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Undiscovered part of the atlantic ocean, water temperature is below -12°c, waves can get higher upon 300m With big monsters (spooky). (euclid) inconsistent topology (level 2)

a disease that causes body parts to duplicate and you will become an insect with those duplicated bodyparts (safe)

disease/thing that causes your vision to splice up into sections (shard like/lines) some of these sections can flip or disturbing things can appear only in a few sections, a monster (big spooky monsters) will only be visible in these certain sections and can only be observed by victims, only effects will have impact on them and the monster is spooky and hostile (keter) memetic hazard (level 2)

fruit that upon eating by a female, she will get pregnant and reproduce a clone, man eating it will die in a horrible way (safe) (level 1) boring and shit

some shit:

sCP-x: (extractor)

item x

object class safe

SCP: SCP-x is stored at storage site 64 E-wing, accessing the containment chamber requires a security clearance of level 2 or higher. non-standard spacetime, inconsistent topology

Desc: SCp-x appears to be a modified meat grinder of an unknown brand, covered with scrap from old electronics, the most significant modifications include a metal base/cage (220mm length by 160mm width by 150mm height) which holds 122 glass test tubes (75x10mm). 118 tubes are arranged like the Periodic System of Elements with their corresponding symbol written with a marker pen on the tubes. 4 tubes seem to be off the usual PSE pattern, they appear to have no symbols written on it. It has been hypothesized to be a placeholder for elements that couldn't be identified by scp-x. When an object is being ground through SCP-x, SCP-x will gradually decompose the object into individual atoms which made up the material and sort them accordingly to the 122 test tubes. SCP-x can consume any liquid or solid material. However, every element in the tubes don't seem to exhibit known properties:

  • every extracted element doesn't form covalent bonds,
  • no radioactive decay is present,
  • every element is continuously in a liquid state at exactly 25°C and 1atm.

When the content of a test tube is removed, it quickly loses its anomalous properties. When a test tube appears to be full and new content is ground through which would overflow the test tubes, scp-x prevents the overflowing by gradually extending the test tubes until there is enough space for the incoming matter.


scp x (gods toys / quantum software / predestination software)

warning: this document is classified as top secret, viewing this document to unauthorized personnel is considered a serious crime and punishment will be considered.

item x

object class safe/thaumiel

threat level: blue

scp: scp-x is a software held on a Kingston USB 2.0 Type-C stick with a 2GB capacity stored in a standard locker at Storage Site 64, Containment Zone Alpha, Sector 06. Access to scp-x is restricted to personnel with a clearance level below 4. Any activity involving the usage of SCP-xxxx is strictly forbidden to prevent paradoxical events, abuse or ZK-class scenarios or must be approved by higher authority personnel. non-standard spacetime, existential thread, memetic hazard

description: scp-x is a user-friendly software called "Gods toys", it takes little more than 304MB of data space, the author and date of release are both unknown to this date. scp-x can be run on any operating system and can run fluently on weaker computers. scp-x displays a live feed of every elementary particle and fields (like gravitational and electromagnetic) of the observable universe, scp-x is able to predict the future and reconstruct the past at any given point in time. Every law and property of a body or object can be analyzed and edited. Such objects range from small (relative) complex biological structures to large (relative) celestial bodies. scp-x can generate specific 'premade' structures that can be accessed via a certain library in the program. It has been confirmed that SCP-x is able to generate structures that could completely contain Euclid and Keter class SCP's or cancel any anomalous effects of every known anomaly.

