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SCP-2062

Note from QSKSw:

The formattings all borked on SCP-2062, thought I could fix it. This what I got so far. It's harder than I thought. Not sure why the author didn't just use footnotes, but it can be made to work.

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Leopold Kronecker.

Item #: SCP-2062

Object Class: Already labelled? Odd.Kronecker

Special Containment Procedures: Type-3 FWAB (Foundation Web Analysis Bot) OMICRON-20-PSI ("I once had a colleague named Alan, but he was too critical of my theories.Alan") is to constantly search and remove SCP-2062 affected entries from the Foundation's Moreover, a numbered list of falsehoods. However, disproving them has proved useful for research. Learn from other's mistakes.SCP Catalog Non-computerized versions of affected entries are to be destroyed.

The document regarding SCP-2062 is the only object that has been And therefore, this false article is affected.voluntarily classified as "Kronecker" by the Foundation, and does not display any anomalous properties. Classifying other anomalous items as "Kronecker" is prohibited.

Description: SCP-2062 is an anomalous Object Class known as "Kronecker", appearing on Define 'random'. Honestly, I'm just going down the list of blasphemes.random computerized SCP entries. Entries affected with SCP-2062 will Not so. The process is not 'anomalous', as this article states. Rather, I change it, myself.autonomously change their Object Class, Special Containment Procedures and Description, claiming that said items are They never were anomalous to start. It's a hoax led by a fool's tale.no longer anomalous and are to be exempted from containment, often adding details in the Description section that It's not an attempt. It's a success.attempt to disprove the anomaly. Reverting these changes have Simply because this is the truth.been unsuccessful. However, these entries can be As they should be.deleted from the main catalog.

There appears to be no pattern in entries selected for the SCP-2062 anomaly. Any changes that are made to an SCP entry regarding this anomaly are instantaneous and will appear on God's word is omnipresent.any device currently displaying the affected article. Any non-digitized copies of the documentation, however, are A disciple only has so much power.exempt from this effect. If non-digitized copies of the articles are scanned into the system, SCP-2062 does not appear to affect them. Similarly, renumbering the article appears to be effective in mitigating SCP-2062's effect, allowing for reversions to be made.

SCP-2062-1 is the IP address from which all SCP-2062 anomalies originate. Triangulation of the IP address results in failure with standard positioning systems. Tracing with equipment tuned for This is clearly falsehood. It suggests the existence of infinite multiverse - which has been disproved. Numbers are finite in nature.extra dimensional topography, indicates that SCP-2062-1 originates from an No.extra dimensional space. SCP-2062-1 appears to be the only signal originating from I'm closer to you than you think.this space.

SCP-2062 also affects any article labelled with the following code.

**Object Class:** Kronecker

This anomaly can affect SCP entries, as well as Those that cannot see the truth must be forced.personnel records and other documents. SCP-2062 based revisions always follow the same parameter: SCP-2062 attempts to disprove the subject's existence, if applicable. If not, then SCP-2062 has minimal effect, and often makes small and negligible notations on various points of information. However, documents labelled manually with this code are irreversibly affected by SCP-2062: renaming or renumbering the document is ineffective in mitigating its effects.

SCP-2062 does not affect the actual subject of any documentation, only the documentation itself.

Addendum: Leopold Kronecker (Lifespan: 7 December 1823 – What? No. This article is mistaken.29 December 1891) was a Is this what I've become?German mathematician who studied number theory and algebra. The subject of my own theory?Kronecker was best known for his quote on Georg Cantor's set theory.

Die ganzen Zahlen hat der liebe Gott gemacht, alles andere ist Menschenwerk.

God made the integers, all else is the work of man.

While SCP-2062 Reality is a cruel mistress.bears no semblance to any records of the I should have known.mathematician Kronecker, further studies into the records of I was the blasphemer all along.Kronecker's life and death are God rest my soul.underway.

