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This is a tale made for the annual SCP Foundation Halloween Contest
You may ask yourself, "wait a minute we do not make articles for holidays, we only make them on Holidays. What is this doing here?"
In which we tell you to remove yourself from that Harrison Ford crushing boulder you are under. We have done this every single year. How have you not noticed it? There are only two type of people who are able to see this tale. Personell who have been here since 2015 or Chaos Insurgency hackers. This is assuming they somehow survived the 77 kill agents we put on the pages before this one who would have undoubtedly seen all the Halloween announcements we put up before getting here. You got no excuse, chief.
And you may ask yourself, "well what even are these tales supposed to be?"
Just see what the other combatants have currently uploaded to the system. For example, you can see what Junior Researcher Elogee made here and what Dr. Runder wrote can be found with this helpful hyperlink.
Now assuming that you have read those two, and maybe even read a few more by naving your way around. You'll get the idea of what's going down. If not well…
TAKE A LONG GOOD LOOK AT THIS TEXT AND TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE
Happy Pumpkin Day, you filthy animal. Now stop looking
¡op I sɐ pooƃ sɐ lǝǝɟ noʎ ǝdoɥ I ¡pǝʇuɐʍ I ʇɐɥʍ s,ʇɐɥʇ sǝ⅄ ¡ǝɹɐ noʎ pɹɐʇsɐq ʞɔᴉs ǝɥʇ ǝʞᴉl ʇlǝW ¡ʇlǝW
Glad that's taken care of. We don't want too many dumbasses reading this.
Now, while you are reading this, you are currently in a costume. Do not ask why. But if you really want an answer, think of a melting snickers bar. Keep thinking about it. Think only of snickers bars. Snicker bars. Snicker bars. Snicker bars. Snicker bars. Snicker bars. Snicker bars. Snicker bars.
Ok, none of you have a peanut allergy, that's good. Because of your snickers thoughts, your brain has neither melted or calxogied. That would have been real trouble.
Oh yeah, snicker bars, perfect segway into our next question. Well, it's not a question because you don't have a choice or even deserve one for that.
So you may be asking yourself, "well how can I submit to this contest?"
An amazing question, produced by the last two brain cells you have. Because this is where things get a little, how do I put this? Advanced.
All of you should know how to submit. If not, you'd be dead by now. Don't question it. The same way you submit an article. Yes do that. Do exactly that. You have nothing else to do with your time. Of course, you could be go out and actually help us by researching but you're worthless. You need to do this.
Follow the damn rules. Follow the rules and you'll know what to do. Hey! You! Follow the rules. Make that take that corresponds to this. Follow the rules and the examples. No format breaks or anything like that. Follow the rules, examples and the format. Exactly. Follow it. Follow it. Follow it. Follow it. Follow your heart. NO! Follow us. Never follow your heart!
Do not give in to your heart. We will Kano your heart if it you follow it. The human heart is just a weak wannabe brain. It will serve no purpose. Take the heart out, leave the brain in. Here at the Foundation, you do not need a heart. You only need a brain.
Follow your brain. Follow your brain. Follow your brain and your brain only. No, follow us. Stop thinking for yourself. Think for us. The Foundation is one big happy family. You're the NEET son who locks himself in the room.
Join us. Become one with the Foundation. Celebrate the pumpkin with us.
Thank you for participating in the Foundation's first Meta-Narrative Haunted House. The survivor is General Giorgio R. Forelli! Full results can be found below:
| Participant | Costume/Cosplay |
|---|---|
| Giorgio R. Forelli | Jotaro Kujo |
| Joseph Fynegan | Barney Calhoun |
| Chris Atilla | Atilla the Hun |
| Daniel Crawket | Engineer |
| Michael Noydawg | Scooby-Doo |
| Reginald Slammenbow | Eldigan |
| Noah Seagal | Skeletor |
CLOSING NOTICE: If you, following this Meta-Narrative Haunted House, experience nausea, vomiting, headaches, hallucinations of skeletons or candy, dizziness or itching of the groin region, please contact your local Foundation medical sector as this may constitute the emergence of a SWN-ALLENPOE-Entity.
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