Debilitated Kinds of Nihilism

Dramatis Personae
Janice Milgram Director of the Memetics and Infohazards Division
James T. Temple Assistant Site Director of Site ███

Acting Assistant Site Director James T. Temple gripped his sheaf of folders tightly. He had spent the last two days furiously collecting all available data on his newest problem the discovery of a new and prolific GOI. However he had found the perfect person to transfer it from being his problem to their problem and thus no longer his problem. James had risen through the beauracratic ranks of first the USMC and then the foundation by relying on this time tested formula of delegation and problem elimination.