SCP-2212

Note from QSKSw:

So hey SCP-2212 is really cool but APPARENTLY there's no way to complete the puzzles, the original author just kinda left it unfinished. Okay. Page contents all there in the page source, it's just really hard to read like that. I felt like piecing it together myself. Here's what I got so far. Still gotta fill in those black boxes in the cross-tests, but aside from that I think it's mostly done.

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Attempted reconstruction of image of SCP-2212, in containment

Item #: SCP-2212

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:

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Outline of the containment cell structure for SCP-2212. North is towards the top of the image.

SCP-2212 is to be contained in a cylindrical titanium chamber, 3 meters in radius by 2 meters in height. The chamber is to be lined with lead, and illuminated at all times. As SCP-2212 does not require sustenance, no personnel are to access it except for testing.

Outside this, an additional secondary containment chamber is to be constructed, with a radius of 30 meters. This chamber is to be octagonal, and radially subdivided into 8 chambers, facing in the cardinal and intercardinal directions. A guard must be present in each of these chambers between the hours of 0100 and 0230. At present, the following personnel are cleared for guard duty on SCP-2212:

• Researcher Adamski
• Researcher Dempsey
• HMCL Supervisor Morris
• Agent Ramos
• Agent Sobong

A Class D is to be stationed in each of the three remaining chambers.

Additionally, for certain chambers, the guard is to be provided with some device useful in maintaining containment of SCP-2212 or helpful in case of a breach. No guard will have more than one. These items are:
1. One (1) rocket launcher
2. One (1) Scranton Reality Anchor
3. Two (2) containment breach alarms
4. Two (2) radiation-resistant suits

Guards are to be stationed in the eight chambers around SCP-2212 and items distributed among them according to the following rules:

• Agent Sobong is to be in the north-facing chamber.
• As extreme unreality could result in guards failing to notice an in-process containment breach, the Scranton Reality Anchor and the two breach alarms are to be in consecutive chambers in some order.
• Class D personnel will not be given containment breach alarms, to further ensure accurate and timely reporting.
• Since the rocket launcher has a tendency to fire somewhat to the right, the guard stationed in the chamber counterclockwise adjacent to the one with the rocket launcher will not be given any items.
• After Incident 2212-30, Agent Sobong is no longer permitted to wield the rocket launcher.
• Class D personnel must not be stationed next to each other, or else there may be collusion.
• Agent Ramos has specialized training for low-reality situations, so is to be stationed opposite the Scranton Reality Anchor.
• Researcher Adamski is a capable technician, and should therefore be stationed in or adjacent to the chamber with the Scranton Reality Anchor, in the unlikely event that something should go wrong.
• That they may easily communicate, but gather sufficiently distinct perspectives, Agents Ramos and Sobong are to be stationed with exactly one chamber between them.
• For security reasons, at least two Class D will be not given an item.
• Should Researcher Dempsey need to reach Researcher Adamski, going counterclockwise rather than clockwise should be shorter.
• Scientific inquiry is very important to SCP-2212, so one of the researchers will be outfitted with the radiation-resistant suits. As diversity of skillsets is important, the other will go to an HMCL Supervisor, agent, or Class D.
• To ensure that surviving personnel are able to find each other in case of a catastrophic breach, those outfitted with radiation-resistant suits should have no more than one chamber between them.
• HMCL Supervisor Morris has consistently refused to be stationed adjacent to researchers, citing frustration at their inability to understand the duties of an HMCL Supervisor.

This unique configuration has been found through trial and error to be the only one capable of consistently preventing containment breaches from SCP-2212. However, when properly enacted, breaches are extremely rare, and easily stopped.

Note: I'm pleased you finally found a configuration that works, and I am so glad that it doesn't need a director. As experiences go, sitting up at two a.m. with a rocket launcher was definitely a D. The week where you had me with the third item in the list, the breach alarm, was much better — I'd definitely say I was an A those times.
~ Site Director Draber

Note: Yes, it's quite the relief. I wasn't nearly as comfortable with the the breach alarm as you were. If we're giving letter grades, I was a C. Give me a radiation-resistant suit any day, and I'll be a solid A.

