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Item #: SCP-X-J

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-X-J is to be kept inside a large, empty refrigerator with a constant temperature of 75 degrees Farenheit (See Incident X-J-A) in Mobile-Site-██ as, for reasons unknown, this is the only object that can contain the subject. The subject must continually have a tracking device somewhere on its person. The subject must be blindfolded unless testing deems it necessary for the blindfold to be removed. SCP-X-J is to be allowed three Wendy's cheeseburgers a day. No personnel are to attempt to converse with the subject unless given permission by personnel Level 3 or higher or for testing purposes. SCP-X-J is not to be given any objects apart from his cheeseburgers for any reason, as the subject could potentially use said objects against the Foundation. Any "letters" found on the person of SCP-X-J are to be confiscated immediately, no matter how much the subject whines about it.

In the event of a breach, a fresh cheeseburger is to be placed in the refrigerator as bait and Mobile-Site-██ is to be moved to SCP-X-J's location. In the event that the subject's location is unknown, members of MTF Pi-1 ("City Slickers") are to be strategically stationed around all local fast-food restaurants until SCP-X-J is sighted, at which point the subject is to be immediately returned to the Site with the use of minimal equipment.

Description: SCP-X-J is a caucasian human male, measuring five feet and eight inches (1.7272 meters) in height. The subject typically answers to the name of "Jimothy", but the subject's preferred name will consistently change. A list of names appears below.

Testing has shown that SCP-X-J has the strange ability to take the names or titles of any person or object and "anagram" them for the subject's own use. This ability was discovered when the subject turned a stray dog outside of his cell into an "artsy dog", which soon began painting. Its work is currently displayed in the Guggenheim museum. (Shouldn't we contain the dog, too? -Dr. █████)

As stated in containment procedures, the subject is allowed three cheeseburgers a day. If the subject is not given cheeseburgers, it will experience "sheer disappointment" which it will use to attempt to escape the facility. The subject has turned this feeling into the following while pocketing the rest of the letters:

  • Dread Pirate (using an R and an A in the subject's pocket)
  • Mean Hippos
  • Sheep Ointment
  • Ed Sheeran
  • Deer Piss
  • Tree Sap Men

The following tests were performed for the purpose of discovering the strength of SCP-X-J's anagram ability and because they were fun.

Test #1

VIDEO LOG
00:00:01 Subject's blindfold is removed.
00:00:05 A single D-class is placed in SCP-X-J's cell.
00:00:08 The subject attempts to stab through the refrigerator door using the hyphen in "D-class". Further testing deemed necessary.
VIDEO ENDS

Test #2

VIDEO LOG
00:00:01 Subject's blindfold is removed.
00:00:03 A stained carpet is placed in SCP-X-J's cell.
00:00:07 The "stained carpet" is transformed into a "Red Captain", a communist sea-farer.
00:00:10 SCP-X-J jumps on the "Red Captain's" back.
00:00:11 The "Red Captain" attempts to escape the cell while carrying SCP-X-J.
00:00:30 After several seconds of clattering sounds, the "Red Captain" and SCP-X-J are detained.
VIDEO ENDS

Test #3

VIDEO LOG
00:00:01 Subject's blindfold is not removed.
00:00:03 A small toy boat is placed in SCP-X-J's cell.
00:00:05 The toy boat is turned into a moderately-sized snake.
00:00:06 The snake begins glowing brightly.
00:00:08 Armed guards are sent into cell; fight ensues.
00:02:36 Snake is detained.
00:02:38 SCP-X-J explains that the "unseen toy boat" was turned into a "teen sun boa" and proceeds to snicker quietly.
00:02:42 Armed Guard Andrew S████ becomes annoyed and attempts to forcibly discharge SCP-X-J via the use of a handgun.
00:02:44 SCP-X-J turns "attempted shooting" into "hooting tents".
00:02:45-00:03:27 [DATA EXPUNGED]
VIDEO ENDS

Further testing was deemed unnecessary and way too dangerous.

Incident X-J-A
On █-█-████, the temperature of SCP-X-J's cell was mistakenly decreased to 60 degrees Farenheit by Dr. ████ while he was on a coffee break. The subject noticed the cooler temperature and proceeded to turn the phrase "cooler temperature" into a "raptor colt", which proceeded to assault any nearby objects or personnel, leading to a breach for SCP-X-J. The subject and the raptor colt were both contained after four days of horrible horrible terror inconvenience for nearby towns. (You have to admit, it was pretty cool seeing him riding that thing. I mean, WOW. -Dr. ████)
(No, it wasn't. -05-█)