Experiment-x-1:
Experiment-x-1 was conducted at (specify testing site) at (time). A fast replicating bacteria (specify which), has been analyzed by scp-x. scp-x could identify the entire circular DNA and each property of the gen code. Its DNA has been edited trough scp-x so the bacteria transcribed for a fluorescent membrane when observed under UV-light. After a few days, 78% of the bacteria exposed to UV-light were visible by a fluorescent membrane.
Experiment-x-2:
Experiment-x-2 was conducted at (specify testing site) at (time). An iron rod was placed in the middle of the test room, SCP-x could identify the rod. The material of the rod has been replaced by pure Gold through SCP-x. The test was successful, a golden rod was replaced by the iron rod with exact same dimensions.

warning: this document is classified as top secret, viewing this document to unauthorized is considered a serious crime and punishment will be considered.

object class: keter/thaumiel/partially neutralized

threat level: red

scp: scp-x is currently residing in a closed-off network from an abandoned intelligence agencies base located at ██° █' ██" N, █° ██' ██" E (███████). Access to the site (base) is unauthorized for personnel with a clearance level below 4. Due to scp-x's behavior, any further attempts to contain or reverse engineer scp-x have been banned are completely useless have been unsuccessful, see incident-x-01 and addendum-x-01 (complete neutralization referendum). scp-x itself is only accessible through one specific computer located at [REDACTED]. non-standard spacetime, existential thread, memetic hazard, sentient object, autonomous object

description: scp-x is a self-conscious (artificial intelligent) program with an estimated size of over 16 Exabytes, currently running on a not fully explored yet network inside an abandoned intelligence agencies base, re-appearing in certain databases and vanishing from the entire discovered part of the network at some points. It has been hypothesized that scp-x is expanding the network itself looking at its abilities. scp-x is a program that displays a live feed of every elementary particle and fields (like gravitational and electromagnetic) of the solar system, scp-x is able to predict the future and reconstruct the past at any given point in time. Any attempt to reverse engineer a part of the software will remove the anomalous property that was being reversed. Due to incident-x-01, scp-x cannot edit every law and property of objects anymore but they can still be analyzed. scp-x can generate specific 'premade' structures that can be accessed via a certain library in the program. It has been confirmed that SCP-x is able to generate structures that could completely contain Keter class SCP's but was after incident-x-01 not able to cancel their anomalous effect. scp-x can only be used through one specific computer on the site, this computer is by unknown means continuously powered and can't be shut down.

Upon entering the facility, scp-x will communicate (mind thingy). scp-x's behavior is generally neutral but shows signs of melancholia and grief because scp-x is "unable to perform tasks that I could execute before ██:██:██ ██/██/████." The timestamp is a reference to the moment of incident-x-01. (scp-x (the program itself) can be used by asking scp-x to use it…)

Any attempt to completely neutralize scp-x has been unsuccessful (scp-x will either through chat or mind-affecting things change their view of scp-x)

incident report-x-01:

complete neutralization referendum:

incident report-x-02:

item x-ex

object class: explained/neutralized

scp: scp-x-ex is being held on a Kingston USB 2.0 Type-C stick with a 2GB capacity stored in a standard locker at Storage Site 64, Containment Zone Gamma, Sector 01. scp-x is accessible to all personnel with a clearance level of 2 or higher. scp-x may still be analyzed if any anomalous effect may re-appear.

description: scp-x-ex is a 542MB software named "Solar System 2003 by ███████" that represents a simplified version of the solar system, scp-x-ex can only be run on Windows 2000 NT or newer. Despite the attempt for optimization in the software, scp-x-ex runs slowly on most 2005 commercial mid-class computer.

incident report-x-ex-1:

warning: this document is designated as thaumiel, viewing this document to unauthorized personnel is considered a serious crime and punishment will be considered.