The Class Ds have been doing great. I'm going to submit a formal request that they be made Es.
~ Principal Researcher Ricardo

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SCP-2212 is to be contained in a cylindrical titanium chamber, 3 meters in radius by 2 meters in height. The chamber is to be lined with lead, and illuminated at all times. As SCP-2212 does not require sustenance, no personnel are to access it except for testing.Outside this, an additional secondary containment chamber is to be constructed, with a radius of 30 meters. This chamber is to be octagonal, and radially subdivided into 8 chambers, facing in the cardinal and intercardinal directions.Should personnel need to interact with SCP-2212, it is strongly recommended that they keep their distance and keep radiation-resistant barriers between them and SCP-2212 at all times. Contact with SCP-2212, however brief, during periods of elevated radiance is prohibited.Recent audits of security footage have found that SCP-2212’s periodic containment breaches have been caused by partially compromised guards releasing it. Transfer of the project to a new team and upgrade to Keter status is pending. In the interim period, it is believed that SCP-2212’s containment cell alone should be enough to restrain it. New containment procedures will be developed based on further audit results.

Description: SCP-2212 is a loosely humanoid entity of unknown, apparently inorganic composition. It is animate and mobile, though shows no signs of physical aggression. It has two arms and a head, though lacks legs, and instead moves through hopping on its elongated trunk. Efforts to take samples of its material have yielded inconclusive results, most typically suggesting that SCP-2212 is made of some sort of plasma. SCP-2212 stands about 1.9 meters tall, and weighs about 35 kg.

SCP-2212 also emits moderate and variable quantities of light at various points throughout the spectrum, including as gamma ray. Measurements indicate that a person standing one meter away from SCP-2212 for one minute would typically be exposed to about 0.3 Sv, enough to cause mild radiation poisoning and long-term increase of cancer risk. Radiation output tends to decrease when no persons are interacting with it, but also sporadically increases as much as tenfold. No clear pattern for this has yet been found.

SCP-2212 is sapient and highly intelligent. It is capable of speaking and understanding most common languages, and learns new ones rapidly. SCP-2212 claims to be unable to [REDACTED] information regarding its nature.

Persons interacting with or studying SCP-2212 may be subject to deleterious mental effects, including amnesia, minor bouts of [REDACTED], and in rare cases, having their behavior directly influenced by SCP-2212. This influence has so far primarily taken the form of compelling people to speak with it. Notably, this has most often coincided with periods of increased radiation from SCP-2212, though affected personnel will still don safety gear prior to approaching SCP-2212. Affected personnel report feeling as though they were in a [REDACTED] state, aware of their actions, but calm and distant from them.

SCP-2212 was recovered after Foundation monitoring stations in Australia detected reality disturbances consistent with interdimensional travel. As there are many unmonitored Ways in central Australia, this would not itself have warranted extensive investigation save that mild seismic activity was measured coincident with those observations. Agents were dispatched to investigate the center of the disturbance. They reported that SCP-2212 did not resist the agents’ efforts to transport it to Site 260, and appeared to recognize the Foundation [REDACTED] on their equipment. However, all four agents were [REDACTED] due to SCP-2212’s radiation. A second expedition was able to safely contain SCP-2212, which was later transported to Site 17 for a more secure environment.

Interview 2212-104:

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Dr. Mueller: Hello, SCP-2212. I’d like to ask you a few questions about your background and goals. Firstly, the October 18 event where we recovered you from. Our sensors detected major reality disruptions consistent with cross-dimensional travel without the assistance of a Way or some other stable path, but there was also seismic activity that our best research suggests should have nothing to do with that. What produced that?

SCP-2212: Junior researcher, reading scripts. They are not trying very hard to learn about me, are they? Still, it will be enough. And even from seeds like you can sprout wondrous ideas. Your researchers are correct; the path between worlds does not require shifting the matter of the worlds themselves. But the earthquake was not unrelated. Figure it out.

Dr. Mueller: Ah, I don’t think I will be the one to work on that. We’ve learned enough about what you do.

SCP-2212: You have not. For instance, right now, you are wondering about my word choice. You have read all interviews with me, and know that my syntax can be entirely normal. But to do so would make matters far too simple.

