt, before dismembering the puppy and swallowing the pieces of the puppy whole.
Joke SCP made: THE KITTEN KILLER
Result: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Wow, what an asshole. - Dr. Wood
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| SCP-X-1 at 10:27 AM on █/██/██ |
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| SCP-X manipulating it's terrain. |
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| SCP-X during testing |
Item #: SCP-X
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-X is to be sealed off with an electrical fence and no less than 24 armed guards are to patrol the electrical fence. If any civilians are caught trespassing on SCP-X, they are to be apprehended by guards, administered Class-B Amnestics and relocated.
Description: SCP-X is a 1 km landscape located in [REDACTED]. Testing has shown that SCP-X is presumably sentient and capable of manipulating itself. To date, SCP-X has shown little signs of malevolence and is almost completely benign. SCP-X’s anomalous properties are almost constant. SCP-X has been seen constantly manipulating itself and only stopping whenever it enters it’s inactive phase. Between 5:00 PM and 7:00 AM, SCP-X shows no anomalous properties. Within SCP-X-1 is a sign that to be referred to as SCP-X-1. SCP-X-1 is a 1701.8 mm tall and 914.4 mm wide sign found within SCP-X, SCP-X-1 claims to be SCP-X itself and has shown some credible evidence towards this claim. SCP-X-1 is inactive when there are no sapient entities communicating with it. It has also claimed that it does not know the limit of it's powers. SCP-X-1 communicates by changing the text found on it. It should be noted that any objects rendered as stationary on the premises of SCP-X is subject to it's anomalous properties.
Interview Log:
Dr. Blank: Hello SCP-X, my name is Dr. Blank.
SCP-X-1: HELLO DOCTOR
Dr. ██████: Could you tell us about yourself.
SCP-X-1: I LOVE THIS BEAUTIFUL LANDSCAPE
SCP-X-1: YOU MENTIONED THAT IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO BE THE ESS-SEE-PEE?
SCP-X-1: I AM THE ESS-SEE-PEE.
SCP-X-1: I'M MANIPULATING THIS LAND BECAUSE I'M BORED.
Dr. ██████: Well that's interesting. Noted.
SCP-X-1: I AM THE LAND.
SCP-X-1: I'VE BEEN MANIPULATING THIS LAND EVER SINCE [REDACTED].
SCP-X-1: YOU ALL DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND, I KNEW YOU ALL ENTERED.
Dr. ██████: How did you?
SCP-X-1: I FELT YOU ENTER. I ALSO CUT THE ROAD TO SHOW MY POWERS.
Dr. ██████: Noted. Are there any limits to your powers?
SCP-X-1: I DON'T KNOW IF THERE ARE ANY LIMITS, I KEEP DOING BETTER AND COOLER THINGS.
Dr. ██████: Also Noted. I'll see you tomorrow.
SCP-X-1: OKAY DOCTOR.
END INTERVIEW
Addendum X-1:
I feel that we should test the limit of SCP-X's benevolence. So far it has not purposefully attempted to harm any entities, even if said entity's are attempting to harm it. I propose the test to have a D-Class come into SCP-X, and purposefully ignite the grass with a molotov cocktail. - Dr. ████████.
No, just no. What the fuck will this accomplish? Nothing, It's just going to piss off a scientific anomaly that we know fuck-all about. There is no good reason to conduct such an experiment. We don't need another dangerous SCP. Read the files for other SCPs. Attempting to destroy them has done nothing other than make the problem worse. If you conduct this test, I will have you demoted to Junior Researcher. - Dr. ████.
Warning Taken. - Dr. ████████.
Test Log X-1:
Test Conducted: D-1294 was told to ask SCP-X-1 the question "What do you do to people who vandalize you?".
Result: SCP-X-1 replied with "WHAT'S VANDALISM?" D-1294 defined vandalism as "Destroying property of an entity". SCP-X-1 replied with "THAT'S NOT VERY NICE." Further attempts resulted in the same answer.
Test Conducted: D-1396 was told to read SCP-X-1 the book [REDACTED] to observe how it would respond to literature.
Result: SCP-X-1 replied with "THAT WAS NICE BUT WHERE DID THE WORDS COME FROM?".
Test Conducted: D-1528 was told to ask SCP-X-1 if he could have a race on the road found within SCP-X. D-1528 was given a motorcycle.
Result: SCP-X-1 replied with "SURVIVE THIS DRIVE" and created a humanoid figure sitting on a motorcycle that is referred to as SCP-X-2. A line manifests in front of D-1528 and SCP-X-2. The word "START" manifests on SCP-X-1. D-1528 and SCP-X-2 start. After 1:20:05, the race was won by SCP-X-2 and D-1528 expressed desire to have another race with SCP-X-2.
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| SCP-X-1 (left) and SCP-X-2 (right). |
Item: SCP-X
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-X-1 and SCP-X-2 are to be kept in a 5 x 6 x 5 safe with a combination lock that requires Level 2 Clearance in order to obtain access to the code.
Description: SCP-X refers to 2 M1911 Pistols of different manufacture. SCP-X-1 is black with several patterns and has a visible serial number (N972291) and a sign of the original manufacturer. (MODEL OF 1911, US ARMY). SCP-X-2 is gunmetal grey, with several patterns, and has no visible serial number or manufacturer sign. To date, no fingerprints have been found on either SCP-X-1 nor SCP-X-2, despite being handled by human test subjects. The bullets that SCP-X-1 fires appears capable of harming SCP-X-3. SCP-X-2’s anomalous properties activate whenever it is used to kill a human being. 24 hours after the death of Subject 1, an unknown spectral entity (hereby referred to as SCP-X-3) will stalk Subject 2 and eventually kill them. Subject 2 will usually display signs of fear and paranoia while being stalked by SCP-X-3. SCP-X-3 will kill Subject 2 by means of inflicting multiple lacerations until Subject 2’s life signs cease. When Subject 2 dies by any means, SCP-X-3 will dematerialize. It appears that SCP-X-1 was meant to be used as defence from SCP-X-3.
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| SCP-X-3 before dematerializing. |
Text goes here. Pretend this is a draft.
- The human tree
- A creature that becomes whatever it eats
- Your best friend
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| An instance of SCP-X-1. Note the information on the back of the instance. |
Item #: SCP-X
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-X instances should be kept inside the containment area at all times. SCP-X-1 instances should not be exposed to any sort of violent media before or whilst the personality is developing nor should they be damaged in anyway or exposed to liquids. Failure to do so will result in severe reprimandation.
Description: SCP-X refers to a large plastic box containing at least 1 artificial organism resembling that of a human being (Homo Sapiens). The organism is to be referred to as SCP-X-1. Instances of SCP-X-1 will activate 5 minutes after it is removed from the packaging. Testing has shown that the instances are not made out of any non-carbon material. The instance of SCP-X-1 displays a lack of emotion for 7 to 28 days. Throughout this period of time, the instance will slowly develop a personality. Testing has also shown that exposure to certain media can influence the emotional development of the organism. Showing the instance violent material will cause the instance to become violent. Showing the instance sorrowful material will result in depression and even suicide has been observed in instances. Showing the instance gleeful and comedic material will result in juvenile behaviour. The manufacturer of SCP-X is a corporation referred to by the packaging as "Bizome Corporation". No known records show any history of The Bizome Corporation ever operating within the United States.
Further Testing Requests Pending.
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