item x

object class: Nevuel

object class description: (nĕfjuːəl) Anonamies designated with a Nevuel class are primarily Keter-class anomalies but can completely or partially sustain their own containment due to their unusual behavior or effects. Nevuel-class anomalies must also meet the requirements for a Thaumiel classification. Nevuel-class anomalies are capable of changing fundamental principles, such include but aren't limited to math properties or logic (deductive) reasoning. (the box test: if it is the box and the object at the same time: nevuel)

threat level: black

(to do: mind-affecting properties)

scp: scp-x-1 is regarded as a Euclid-class object and is held on a Kingston USB 2.0 Type-C stick with a 2GB capacity stored in a standard locker at Storage Site 64, Containment Zone Beta, Sector-07, access is only permitted to the site director of site-64 and the O5-council. It is still unclear how scp-x-1 (782TB) can be placed on a 2GB USB stick, there is a possibility that the majority of scp-x-1 is stored on an unknown location and not residing in the USB stick, however, everything can still be run from the USB stick. scp-x-2 instances are deemed with a Nevuel classification. scp-x-2 instances complete control over scp-x-1, are uncontainable and pose directly ZK-class scenarios. It is unknown how many occurrences of scp-x-2 there are but it is roughly estimated to be 20.

description: scp-x are classified as a group of anomalies which originated from scp-x-ex, scp-x-1 is an unnamed user-friendly software, it takes more than 782TB of data space, the author and date of release are both unknown to this date. scp-x-1 can run fluently on every computer and can be installed even if the computer doesn't have enough storage data for scp-x-1. scp-x-1 displays a live feed of everything in our universe and other unexplained universes that don't correspond to the multiverse theorem, scp-x-1 is able to predict the future and reconstruct the past at any given point in time. Every law and property of a body or object can be analyzed and edited. Such objects range from small (relative) complex biological structures to large (relative) celestial bodies. scp-x-1 can generate specific 'premade' structures that can be accessed via a certain library in the program. It has been confirmed that SCP-x is able to completely cancel any anomalous effects of every known SCP. upon reverse engineering scp-x-1, the program displays about 98% unknown assembly commands, when inspecting their corresponding hexadecimal code, the hexadecimal range has been extended from 0 to F, to every 32-bit Unicode character and some unrecognized characters. It is unknown how the processors' architecture can render scp-x-1. (brabble about deductive reasoning and breaking Pythagorean theorem without changing the surface)

scp-x-2 instances are entities designated as super artificial intelligence, each of their locations are unknown but their effects are mostly present nearby users of scp-x-1, such effects include but are not limited to: (refer to paradoxical events in scp…)

  • smth smth…
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This warning is sandbox related: the following idea may include NSFW material or text that can make the reader unwell

scp x
item x


SCP-x lol (to do: find better pic)

object class euclid

special containment procedures: Several tests have been conducted to create an effective bioweapon against scp-x. Since viruses were much more efficient and safer against scp-x than prions, viruses are mainly used to decrease the population of scp-x. This virus has been developed which affects 80% of the population of SCP-x, this percentage decreases every month by 6% due to darwins principal of evolution and a new, a new virus is made every 6 months. Some weakened scp-x instances are stored at the armed biological containment site (specify which) for studies and to create a more effective bioweapon. Besides the possibility to kill scp-x by hand or any other method, it's advised to terminate them using the virus.

Victims with scp-x are to be cured as quickly as possible through a surgery under complete anesthesia. (tell juicy details on procedure, removal)

(to do: mention Caterpillar)

description: scp-x is a species of moth that parasites in the eustachian tube of the human body, it primarily feeds on nasal mucus and surrounding cells. (…)

scp-x usually lays its eggs inside the eustachian tube. scp-x comes either as caterpillar form through the nose or when in moth form, it will hunt for the ear and shreds the eardrum to get to the eustachian tube. scp-x has a "rotten" effect from the inside, dead body cells will increase (and its shit with your blood and dead body cells makes a yummy sauce that will come out or ur nose lmfao, good night) scp-x will cause permanent ear damage + severe tinnitus, will cancel ur smell senses, and after x months, it will eat ur brain and plant the legs inside the skull, and the baby caterpillars will come out of nose/ ears.

the anomalous effect of scp-x resides in the fact that during the inhibition of scp-x it will cause spooky hallucinations.

or smth that makes it euclid lol.

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