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Doctor Wondertainment™!
Make-A-Friend!™!

Hey kids, have you ever wanted a friend? What if you have trouble making them? Other kids are real jerks, after all, or maybe you're just too busy for them.

Well, look no further! With our new Make-A-Friend™, you don’t have to be alone anymore! Just install it on your computer, start it up, and watch it learn! In a mere 24-48 hours afterwards, it's fully intelligent and ready to do whatever you need! Guaranteed to always be there for you! He can open doors for you! He loves the occasional puzzle game! And now, with special Nevolete technology, you wont just abandon him like your other toys. He is guaranteed to live with you as long as you're willing to keep him around!

LEGAL NOTICE: Use of "Leaping Lizards" Pet Therianthropic Lizard™ with Make-A-Friend is discouraged. Do not allow Pet Morphogenic Lizard™ near Make-A-Friend™ for an extended duration of time. All products listed in this advertisement have passed the Turing Test. Leaving Make-A-Friend plugged in unattended for long amounts of time is not recommended. Periodical hardware updates may be necessary for continued operation of product. Dr. Wondertainment, Co. is not responsible for any damage that occurs to living or non-living objects during operation of the product. If you have a history of seizures or epilepsy, consult a doctor before using this product.

Information:
Background: Personally, SCP-079 is one of my all-time favorites. As a hardcore nerd and geek, I've always loved Sci-fi things, and especially computers. The thought of having one be a personal buddy was always one of my closest hopes and dreams.
Source: Elaborating on the above, while hunting through my parent's basement, I rediscovered a toy they had given me one year for Christmas: An R2D2 robotic thingy [Listed here]. I thought, man, this thing could have been so much cooler.
A few days later, we got the assignment for Dr. Wondertainment, and I knew I had a job to do.