Dr. Mueller: And you’d never want that. Hm, let’s see. Since being taken into Foundation custody, you have precipitated no fewer than three containment breach events. Yet despite on several occasions being able to exit the facility while the guards are incapacitated, you stayed. Why?

SCP-2212: Why would I want to leave the Foundation? True, it’s hard for me to exit this chamber without first having to cause a breach, but I don’t mind that. You all are such excellent scientists, and I love how you never stop digging. I could grow quite fat and happy in a place like that.

Dr. Mueller: There! You talked normally. I’m not sure how; it’s more than just using “I” again, but I can’t quite put my finger on it. No, stop that. It won’t get you anywhere.

SCP-2212: No?

Dr. Mueller: Dr. Ricardo? I’m terminating the interview. This isn’t working. Try someone who doesn’t understand what they’re reading, maybe.

SCP-2212: That will be enough to have you, Sonia Mueller. You will be freed, do not worry. But before you go, what do you understand about my matter of speaking in this interview?

Dr. Mueller: If I listen to the sounds, you’re gibbering. I can’t even produce those sounds. But I understand you, which means that you’re in my head and have been there since I walked into the room. That must be how you did that to those guards in your last breach. Shit, we can’t talk to you at all, can we? Okay, you weren’t using “I” and I don’t think you used “a”. Is this some sort of letter substitution? But you sounded so different each time, and you spoke normally once—

Dr. Ricardo: Dr. Mueller, are you okay? Exit the room.

SCP-2212: She will exit shortly. Very good, Dr. Mueller. You comprehend the essence of it, but your employers would likely kill you if you lingered to figure out more. Which would be no good for either of us.

Dr. Mueller: Luis, I’m out. Repeat, terminate the interview. I do not want to ever interact with that fucking thing again. How isn’t it Keter?

SCP-2212: Doctors, one last word before you turn off your recordings: “REALIZE”. There are seven things from me that will go into your logs today. From each, you may extract the key to each of the seven letters in my final message to you today. Simply see what “a” would go to, and apply the same transformation to the corresponding letter. Think deep, and the truth will come to you.

Cross-Tests:

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Objects cleared for use in Cross-Test Chamber 17-3:

SCP-1220
SCP-017
SCP-515
SCP-753
SCP-1074
SCP-1131
SCP-1137

SCP-1284
SCP-1291
SCP-1441
SCP-1675
SCP-1949
SCP-1978
SCP-2071

SCP-2203
SCP-2212
SCP-2273
SCP-2274
SCP-2800
SCP-2907
SCP-2980

Use Log for Cross-Test Chamber 17-3:

Experiment 1978-2800:
Date: August 1, 2016
Head Researcher: Dr. John Louef
Purpose: It is suspected that the root cause of SCP-████'s psychological difficulties may be guilt over some incident in which it harmed an innocent, either in a misguided attempt to protect them or through careless use of its powers. SCP-████ may allow it to be restored to a healthier mental state, which is anticipated to be helpful for SCP-████'s future well-being.
Procedure: After obtaining approval and remotely backing up all relevant records, SCP-████ was brought into Cross-Test Chamber 17-3 and connected to the site water supply. SCP-████ entered the chamber and was instructed to use SCP-████. After assurances by research staff that SCP-████ was therapeutic in nature, SCP-████ complied.
After completing using SCP-████, SCP-████ reported feeling as though "a spine in my head has finally come free." Though it is unknown what incident SCP-████ erased, as it was not contained in the remote records, psychological testing shows SCP-████ to be significantly happier and more at peace with the world. Interestingly, SCP-████'s anomalous capabilities also seem to have increased, with SCP-████ no longer needing to drink at all, and now being able to grow protrusions up to 20 cm in length of far greater durability than before.

