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Item #: SCP-[number]

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-[number] is to be fitted with a standard anomalous humanoid containment cell in Site-06-3. It is to be provided meals from the on-site cafeteria three times a day at minimum, and may request specialty items dependent on its “cravings”. Due to its relatively harmless nature, unless SCP-[number] is experiencing a labor event, it is permitted to access approved locations around Site-06-3. As of 12/04/20██, SCP-[number] is to receive weekly psychological counseling from a rotating host of foundation professionals due to the implementation of Procedure CULL. This is to exclude Doctor ██████, who is to be assigned to deal with SCP-3001’s post-partem depression exclusively.

SCP-[number] has been approved a small outdoor enclosure measuring 25m x 25m containing grass, various species of flowering plants, and a shallow bathing pool attached to its containment unit in which it may deliver its offspring. It was granted this request on ██/██/201█ as part of its psychological maintenance, as it had been requesting such a space for quite some time. SCP-[number] claims that it most resembles the environments it felt most comfortable delivering offspring in in the past.

Description: SCP-[number] is a female human of indeterminate descent which exhibits an infinitely recurring pattern of self fertilization. Never has SCP-[number] not been in some sort of pregnant state while in Foundation custody; according to testimonies from SCP-[number], this has been a constant in its life since its early adolescence. Every eight to ten months, SCP-[number] delivers between two (2) and five (5) offspring, which while living are designated collectively as SCP-[number]-01. Fertilization begins immediately after the birthing process has been completed, as observed during testing in 19██. SCP-[number] has delivered more than five instances of SCP-[number]-01 on several rare occasions (see Addendum #[number]-01), but has never delivered more than eight (8) at a time. SCP-[number] has never given birth to a single, lone instance of SCP-[number]-01 while in Foundation custody, and claims to have never produced a single instance of one over the course of its lifetime.

SCP-[number] also does not appear to age, or if it does, does so at a rate that is imperceptible to the current frame of time it has been observed. Since its acquisition by The Foundation in 194█, In ██████, France, it has not shown any signs of aging. Various approximations made by personnel have stated that it appears to be anywhere between its mid to late 30s. When asked about its age, SCP-[number] stated that it could not describe the place it was born, but presented a long list of various tribes, settlements, communities, and civilizations that it had lived in dating as far back as 2300 BCE. In almost all cases, SCP-[number] was revered by the local communities as a fertility idol of some kind due to its anomalous properties. SCP-[number] had a penchant for avoiding populated areas, stating that it preferred to "find some small, out of the way settlement" in which to live.

The following locations have been confirmed with cross-referencing various historical documents to have hosted SCP-[number] over the course of its life:

  • Persia, 2300 BCE
  • Phoenicia, 1700 BCE
  • Lower Egypt, 1200 BCE
  • The Crimean Peninsula, 503 BCE
  • Athens, 213 BCE
  • Kosovo, 112 BCE
  • North Ukraine, 3 BCE
  • Northern Mongolia, 546 CE
  • The Tibetan Plateau, 710 CE
  • The Indus Valley, 888 CE
  • [DATA EXPUNGED]
  • Hainan Province, 1030 CE
  • Southern Hokkaido, 1250 CE
  • Northern Alps, 1567 CE
  • Southern France, 1804 CE

Most of SCP-[number]’s offspring do not survive to maturity; many of its children are born with lupus-like symptoms or similar immunodeficiencies, as well as displaying advanced cellular degradation, leading to their deaths before further anomalous properties can manifest. These deaths usually occur several weeks after they are born, however several offspring have survived past the age of one year on multiple occasions before succumbing to illness. To date, fifteen (15) of SCP-[number]’s children have survived to reproductive maturity, and all fifteen instances manifested self-fertilization properties identical to that of their mother. These offspring were designated SCP-[number]-02 through SCP-[number]-16 until Head Researcher █████ designated that any offspring which reach reproductive maturity are to be terminated due to the potential overpopulation crises they present (designated Procedure CULL).

All instances of SCP-[number]’s offspring have been female. Attempts to use hormone therapy to induce a male birth have resulted in miscarriages and high levels of distress from SCP-[number], and have been discontinued.

DNA samples of SCP-[number] have yielded inconclusive results; in addition, even though SCP-[number] appears to be at this time of European descent with long, straight black hair, SCP-[number] states that its features have changed over the course of its life, appearing to best fit into whichever region it inhabited currently. It claims to have “more or less looked like this since Italy”. Instances of SCP-[number]-01 generally do not share a genetic resemblance to SCP-[number]. SCP-[number]-01 instances have appeared present with a staggering array of genetic diversity, including an instance that presented a 100% Native Hawaiian genetic makeup, despite the obvious impossibility of such. SCP-[number]-01’s genetic makeups are not affected by one another; for example, in an instance where SCP-[number] birthed triplets, one tested as a mix of Irish, Welsh, and Norwegian, another as Sioux and Nigerian, and the third as Australian Aborigine. This does not mean that instances can not be “related” to each other; indeed, SCP-[number] has birthed several instances of twins and triplets that match as siblings, however this has never occurred when SCP-[number] has delivered four or more offspring at a time.

Addendum #[number]-01: After [DATA EXPUNGED] on 14/02/19██, all testing revolving around the advancement of the fertility of SCP-[number] is to be discontinued. Results yielded were positive, however the physical strain of constantly bearing six to eight children on SCP-[number]’s part was deemed too taxing for the continued emotional and physical well being of SCP-[number]. In addition, overpopulation is already an issue, and creating more instances of SCP-[number]-01 than are already being produced by the anomalous properties of SCP-[number] would be a waste of Foundation time and resources.

Addendum #[number]-02: Procedure CULL has been extended as of 17/05/20██ to include global searches of any instances of SCP-[number]-01 that reached reproductive maturity in the time span before SCP-[number] was brought into Foundation custody. Currently, none have been located or apprehended, although a body recovered in the [DATA EXPUNGED] Catacombs is currently undergoing testing to see if there is any possible link between it and SCP-[number].

Addendum #[number]-03: On 06/12/20██, Head Researcher █████ attempted to break SCP-[number] from containment by releasing SCP-[███] and [█2█]. In the ensuing chaos, SCP-[number] went into an early labor event, despite only being seven months along and not due for an estimated labor event for at least another month. Foundation personnel found SCP-[number] in her containment cell after the breach was secured, in a state of heightened emotional distress. Further interrogation yielded that Head Researcher █████ had started a romantic relationship with SCP-[number] unbeknownst to other personnel assigned to SCP-3001. Upon the implementation of Procedure CULL, which Head Researcher █████ had helped to devise, the two had argued and entered a period of extended conflict with one another. This corresponds with Head Researcher █████ taking a three week vacation shortly after the implementation of Procedure CULL. SCP-[number] claims that when Head Researcher █████ returned, he was cold and distant, and did not respond to any attempts to talk with her beyond what was required for standard procedures relating to it. At approximately 0230 hours on 06/12/20██, he entered its containment cell and woke SCP-[number] up from its rest. Review of the tapes recording SCP-[number]’s show that Head Researcher █████ saying the following:

“I’m going to take you away from here and all of this. I can’t make up for what I did, but I can save you from it. I promise.”

Head Researcher █████ was recovered in a hallway two floors above, having apparently expired from gunshot wound to his temple, as well as several [DATA EXPUNGED], which were assumed as damage from SCP-[███]. The remains of the two instances of SCP-[number]-01 that were produced during the incident were recovered several rooms away, and after a routine autopsy, were incinerated.