Experiment 515-1074:
Date: August 12, 2016
Head Researcher: Dr. Joanna Hsiao
Purpose: So long as SCP-███ remains in its present state of consciousness, it poses an existential threat to all life on Earth. All mundane efforts to wake it have so far failed. But SCP-████ offers a way to alter that state, critically while leaving SCP-███ physically comatose. This opportunity cannot be ignored.
Procedure: SCP-███ is relocated to the cross-test chamber and monitored by polysomnography (PSG) apparatus. SCP-████ is then brought in and placed before SCP-███. SCP-███'s eyes are forced open, the test chamber evacuated of all personnel, and then the cover on SCP-████ is remotely removed. SCP-███ looks at it for 7 minutes to ensure total exposure, then SCP-████ is covered again and extracted.
PSG readings of SCP-███ do not show any change in its state of consciousness. Microphones on SCP-███ hear it muttering "That is all of us there. That a painting could show… But o my navigator, how soft your face. I am here, you are here. You are here." That last statement is repeated several more times, into unintelligibility. SCP-███ is permitted to move an arm some distance before being restrained again. Telescopes soon report substantial motion of SCP-███-1, but not towards Earth, confirming the value of the experiment. Instead SCP-███-1 is moving in place, in a complex pattern visually reminiscent of dancing.

Experiment 1131-1284:
Date: August 25, 2016
Head Researcher: Dr. Ivan Cooper
Purpose: As hormonal treatment for the current SCP-████-1 is showing signs of reduced effectiveness, suggesting a survival period of no more than 6 months, cross-testing with SCP-████ was authorized despite the high likelihood of death or otherwise causing a new, uncontained SCP-████-1 to be designated. SCP-████ may offer an efficient and controllable way of saving SCP-████-1s, and though it would result in a total loss of the original personality, this may be considered preferable to physical death.
Procedure: SCP-████-1 was placed in Cross-Test Chamber 17-3 with one female specimen of SCP-████, which soon bit her on the hand, and was then destroyed for safety reasons. As expected, SCP-████-1 rapidly lost consciousness and tissue transformation was observed radiating out from the location of the bite.
Approximately 20 hours after being bitten, both legs and the unbitten arm of SCP-████ detach from their sockets and form instances of SCP-████-2, despite it not being the full moon, SCP-████-1 remaining comatose and showing no signs of stress, and there being no means for moonlight to have entered the chamber. SCP-████-2 instances show unexpected hostility towards SCP-████-1, and attack her, focusing particularly on the transformed portions of her body. SCP-████-1 expires from blood loss shortly after SCP-████-2 instances are neutralized via daylight-spectrum lights. Experiment terminated.
Of course. September 6, 1968 was a full moon. New body, new lunar clock. And there was enough of the old one left for the damn rabbits to still be produced.
~Dr. Cooper

Experiment 2203-2900:
Date: September 2, 2016
Head Researchers: Dr. Andrew Califano and Dr. Alice Randall
Purpose: Even though SCP-████-1 is apparently Satan, he at least seems to mean well. As the Prince of Darkness who would not kneel, one would reasonably expect him to be pretty isolated, so perhaps his Foul Majesty just wants someone to appreciate him. It would seem illuminating to have him use SCP-████ to find out who his soul (?) mate is, and perhaps it would give him further motivation to better himself.
Procedure: We brought SCP-████ into C-T Cham. 17-3 and plugged it in. At 10:00 that night, we plugged SCP-████ into another socket and settled down to wait. When SCP-████-1 showed up at 10:30, Dr. Califano approached him and told him about SCP-████. SCP-████-1 asked to try the tester. SCP-████'s lightboxed whirled through the upper part of the scale, before settling on "Naughty but Nice." After a few seconds, the backlights behind the "but Nice" part went out.
The name on the calling card dispensed by SCP-████ gave off brilliant light, rendering it unreadable. Covering it up, the rest of it could be made out to say "Everywhere" for the address, and "He is waiting to welcome you back" for the advice. SCP-████-1 seemed greatly affected by this, and started weeping molten sulfur despite our attempts to comfort him. SCP-████-1 refused to dematerialize until he could tell us a bedtime story. This one wasn't from a book, and he called it "The Lonely Scion".

Experiment 2212-1220:
Date: September 5, 2016
Head Researchers: Dr. Luis Ricardo
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